Having a bad day...
 

What should I do?

Antifreeze

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EDIT:

Alright, here we go....

Go for a run. Get out of the house. Go exercise and then go see a movie.

Look up a really interesting recipe and then go buy all the ingredients. Ever made Panang Curry? Give it a whirl.

Go to a local food shelter and see if they need an extra set of hands today. Find somebody on the street and give them a blanket.

Call you mom.

Call your dad.

Call your sister.

Go out for a beer with your brother.

Take your wife to an indoor driving range.

Go play paintball. In cave? Cool!

Go to a firing range.

Go play basketball.

Go into a game stop and buy a random kid a video game.

Go to the boys and girls club of kansas city and see if they need any volunteers.

Shave.

Take a shower.

Shave your head.

Get off your computer.

Read a book.

Write a poem.

Write a song.

Watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Make barrel aged manhattans.

Infuse Vodka.

Clean your car.

Clean your house.

Clean your asshole, you filthy mongrel.

Rearrange the furniture.

Pray.

Read your Bible. If you're into it. even if you aren't. See the world from someone else's point of view.

Go to the casino and get into a poker tournament.

Delete your Facebook account.

Drive to Austin, Texas and go see a band.

Drive to Florida and go to Disneyworld.

Go wine tasting.

Realize that this is just one day in your life and you can decide whether it's good or bad.

Masturbate with sandpaper.

Justin Bieber Christmas Platinum anniversary album.

Don't be an asshole. Serious suggestions only, please.

Walk down the street and knock out some unsuspecting person.

go to the movies

i almost always feel better after treating myself to a movie...makes me feel like a kid again

Bingo.


And this.
http://minus.com/l87KWeyo2Nw64

Tried it.

Didn't work.

Got my ass kicked.

Don't feel like dropping $20

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/29/yvyzy2ed.jpg

Just be thankful you're alive and smile like our hero Tyler Bray. Man hug.

Did you film it and put it on youtube??

Tried to...but got my camera stolen along with my wallet.

Lol...that was a bad day.

Maybe it's because Chaz Daniels is stealing His thunder that I feel like this...

**** you booger!

Since when does a movie ticket cost $20.

Christ...it's close.

Thinking about taking the wife to a "fork n screen" though, some friends have done it and say that's the way to do it now. Eliminates the rowdy teenagers who are always running their mouths in the back row too.

Take down your Christmas lights and think about the long cold hard winter you're in for.

Bundle up, take a folding chair, go buy a few bundles of firewood, some snacks, some booze and head for the nearest lake or river.

Start a fire, kick back in your chair with some drinks and enjoy the scenery in peace and quite, no noise but the crackling fire and honking geese... i do this several times a winter to beat the cabin fever blues and its refreshing every single time.

Did that the day after...maybe I need to put them back up?

Switch to the SEC. Everything is better in the SEC, and you feel better because of it.

Sounds good...but also like a lot of work.

**** SAD!

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Yeah they are quite awesome.

I just have a hard time believing AMC has quality "meals"...but I guess there is only one way to find out.

Still a better thread than that T-post Tom guy created recently.



I love you Tomahawk

take gifts to kids in intensive care

I couldn't handle that...

I've been to children's mercy 1 too many times.

PIIHB

Go on... :hmmm:

Like you've never masturbated with sandpaper.

Talk about depressing

FYP

This is a great post. I've been noticing your posts a lot lately Sapho and they're normally top notch.

Happy Birthday sir.


Have one for me. Tomorrow is a new day!

Since this. I call it the 1% theater.

http://www.cinepolisusa.com/

Or better yet, print up business cards with a message on the back.

Hello, ________
My name is Mr. Tomahawk and I would like to present you with a simple request. As long as I can remember, I have had a strong desire to find a woman to explore in every way possible. Of course this means unlimited orgasms for you, but I have one simple request: The woman whom I select must be open to explore water sports.
Trust me when I say that I've met many a women with virtually no inhibitions sexually. They have allowed me to hone my craft and expand my mind so that I know how to treat a woman in such a way that it will drive her crazy but they will never let me pee in my mouth.
You, as the recipient of this card, are thereby formally requested to allow me such a privelege.
Sincerely,
___________

Dang man :huh:

I'd head for the bar, too.

Insult my ex-wife. Thats always works for me.

Lol.

Post here number here. LMAO

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I went to the gym this morning. That helped a little.

Gonna take the boys for a walk around the block once they wake up from their nap. If they don't ****ing low away...

You know, that insult can backfire Inmem

I can sit in reserved, leather recliner seats for $6.50 matinee price here. LMAO

Why? Any public restroom will have it on the wall

Zing!

Start drinking heavily.

Do girls with too strong of a grip count? I've had girls yanking on that thing like they were pulling weeds.

Cuckhold

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/29/y7e8ynah.jpg

Terrific post. I copy/pasted this to my wall of inspiration.

Fork n Screen has decent food. About the quality of Applebee's or so. Decent wine/drink selection.

Worth a "Cheap Date' and movie. And the crowd is typically much thinner due to lack of seating.

Enjoy and hopefully your day starts getting much better!

I organized my liquor cabinet. I had full unopened bottles of Crown Royal, Stoli, Tanquaray and Bacardi that I didn't even know I had. All are 5th's or bigger. I need to drink more.

I'd say that is just straight up a lack of effort on your part.

Go play some hockey... It helps.

Midgets.

If this thread doesn't cheer you up...then nothing will. LOLZ!

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Never had that problem :shrug:

This! :thumb:

LMAO

Better yet, invite over friends who drink! :D

drink heavily and cry softly

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS FOR HER


do it n00b

Lot of pain in this post, thoughts and prayers headed your way. Hang in there.

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6:25

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I fill out a fake application to the NASA astronaut program. http://astronauts.nasa.gov/. One time when I said I held the deepwater free diving record I got a phone interview.

Quit ****ing Robin.

Take comfort in knowing Anderson Silva had a worse day than you .

The food is standard movie theater fare, but I don't go to a movie theater for the food.

That's kind of bad. Sorry, dude.

Girls suck at giving handies. It's like they're trying to start up a chainsaw.

Maybe they just need more practice. We could open a school or something.

Sorry, dude. Sounds like you care and need to fix some things.

Can't do that without talking to her, ya know?

"The Rain Man Institute for Girls Who Don't Give Handjobs So Well."

Not all of them, bro. Some ladies are wonderful with their hands.

At this stage of my life, if all a girl wants to do is gimme a handie... i'd rather just do it myself, that's like asking a rookie QB to step in for a HOFer.

I got it, babe...

We would cover both theory and practical application. We would also require real-world internships between Years 1 and 2.

LMAO