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Mr. Laz 11-24-2008 07:47 PM

The naked man
 
ROFL




i've actually done it! :eek:

luv 11-24-2008 07:48 PM

Is How I Met Your Mother on?

Mr. Laz 11-24-2008 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5246560)
Is How I Met Your Mother on?

yes :D

BWillie 11-24-2008 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5246560)
Is How I Met Your Mother on?

2nd best show on TV

kstater 11-24-2008 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5246573)
2nd best show on TV

The show before it is pretty good also. Big Bang Theory.

Mr. Laz 11-24-2008 07:56 PM

back when i did it it wasn't called The naked man



it was called The Horny Teenager LMAO

StcChief 11-24-2008 07:58 PM

it works no matter the age.

BWillie 11-24-2008 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5246579)
The show before it is pretty good also. Big Bang Theory.

Yeah thats what people say. I've watched it a few times but I can't get into it. I prefer two and a half men.

Otter 11-24-2008 08:09 PM

Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Two and Half Men

=

Best lineup on TV

And I too have tried the naked man but unfortunately it only resulted in a scream of genuine horror and mass exodus from the room. Yes, there was more than one girl involved.

If you're gonna go, go big. :thumb:

Mr. Laz 11-24-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5246621)
And I too have tried the naked man but unfortunately it only resulted in a scream of genuine horror and mass exodus from the room. Yes, there was more than one girl involved.

If you're gonna go, go big. :thumb:

maybe Big was the problem :spock:



ROFL

SCTrojan 11-24-2008 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5246621)
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Two and Half Men

=

Best lineup on TV

Agreed - it's the only night of the week I actually watch network TV.

The last two episodes of How I Met Your Mother - the Woo Girls and Naked Man have had me in tears they were so hilarious.

Otter 11-24-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SCTrojan (Post 5246664)
Agreed - it's the only night of the week I actually watch network TV.

The last two episodes of How I Met Your Mother - the Woo Girls and Naked Man have had me in tears they were so hilarious.

Same here, Sunday Night Animation on Fox the only other exception. Naked man was best HIMYM episode yet IMHO,

luv 11-24-2008 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 5246629)
maybe Big was the problem :spock:



ROFL

Best form of birth control is the Point & Laugh.

Jilly 11-25-2008 03:02 PM

2 out of 3 times...anyone know this to be true?

Vegas_Dave 11-25-2008 03:45 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Bro-Code-Barne...7649461&sr=8-1

Third Eye 11-25-2008 03:53 PM

With the exception of Barney, How I Met Your Mother hasn't really impressed me much this season. There just hasn't been the "classic" episodes like in previous seasons, i.e. the Fiero. I thought this last episode was the best of the current season though, so maybe things are looking up. Big Bang has been absolutely hilarious though. Sheldon has been top notch.

Vegas_Dave 11-25-2008 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Third Eye (Post 5248720)
Sheldon has been top notch.

"Well I'm obviously 14 days early..."

Fish 11-25-2008 03:59 PM

Not as good as The John Larroquette Show.....

Third Eye 11-25-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave (Post 5248724)
"Well I'm obviously 14 days early..."

"Bwa ha ha ha"

kaplin42 11-25-2008 04:47 PM

I have never seen the show, mainly cause I don't watch a lot of TV. What is this "Naked Man" maneuver?

BWillie 11-25-2008 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 5248839)
I have never seen the show, mainly cause I don't watch a lot of TV. What is this "Naked Man" maneuver?

If your date is going kind of bad, and you don't think you are going to get laid, you pull out a hail mary desperation shot.

When the girl leaves the room, you strip down nakey and when she comes in ta da. it works 2 out of 3 times...apparently.

Otter 11-26-2008 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5248635)
2 out of 3 times...anyone know this to be true?

You tell us. Even if you can’t base it on experience you can provide us your reaction to a hypothetical situation.

I’m currently 0 for 3 so given the established success ratio I should be bustin’ this move out at my next two earliest opportunities. Think I’ll go with the ‘wink ‘n point’ and ‘thumbs up’ poses.

Silock 11-26-2008 10:20 AM

It prompted me to get a new avatar.

Jilly 11-26-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Silock (Post 5250222)
It prompted me to get a new avatar.

LOVE IT!!!!! The hub and I think he should be made a regular on the show!

Jilly 11-26-2008 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5250195)
You tell us. Even if you can’t base it on experience you can provide us your reaction to a hypothetical situation.

I’m currently 0 for 3 so given the established success ratio I should be bustin’ this move out at my next two earliest opportunities. Think I’ll go with the ‘wink ‘n point’ and ‘thumbs up’ poses.

If I weren't married and was confronted with the naked man? I'd be doing that battle Robin did - trying to ensure I wasn't a slut for sleeping with him. But I actually probably would fall for it...because I hate to hurt feelings...and humor is by far the best quality a man can have. But it also depends on how gross he is...I mean if he were all nasty smelly and slavic hairy, I'd have to pass.

Mr. Plow 11-26-2008 10:24 AM

I thought this was going to be a thread about Phobia.

Jilly 11-26-2008 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5250236)
I thought this was going to be a thread about Phobia.

nah, that'd be "ugly naked guy" zinnnngggg (Sorry Phobes!)

Otter 11-26-2008 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5250230)
If I weren't married and was confronted with the naked man? I'd be doing that battle Robin did - trying to ensure I wasn't a slut for sleeping with him. But I actually probably would fall for it...because I hate to hurt feelings...and humor is by far the best quality a man can have. But it also depends on how gross he is...I mean if he were all nasty smelly and slavic hairy, I'd have to pass.

Gentlemen, the college girls will be home this weekend and alcohol will be flowing. You heard the lady, break out your naked man this holiday weekend and share your stories on Monday.

I shall do my best to be a part of the naked man CP alumni.

Jilly 11-26-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5250269)
Gentlemen, the college girls will be home this weekend and alcohol will be flowing. You heard the lady, break out your naked man this holiday weekend and share your stories on Monday.

I shall do my best to be a part of the naked man CP alumni.

IT'S A CHALLENGE!!!!! I LOVE IT

Mr. Plow 11-26-2008 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5250250)
nah, that'd be "ugly naked guy" zinnnngggg (Sorry Phobes!)

See, it's all in the wording.

suds79 11-26-2008 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave (Post 5248702)

This is Awesome! We're having a gift exchange here at work and there's a coworker who likes this show.. He's kinda a married Barney now that I think about it.

Anyways, it's the perfect gift. Thanks.

And I think that How I met your Mother has gotten back to being really funny now that Ted & Stella are done. It's back to the good ole stuff. ex: Naked Man. ROFL

Jilly 12-01-2008 03:08 PM

so, who tried it out and did it work???

Mark M 12-01-2008 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5262852)
so, who tried it out and did it work???

It doesn't quite have the same effect when you're married.

The Mrs just looked at me and said, "Really? Again? Have you met your son? Why would I want to do that again?" And blah blah blah for about 15 minutes.

Which is about 5 times longer than it would've taken had she just said, "Okay."

MM
~~:)

Jilly 12-01-2008 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark M (Post 5262915)
It doesn't quite have the same effect when you're married.

The Mrs just looked at me and said, "Really? Again? Have you met your son? Why would I want to do that again?" And blah blah blah for about 15 minutes.

Which is about 5 times longer than it would've taken had she just said, "Okay."

MM
~~:)

which is, yeah, something I don't understand about my fellow women, just say okay, it only takes most of you fellas, 5 minutes max anyway, then you can just get on with your day, know you've done your wifely duty and be happy you're keeping your husband happy....plus, my goodness, it's not like it feel bad or is some kind of torture.

Kylo Ren 12-01-2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5246621)
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Two and Half Men

=

Best lineup on TV

And I too have tried the naked man but unfortunately it only resulted in a scream of genuine horror and mass exodus from the room. Yes, there was more than one girl involved.

If you're gonna go, go big. :thumb:

Big Bang Theory = stupid
How I Met Your Mother = reeruned
Two and Half Men = idiotic

I hate this kind of TV sitcom.

Jilly 12-01-2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Wayne (Post 5262962)
Big Bang Theory = stupid
How I Met Your Mother = reeruned
Two and Half Men = idiotic

I hate this kind of TV sitcom.

This, from a guy who's hero is John Wayne

Silock 12-01-2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Wayne (Post 5262962)
Big Bang Theory = stupid
How I Met Your Mother = reeruned
Two and Half Men = idiotic

I hate this kind of TV sitcom.

You're missing out. They're great shows. Sorry you disagree.

88TG88 12-01-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Wayne (Post 5262962)
Big Bang Theory = stupid
How I Met Your Mother = reeruned
Two and Half Men = idiotic

I hate this kind of TV sitcom.

The chick from Big bang is hot. Thats about all these shows have going for them.

Kylo Ren 12-01-2008 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock (Post 5263039)
You're missing out. They're great shows. Sorry you disagree.

Seinfeld was the last great comedy sitcom. The Office is pretty good, but it's no Seinfeld. If anyone even mentions Friends in the same breath as Seinfeld, I'll punch them in the face.

Kylo Ren 12-01-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5262981)
This, from a guy who's hero is John Wayne

Yes, I demand a higher standard. John Wayne is the, undisputed, greatest movie actor in the history of film, hands down.

Mr. Laz 12-01-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5262931)
which is, yeah, something I don't understand about my fellow women, just say okay, it only takes most of you fellas, 5 minutes max anyway, then you can just get on with your day, know you've done your wifely duty and be happy you're keeping your husband happy....plus, my goodness, it's not like it feel bad or is some kind of torture.

ouch

Mark M 12-01-2008 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5262931)
which is, yeah, something I don't understand about my fellow women, just say okay, it only takes most of you fellas, 5 minutes max anyway, then you can just get on with your day, know you've done your wifely duty and be happy you're keeping your husband happy....

Hehehehe ... I was actually being 100% sarcastic -- I don't even watch the show (although the previews look amusing) and The Mrs is ... well, let's just say I don't get a lot of "No" answers. Hell, after a pair of back surgeries, I'm usually the one to decline.

:D

Quote:

... plus, my goodness, it's not like it feel bad or is some kind of torture.
You've never met me, have you?

MM
~~;)

Mark M 12-01-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Wayne (Post 5263059)
Yes, I demand a higher standard. John Wayne is the, undisputed, greatest movie star in the history of film, hands down.

Fixed your post.

He was a great star, but a mediocre actor. The guy delivered his lines the same way in pretty much every movie. The only thing that ever changed was what he was wearing. Other than that, he was the same guy in every movie he ever made.

Still a stud, badass, and all-around fantastic movie star. But not a great actor.

MM
~~:Poke:

DaneMcCloud 12-01-2008 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Wayne (Post 5263059)
Yes, I demand a higher standard. John Wayne is the, undisputed, greatest movie actor in the history of film, hands down.

ROFL

Are you 75 years old?

Because if so, that might explain this statement.

Otherwise ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dr. Johnny Fever 12-01-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5246752)
Best form of birth control is the Point & Laugh.

That's just mean and ugly. You want someone doing that to you?

MIAdragon 12-01-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5246579)
The show before it is pretty good also. Big Bang Theory.

great show!


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