Michael Jordan banned from golf course...
For cargo pants. ROFL
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cargo pants != cargo shorts
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banned for bacon neck.
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He should be banned for that stupid hat.
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MJ should just buy the club, then he could wear whatever he wanted.
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Holy crap, how effing far does the rod up your ass have to be to report Michael Jordan for wearing cargo shorts. That sounds like a guy I want to hang out with.
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Everyone knows that you can't wear ****ing Cargo shorts at a Country Club, including Michael Jordan. He obviously thought he was above the rules.
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You don't ban the greatest of all time. He bans you.
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I agree with Mike on this one. He had to check-in, they should have said something then. To interupt the man with several holes to go is nonsense.
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Stuck-up rich people on a power trip.
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This is just dumb
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what a bunch of ****ing pillowbiters. Especially the people who were offended by it and had to go tell on him.
They should be punched in the face, by me. I really really really want to do it. |
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I got denied when i had on a shirt without a collar. had an under armor shirt thingy. Granted, it was a really really nice place....but this doesn't surprise me at all. |
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lol |
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nice. BIRDIE BITCHES! |
Stupid rule.
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Michael should open a baskeball exhibition down the street and turn away anyone wearing ****ing loafers or Ralph Lauren.
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#richpeopleproblems is serious business.
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I'm not feeling that look at all. Those are too common.
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I bet those assholes that ratted on him were like
"can you believe that *insert racial slur here* was on our golf course wearing those pants?" "oh my god, what is this world coming too. I just can't believe that someone wore those pants to our golf course." "will you hold me tonight, the thought of that colored man wearing cargo shorts is going to have me quite scared." |
Its MJ, he should be able to play golf in his ****ing hanes boxer briefs if he wanted too! haha
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..this board is full of idiots.
..he isn't any better than anyone else that steps on the course. |
I'm just annoyed on principle here. MJ golfs all the time. He didn't know the rules of normal country club wear? Bullshit. The "they won't ban me" act makes me enjoy that they did ban him. Don't get me wrong, I really like MJ both as a player and person.
I am not a country club guy, if for no other reason than I can't afford to be. That being said there are rules to sports and expectations in sports. If you don't like them then don't ****ing play them. Just because people like to follow traditions doesn't make them a bunch of spoiled, stuck up dickheads(even if they are such in other aspects of life). The one thing I would say is that the people telling was a little stupid. The golf course seeing it themselves is one thing, telling on him is a little much. I just would have been annoyed by it and let it go. |
Jordan should get away with anything. Best athlete I've ever seen
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I bet the people that ratted him out lost bets to him on that course.
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it's because he's black.
...just kidding. ...but seriously though...it's because he's black |
You can't golf black without white ho mistresses.
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That's funny.
Not quite the same pull back when you were playing aye Mike? |
Racists.
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...it's not about him, it's about the stupid rules that they have and that they actually enforce the aforementioned stupid rules |
Why do people have to dress like total douches to hit a stationary ball and ride around on a cart for a few hours?
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snobbiest sport of all times......do they allow women to play yet?
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I don't see 4 popped collars, so no wonder he was banned.
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They should at least be able to wear comfortable clothes |
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Judge Smails strikes again.
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Yuppies.
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Golf is much more fun when there are 3 balls to hit and it is total random luck if you hit the right one. |
I actually like the game of golf to a degree. I get it. Being outside with freshly cut grass, hitting the absolute shit out of a little ball with a big giant metal club. It feels good. It's a shame I'm complete and utter dog shit at it, or else I would play the game myself. However, it's really the PEOPLE that can ruin it. Like others have already said, there are a lot of snobby, horribly dressed dipshits out there that care more about appearance and shit than just the game itself. It's sad and pathetic. It's like the people that listen to rap music in their cars and turn it up really really ****ing loud when they enter a QuikTrip parking lot. Most of those people don't really enjoy going deaf listening to that shit. They just want everyone else to NOTICE that they're listening to it. Makes em feel "cool" or whatever. I wish I had a rocket propelled grenade for those assholes to be honest...
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A country club is established with rules, and all of the members pay a significant amount of money (not me, I can't afford it and don't want to be part of that lifestyle) to be part of that club with those rules. Jordan isn't above the rules, especially as a guest. |
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I just dont get why there has to be this "Air of elitism" about the sport? I guess i dont understand the history. |
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It's still ridiculous. I'm not advocating that Jordan has rights or that he should sue the place. I just think it's stupid. |
Why doesn't MJ just buy the golf course?
LMAO |
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He could just lounge around in his cargo shorts all ****ing day long. ROFL |
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The story of golf, as related to me by a born Scotsman and master storyteller - There once was a village idiot who grew bored with drunkenly meandering about town all day, so one day as he was walking with his stick, he smacked a rock with it and thought "well, thats a bit of fun"
But pretty soon the villagers grew tired of the idiot, his rocks were hitting people, hitting their houses and so they said "get out of here and dont come back, idiot" So across the fields he went, smacking his rock as he went, when one day his rock fell into a ground squirrel hole, well, he thought this added an exciting new twist to this game he had since dubbed "smiting the stone" So on he went across the field, looking for holes to smack his rock into, pretty soon he came to another village, and as he passed through, that villages idiot noticed him and asked if he could join him in smiting the stone... but soon they were thrown out, just like the last village. So on they went across the fields, and as they passed through the next village, another idiot thought this all looked like great fun and so he joined them, and again they were thrown out, and on across the fields to the next village they went, collecting idiots as they went, enthralled were they all with smiting stones into squirrel holes. Soon every village idiot in Scotland was playing smite the stone, and the rest as they say... is history. |
This story would have been a lot more fun if he would have just ripped the pockets off and just continued to play.
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Same thing. I don't really care for the snootyness of Country Clubs, but those members have chosen that environment, and all agree to it. Heck, they got upset at me one time for pissing behind a tree, so I just choose not to go most of the time. Their rules, their club. Jordan is not different. |
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I suspect it is written in the rules because they are just plain ugly and sloppy looking? One of our Naples Fl. group had to buy a pair of shorts in the Pro Shop last year, and was told ahead of time not to wear the cargo shorts. There are dress codes at most golf courses, even public municipal courses. |
Did he join the club? Did he understand the rules before he joined? Is there a reason he couldn't understand the rules?
I don't understand the issue. |
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MJ is a grown man and plays tons of golf. He knows the rules and etiquette, especially at very exclusive private clubs. He was an invited guest and should have had a second thought about wearing cargo coolots.
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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't ban Michael Jordan from a golf course. |
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