So IOhh broke my leg on valentines day.
I have never broken a bone before. I was walking down my stairs to my driveway and I guess when I had shoveled and salted I missed a stair.
My foot started to slip and I started to fall backwards, then my foot hit the dry pavement and stuck, which in turn basically folded my leg in half. I am pretty well incapacitated. I was wondering if anyone had some ideas of a new hobby I could pick up while sitting on the couch 23 hours a day. Ohh, I have copys of the xrays if anyone wants to see them. Pretty gruesome though. |
Breaking Bad(no pun intended), or Boardwalk Empire marathon.
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Broke my leg doing a back flip on roller skates at 14. Most pain I've ever experienced. |
Fap your pain away, brother. Empty those nuts.
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Good luck falling asleep in about 2 weeks.
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It gets worse? |
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There is only so much of that a person can do in one day haha |
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Im a welder by trade, my other hobbies are working on cars, building things and drawing. I guess i could start drawing again, havent really had time to do that for a while. |
Have you considered suing the homeowner?
J/K, hope you heal quickly and well. I recommend reading a few books while you're laid up. |
****ing pussy. I walked a god damned mile 2 days after heart surgery.
My advice is to quit being a giant ****ing pussy, get a cane, and shovel snow better. BTW, i hope you get to feeling better soon. |
Murderball?
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Watch Family Guy re-runs.
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This may be a hidden signal that you're gay.
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Suck man.
Honestly, if you're looking to better yourself do some personal finance research. Lots of free stuff on the internet that can get you basic lessons, but quick books and enter all your bank statements. Or if you're cheap you can start with a spreadsheet. Figure out where your money is going and then apply strategies to stretch it further. You'll probably need it if you're going to be laid up awhile. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions. All the best. |
Special Olympics?
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set up a seller's account on ebay.
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Build model cars or airplanes, tedious enough to keep you entertained for a while.
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Be honest with us. Your wife got drunk and beat you. It happens all the time on holidays. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Seek help.
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Law and Order re-runs. It is always on one channel or another.
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God you poor bastard. Uhmmm, if you're into video games, go buy something that'll take you a while. GTAV, etc. I heard Skyrim is supposed to take weeks to beat.
I've never played it. Maybe pick up a rock collection like Hank on Breaking Bad? |
thanks fellas. i should have known better than to ask the night crew. lmao. I think i am going to do some drawing for now. Although murderball has my interest. haha.
i have this idea of making custom shift knobs. I made one for my car and i get compliments on it all the time. so maybe i will do something like that. |
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you guys are alright by me, it may just be the painkillers talking though. |
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Skyrim owned my life for the first 2-3 months after it came out. |
Learning to be still may turn out to be a beautiful gift, grasshopper
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Definitely gay... or even if you're thinking of being gay, painkillers may help that experiment too.
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oh, and keeping with the theme, gay porn too.
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Sucks dude . Get well soon.
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Ohh I get it. That's going to suck. |
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Definitely not gay. Lmao nttawwt. |
Hydrocodone or Oxycodone?
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You could take up jogging
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know no pain, feel no pain |
1.) Give yourself a stranger
2.) Have anal sex 3.) Get a blumpkin 4.) Profit |
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Shit usually causes constipation.
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i just had my first glorious dump this morning. im ususally very regular. |
I've been Warcraft free for a few yrs now
But I promise you if you start up you'll break only for short intervals of emptying your nuts and changing your T-shirt once a week because its taken on the color of the Cheetos you've been eating for dinner. In no time the months will pass...or yrs.. |
Go to the Pictures section of CP, examine every picture in every thread. Pay close attention to the Boobs thread LMAO.... Repeat
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Get 2 jars of lotion and get Boston Market to deliver some Grubb.
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Seriously no one asked to see the Xrays? Worthless without pics.
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Welcome to the world of being immobile. I'm also on oxycodone I'm finally shitting normally but I'm more mobile than I was...be careful though if you really sit for 23 hours you can develop blood clots. I had a PE complication and have to take blood thinners now. So good luck man.
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Video games. Read a book..series, or two
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Fap the time away. Seehowmany times you can fap in a 24 hour period. Make it fun.
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A friend of mine picked up a guitar when he broke his leg in high school. Today he has won multiple Grammys....
Or you could fap. |
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I didn't poop for 7 days when I was on my painkillers when I broke my arm.
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You guys are pussies.
I've never broken a bone in my life. |
Rub some dirt on it and get back to work.
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I was always about and about as a kid. Climbing trees, playing sports, wrestling friends, riding bikes, and all kinds of weird shit. When I first learned how to ride a bike, I skipped training wheels. I learned on one of those bikes that you just pedal backwards to stop but didn't get that part of it down at first. I'd just "stop" by jumping off the bike at whatever speed I was going LMAO I also played organized sports in high school. How did you break your arm? |
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Don't get fat. You won't need as much food now.
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I'm already a little overweight. That's one of my concerns honestly. I'm going to talk to the dr. About doing upper body free weights and core work so I don't gain a ton of weight. They also said that there is about 90% chance I tore ligaments as we'll. having MRI on Tuesday if swelling is down enough. So I may be layed up for a while |
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I second the mention of a guitar (or some sort of musical instrument) if you're not already into that. You can spend a lot of time on it and it's something you can really fall in love with.
If you've ever been interested in computer programming / web development, graphic design, or anything like that it's a perfect time for that, too. There are loads of training materials online that you can follow along with and learn all sorts of geek skills that can make you some good money. |
bigjosh buy some dumbbells and do curls and stuff.
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I have been wanting to get better at HTML . My wife already said she wants me to make her business website. |
Here is the xray of my broken leg back in 1999 when a 1200 lb wooden crate fell on me while making a delivery, those white things are steel rods inserted into my my leg while awake..
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Ouch man. How long was your rehab for that. |
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Oh just to let you know, you will always know you broke that leg... I have phantom pains in the exact spot it was broken and nerve damage on the top of my shin... I can't feel the skin on top of my shin.
Been 15 years since it happened in April... Good Luck |
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Eat Chia seeds for constipation + lots of water
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