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Buck 12-24-2012 11:21 AM

Do you ever buy clothing gifts for women online?
 
I bought some stuff for Christmas and on all the reviews everyone was saying that they should have bought a size larger than normal, so I bought a size medium for someone who is definitely a small and I'm worried that women are just so delusional when it comes to their body size, that when they needed a Large, it was because they are actually Large.

So...looks like I might be returning this stupid Medium to get the Small.

KurtCobain 12-24-2012 11:26 AM

I bought nearly all my gifts online this year. but not clothing, for the reasons stated in the OP. I'm terrible at sizes, but pretty good at eyeing these things, so if I'm getting clothes I just go out.

seclark 12-24-2012 11:26 AM

i have to, cause the ****ers don't let me try them on in the store.
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Rain Man 12-24-2012 11:27 AM

Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.

FlaChief58 12-24-2012 11:27 AM

No, that's very thin ice you're on, especially if said woman is your wife

Fish 12-24-2012 11:34 AM

Why on Earth would you want to buy clothing for women? That's a horrible horrible idea no matter what. Haven't you seen the way they shop?

Saulbadguy 12-24-2012 11:43 AM

Jesus, what brand of dumbass are you?

Mr. Laz 12-24-2012 11:51 AM

no ... you are pretty much dead either way it goes


if it doesn't fit, you suck
if it does fit but the size is 'too big', you suck
2 pieces with the same size often don't fit the same

yuck

lingerie is easier but still

buying girls clothing is a disaster waiting to happen


maybe a coat ... a nice coat is pretty safe LMAO

Pablo 12-24-2012 12:02 PM

Pro tip: Never buy clothing for women. Never.

Buck 12-24-2012 12:04 PM

The only thing I'm worried about if it doesn't fit, is that I have to return and exchange it.

I'm not worried what she'll think about her receiving a medium when she is a small. This isn't for a girl I am courting or will ever try to court. Thank you.

Phobia 12-24-2012 12:05 PM

I do. I'm good at it. I acknowledge that I am unique and fortunate. As a general rule, most men should avoid it.

htismaqe 12-24-2012 12:05 PM

I hate to pile on but man you should never buy clothes for a woman, especially not online.

Rain Man 12-24-2012 12:10 PM

Frankly, it's too risky to buy any gift for a woman. There are far too many things that can go wrong.

Lonewolf Ed 12-24-2012 12:13 PM

I have and regretted it, but not because what I bought was not the right size.

Phobia 12-24-2012 12:15 PM

All this said, I haven't really bought the wife clothes this year. She just dropped a kid. I did buy her a couple of athletic type clothing because I know she's going back to her workout warrior routine soon so I can't really screw that up. But most relationships aren't mature enough to be able to pull that off.

FlaChief58 12-24-2012 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238676)
Frankly, it's too risky to buy any gift for a woman. There are far too many things that can go wrong.

This. I have my wife make a very specific wish list of things she wants (including pictures, store, price etc) and pick a few things from it. She gets exactly what she wants and I live in peace. Win win

htismaqe 12-24-2012 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9238694)
All this said, I haven't really bought the wife clothes this year. She just dropped a kid. I did buy her a couple of athletic type clothing because I know she's going back to her workout warrior routine soon so I can't really screw that up. But most relationships aren't mature enough to be able to pull that off.

I wouldn't hesitate to buy my wife clothes online if I thought there was a chance in hell she would wear them.

It's not that she would be pissed at me or anything, it's just that she sends back about 3/4 of the stuff she buys for herself, so I have no hope of getting it right.

Mr. Laz 12-24-2012 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238676)
Frankly, it's too risky to buy any gift for a woman. There are far too many things that can go wrong.

too slutty
not slutty enough
too conservative
too big
too small
wrong colors
or the dreaded 'this outfit looks just like that other girl ... ' dead blow

endless

might as well just answer the question "does this outfit make me look fat?" and end it right from the beginning. LMAO

Rain Man 12-24-2012 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9238704)
This. I have my wife make a very specific wish list of things she wants (including pictures, store, price etc) and pick a few things from it. She gets exactly what she wants and I live in peace. Win win

Yeah, that's the way to go. Give me the UPC code and I'll carry it to the register.

Mr. Laz 12-24-2012 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238718)
Yeah, that's the way to go. Give me the UPC code and I'll carry it to the register.

ROFL

Lonewolf Ed 12-24-2012 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9238704)
This. I have my wife make a very specific wish list of things she wants (including pictures, store, price etc) and pick a few things from it. She gets exactly what she wants and I live in peace. Win win

I have a friend whose harpy, er... I mean, wife... will not tell him what she wants even though he begs her to do so. She says he should know what she wants by now. He gets the wrong thing and she gets mad, so now he just said if she doesn't tell him what she wants, then she gets nothing. She still gets all pissy, but it's less stress for him.

luv 12-24-2012 12:38 PM

I don't even buy clothes for myself online.

FlaChief58 12-24-2012 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 9238750)
I have a friend whose harpy, er... I mean, wife... will not tell him what she wants even though he begs her to do so. She says he should know what she wants by now. He gets the wrong thing and she gets mad, so now he just said if she doesn't tell him what she wants, then she gets nothing. She still gets all pissy, but it's less stress for him.

I went through that hell for the first 5 years we were together. At first she was hesitant but, when she realized she would never get another crappy gift from me she went all in. We've been together for 18 blissful years :)

Jenson71 12-24-2012 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9238543)
i have to, cause the ****ers don't let me try them on in the store.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238547)
Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238676)
Frankly, it's too risky to buy any gift for a woman. There are far too many things that can go wrong.

LMAO LMAO

Bugeater 12-24-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238676)
Frankly, it's too risky to buy any gift for a woman. There are far too many things that can go wrong.

This. I absolutely positively hate buying gifts for anyone, but buying for my wife literally puts the fear of God into me.

WV 12-24-2012 02:25 PM

No problems here, my wife is fairly easy to please and I do okay buying online. I'm much more high maintenance than she is.

FlaChief58 12-24-2012 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WV (Post 9238962)
No problems here, my wife is fairly easy to please and I do okay buying online. I'm much more high maintenance than she is.

Mine too. I got off easy this year, the list was pretty short. I got damn near everything on the list for under $200. Of course last year I spent $1500 so I guess she was being nice :)

She got me a 42" HDTV for my man cave this year....I WIN!!!

BWillie 12-24-2012 02:32 PM

I just buy ppl gift cards every year. Then I dont have to think about this shit or worry if I buy the wrong thing. 3 minutes at the HyVee gift card racks and whammy...all done

jd1020 12-24-2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 9238980)
I just buy ppl gift cards every year. Then I dont have to think about this shit or worry if I buy the wrong thing. 3 minutes at the HyVee gift card racks and whammy...all done

Why buy giftcards? I'd much rather have cash... If you want to give me money to buy what ever I want, let me buy it where ever the **** I want!

Mr. Laz 12-24-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WV (Post 9238962)
No problems here, my wife is fairly easy to please and I do okay buying online. I'm much more high maintenance than she is.

she looking over your shoulder as you type?

:spock:

ToxSocks 12-24-2012 03:31 PM

Nah man. Hell nah. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for shopping for women's clothes online.

I tell my wife every year, "I REFUSE to purchase clothes for you. REFUSE"

WV 12-24-2012 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz (Post 9238990)
she looking over your shoulder as you type?

:spock:

Hell no...I wouldn't let her on here. :evil:

wheeler08 12-24-2012 04:14 PM

I bought my girlfriend Chiefs pajamas online from Victoria Secret. I ordered them a couple months ago....boy I feel like a shitbag....

rocknrolla 12-24-2012 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238547)
Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.

I will NEVER buy a woman clothes. Holy ****, you CANNOT WIN!

LiveSteam 12-24-2012 04:17 PM

Only the woman's clothing I'm going to wear

FlaChief58 12-24-2012 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheeler08 (Post 9239097)
I bought my girlfriend Chiefs pajamas online from Victoria Secret. I ordered them a couple months ago....boy I feel like a shitbag....

I think PJs are the exception. You can get away with getting them too big

Psyko Tek 12-24-2012 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9238547)
Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.

got my x a sliding bdck window for here 93 f150
pretty sure it will fit

but I did write ironing board on the wrapping paper


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