Peyton Manning breaks both of his legs (Ooops Not Really Thread Fail)
 

http://peyton.manning.mediafetcher.c...ocation=Denver

A spokesperson for the Denver highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that Peyton Manning has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Denver hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources.

The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by Peyton Manning and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by Peyton Manning at a high rate of speed.

Team spokespersons could not be reached for comment at this time.



No idea if it is true. I thought it was a prank at first.

:doh!:

:facepalm:

Okay gang...

But his neck's still OK, right?

Pocket passers don't need legs. /knowmo

He can throw from a wheel chair better than Alex...

Looks line he did the same thing in March.

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articl...-both-legs.htm

HAI GUYZ!

In related news, It's now legal to play in a wheelchair and the Defense has to count to 15 mississippi before rushing the passer.

He drives a Buick anyway

Damn, this lady really hates peyton lol. Mods feel free to remove this hahahahahahahaha....whoops.

Enjoy your vacation

Good catch. So either this story's not true, or he's a lying hypocrite for promoting one car while driving another.

Ban for false info?

"What is the internet?" -OP

was gonna say the same thing.

want to like maverick, don't want to have the planet-hate raining down on me.

see ya later, kid!

You might want to confirm your sources before you post stuff like this.
Have a nice vacation....
Bye Bye now...

LOL

Oh, and here's another tip....
Putting it in BOLD doesn't make it true.

Hootie has some tips on IP address masking and mults.

What. The. ****. Are. You. Thinking.

We'll see. I was always the one who was pissed off by stuff like this. Not sure if the other guys will enforce that one as strictly as I did.

His description under his name is now ironic. That's going for him.

:)

In other news, John Goodman died for the 15th time

Eh, I'd rather see his legs broken at Arrowhead.

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:shake:

Not to worry; there are STILL plenty of Alexsexuals to choose from!

I don't like the guy but he did say he didn't know if it was true...
Posted via Mobile Device

It's time for a Poll Of Destiny!

Yeah, unban the guy. He said he didn't know if it was true or not. A ton of posters have jumped the gun in the past.

Eh, he probably only got banned for a day or two, you gotta know better. Besides, if it was really true ChiefsandOsfan would've posted a tweet 10 seconds after it happened.

No way that number is even close to being correct. We've buried him at least twice that many times.

He's only gone for two days, he'll be back.

Man... you guys are swift and heartless. Honest mistake I am sure. On that note... Leslie Nielson everyone.

http://i.imgur.com/J8TNqmT.gif

So did he break both legs or only one?

LOL.... one Alexsexual down, a few more to go. At least we won't have to read Maverick's particularly delusional slurping for a while.

Yikes, looks like we need a distraction:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/437...y-twitty-o.gif GIFSoup

Hello, darlin'.

Nice to see you

It's BEEEEEEEEEEEEEN A LONNNNNNNG TIMEEEEEEEEEEE!

This thread is Wagoner-Approved:

http://www.biography.com/imported/im...2593-1-402.jpg

Ooh. Wait until Patteau hears about this unjust banning!

ROFL

He's assembling his legal briefs as we type...

Ahahaha.

I win, shit dick.

Dammit.

I wish there was a bigger punishment than banning.

ROFL

Your moment of satisfaction will NEVAR eclipse my Hootie Banning-satisfaction. NEVAR!

Eh, this one was pretty innocent. He just got duped by ten internets. Granted, you'd think someone would check for ANY known source, but you know. Live and learn.

lol

what a ****ing ruhtard

It wasnt his legs it was his neck

i bet maverick is refreshing this page between sloppily lubed up, medium pace jerk strokes

Break both his legs?

Like what the lady did in Misery? :eek:

I saw this on Twitter 3x today...

Making it rain... NSFW

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alex smith's cock jockey falls for an 3rd grade level internet hoax....


minions are always stupid assholes

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Buick endorsement deal cancelled.

He actually drives a Buick. Peter King made a comment about how shocked he was to see Peyton driving a Buick at TC.

Hopefully, he'll drive it off a cliff.

:shake:

ESPN and NFLNetwork personnel would have 24/7 fistfights in front of the hospital for coverage. "Looks like Stewart Scott just took a left hook from Rich Eisen."

HAI GUYZ!!! I HEARD AARON HERNANDEZ HUNG HIMSELF IN JAIL... THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE... DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE BUT I FIGGURED THIS WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO POST IT/ Alex Smith Hater

Douche

My wife just texted me saying she heard this. :rolleyes:

OP is a moron.

...yet we allow posters like this to remain

Hoax ?? Peyton Manning breaks both legs in car accident
 

http://peyton.manning.mediafetcher.c...ocation=Denver

THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

Denver July 28, 2013 30 minutes ago...

A spokesperson for the Denver highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that Peyton Manning has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Denver hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources.

The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by Peyton Manning and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by Peyton Manning at a high rate of speed.

?

:facepalm:

Sorry I finally found a google search that it was a hoax.

in 3....

Sigh.

I feel bad for Manning. That's twice this week! That has to be painful. Maybe he should hire a professional driver.