Round 1, Heat 6: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
Calling jjbirden, calling jjbirden. Let's see if you go for the hometown Oregonian or if the other two win.
As usual, the rules are: vote for the TWO most attractive contestants out of the three. Miss Minnesota http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mB...jpg_224918.jpg Miss Oregon http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Ce...jpg_224929.jpg Miss Illinois http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cj...jpg_224909.jpg |
End world hunger, eat a contestant.
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Minnesota makes me sizzle, and Illinois is fine. They get my votes.
It looks to me like Oregon is going to weigh about 250 within the next five years. No offense. |
Minny has the better eyes and face with not enough meat on her bones and Illy has the perfect bod with a mannequin face.
Oregon just comes off as "thick n' stupid." |
I could never love someone with her eyes as far apart as Miss Minnesota. Is that some kind of adaptation to cold, snowy weather? Miss Oregon and Miss Illinois get my vote.
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Who gives a **** if she's going to weigh 250 lbs in the next 5 years? We're basing our votes off of how she looks NOW....correct? She looks ****ing hot....NOW. |
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Oregon please.
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That's a fat girl waiting to happen. |
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I personally find Oregon to be hotter than any of the other two. |
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Oregon and Miss Congeniality.
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Oregon FTW....Illinois gets my 2nd vote
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Just saying... |
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*Chubby by Miss USA standards. |
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Yeah, Oregon is currently nice but that big boned girl is gonna hit 250+ first kid she pops out.
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So far the brunettes are killing.
Appears a fräulein can't get a leg up on CP... |
Oregon twice or more.
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Oregon. She's got lovely lady lumps and hits the gym.
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Oregon has curves and hips.
great legs it seems. |
This is a tough call. Normally I prefer slim, athletic women but Minnesota is approaching the "too skinny" realm, with toothpick legs and no hips.
http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1719.jpg Oregon is surprising thick for a Miss USA contestant but it very pretty and has nice curves. Plus, I spent a big chunk of my life in Oregon, so have to pull for the hometown gal http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1813.jpg Illinois isn't anything special but takes second because she isn't quite the rail that Minnesota is http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1649.jpg |
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This has the potential to be a massive upset. Pun intended.
Look at Miss Minnesota, people! Look at that beautiful hair, those gorgeous lips, those sexy wide-set eyes. She's a stunner. She's top-ten material. |
Ore-gon. Ore-gon!
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Miss Oregon, easy.
I like a little meat on the bones. |
her legs look nice. the right one in the second pic shows a bit of tone.
Minnsota needs to eat a sammich. |
The good thing about taking Miss Oregon anywhere is you could win free prizes at any random eating contests you run into.
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I understand Oregon over Minnesota. I don't agree with it, but I can see it.
But damn - people actually like Minnesota over Illinois? This isn't a competition of who you could score at a bar - because Minnesota wins that one hands down; you can find that girl in any college bar in the country at any time. But if you saw her sitting on a stool next to Illinois, you'd walk past Illinois to go after her? Wow. I mean, I guess that's a good thing because Illinois probably wouldn't give any of us the time of day, but c'mon men, reach for the stars here. |
Oregon. Let it happen.
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Oh, God. Oregon would get the fiercest dickin. LOVE her body. I'd probably go Illinois second but she's taking a school bus-sized backseat to Oregon in my eyes.
Minnesota looks like shit in the OP but stunning (in the face) in the photo Frosty posted. Blonde is just not her color. |
Omaha needs to comment on Miss Oregon
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I see now what you mean when you said Miss Oregon was going to have some problems in this heat to JJ Birden.
Damn shame, she's pretty. Just not as pretty. |
Miss Illinois is red hot. That swimsuit shot makes me want to chew through my laptop.
On second thought, I'd rather chew through HER laptop. Her name is Stacie Juris from Chicago. She's a convicted shoplifter, so she will break the law. Major spankie time... http://tinyurl.com/lon45vk |
One thing I've noticed is that there's been consistently a huge difference between ranking them on the first shots and ranking them on the walkway shots. In this case, I voted for Minnesota based on the first set of pictures (Oregon's legs looked awful, to me, in that shot), but I'd have never have voted for her based on the runway shots.
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Haha. Oregon is a beast. Illinois is the clear winner.
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Miss Oregon looks like she swallows. She wins.
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It's gong to kill me if the faerie nymph that is Miss Minnesota loses out to ... most of Oregon. |
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I'll concede that she has a gorgeous face, and if I'm in an Italian restaurant and she's my waitress, I'll enjoy it. But ... she has no waist. Meanwhile, Miss Minnesota flits about making dreams come true. |
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http://missoregonusa.com/stage/wp-co...an-240x300.jpg By the way, it turns out that she is fighting thyroid cancer and has had her thyroid removed. Regulating your weight without a thyroid can be a bitch. |
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Oregon is some type of gorgeous.
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I should have quoted "Sloppy Mess". It's much more colorful. |
Miss Oregon has Thyroid Cancer:
http://www.heavy.com/entertainment/2...thyroid-cance/ |
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Heavy.com {snicker} |
George must have put me on ignore after the TWA800 thread. :)
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I was just reading up on her, and hadn't seen where that info had been brought to light. She has a smokin body, but look like the kind of girl that will get married and have five kids. |
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Poll closed.
My mouth is agape in shock as the cute and perky Miss Minnesota leaves the arena in favor of Oregon and Illinois. A veil of shock and sadness silences the crowd. The good news is that the top two third place contestants will grab a safety line and make it to the next round as a wild card to keep my seeding matchups full. With nearly 42 percent of the vote, there's a very good chance that the delightful Miss Minnesota will get another opportunity to strut her delightful stuff. |
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