The 'People I Can Do Without' Thread
 

....daily, I discover shit that people do, that they should just stop.

I'll start:

People I Can Do Without:
- Grown men wearing 'Taz' shirts (as in Tasmanian Devil cartoon)
- People who say "Cool Beans"
- People who wink at you after saying something they deem as clever/witty
- People who let out a 'wuup'/'ooop' when almost colliding with you -such as rounding the corner in the opposite direction of you

People that refer to me as boss or chief, wtf? It's cool if its one of my employees to call me boss, but other than that, no. And chief? Lame.

Cool beans

I catch myself saying this but I hate people who say "just sayin" when they make a point. Just sayin..

Pipe down there chief

It's uncontrollable... :(

Asian drivers

Oh cool beans Dayze.

So how big are your eyebrows, "Dayze"?

http://media.washtimes.com/media/com...29f166a08c6acb

Middle School Sports Dad - I don't care that your kids basketball team held their own against an 8th grade team over the weekend.

people who see you carrying/transporting books and go, 'You read?'

I hate it that bronco fans and raider fans breath, they should just stop.

New Mom At Work - Yeah, I don't have kids, so can you just give me the Mitchell report without telling me how hectic your morning was.

people that make "healthy lifestyle changes", then preach and expect everyone else to change with them.

people that toss their cig butts out the car window.

people that take 10 minutes to buy 10 different scratch off tickets, then stand at the ****ing counter scratching them off.

people that use my office on weekends and leave their fingernail clippings on my desk:#:#:#

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I hate people who don't speak English because when you tell them that they are stupid, they just don't seem to understand.

Wtf is that? Venus Flytrap?

Caterpillar, iirc.

Perfectly able people who are too lazy to open a door-so they hit the auto open button for special needs people.

Or worse, the people who can't speak English properly, yet also cannot speak any other language at all...

This is one of my biggest pet peeves all time :cuss:

Yeah that sounds bad. But I'm more freaked out about the fingernail thing.
Wtf?

People who end every sentence with "so..."

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopo...RD-386x217.jpg

She could have said 'God bless you,' but she gave it to me in German!!!

People that use my phone to take pictures of their scrotum while I'm in the bathroom.

People driving the speed limit or less than speed limit in the left lane when the right lane is open.

Expand that to non-coaching "sports parents" and you'll be spot on. In most cases, even your kid wished you had stayed home...

How about people who say "It is what it is." No kidding? Isn't everything?

Oops, I do this. :shrug:

Oh my god. This pisses me off SO bad. :banghead:

I would add:

People that don't merge over when someone is trying to get on the highway when the other lane is wide open.

People who feel the need to constantly try to one-up everyone no matter the subject.

People that will text you one sentence in 3 different segments so as soon as you put your phone down it vibrates again. Just type it out.

Add to that, people who send a text with an obvious typo and text re-text the correct spelling of the word. I knew what you meant.

Just remind them that while their tits have indeed grown, the stretch marks are very sexy, and they're going to sag a LOT when they deflate. After that you'll find that they make sure you're not around when they corner other victims.

If they work for you, tell them they're just as late as the hungover 22-year-old single kid who she walked in with.

And end it by reminding them that the quality of their work has taken a hit since junior showed up.

I hate when I am in the turn lane and the won't get over to let me in when they have the whole road. :cuss:

People that don't use their blinkers because they are talking on the phone. They act like they are going to turn, slow down, then speed up and change lanes.

I hate when people dig for change for ten minutes with a line behind them so they don't have to break a dollar. Really?? Is breaking a dollar such a big deal-it is only worth a quarter nowdays-lol

People that speed up when you pass them...:#

I hate girls that are ALWAYS SICK.

If I have to have the "oh noes... tell me all about how bad you feel" again with this friend of mine, you guys will be reading about a homicide.

Huh?

I am very sick of that statement too.
Yes, everything is.

it sort of is.
I think I saw a Family Guy where Stewie the dog go through that for like 3 minutes.

LMAO

Get back to me when your coworker jerks it at your desk.

I rarely carry cash of any sort, but if I have a dollar bill and a bunch of change, the last thing I want to do is add more change to my pocket... hell yes, I'm digging out those coins.

:D maybe just send that one in a pm.
Don't want to read...

Matt Cassel wearing a chiefs jersey...oh wait

people when you hold the door open for, don't even say thank you.

I usually end this situation with a loud "You're welcome". Followed by a dirty look from there.

**** them

Dayze,
Cool beans bro :)

people being late. For anything. If I'm supposed to be at your house at 6PM, I'll be there at 5:55 and wait if I have to. Don't tell me you will meet me somewhere at a given time and then be 15 minutes late. **** you, you are a grown up and you know how long it takes to get somewhere. Be early!

people who run out of gas. a person we used to go canoeing with, ran out of gas 3 out of the 5 years she went with us.

WTF

Unless it's a party.
Fashionably late is ok.

Greatest Thing Ever Guy - starts talking up the new sandwich at Wendy's at 9:00 am, has never seen a bad movie, claims "you're really missing out" when you admit you don't watch Parenthood.

People who pronouce the number 100 as hunnerd.
People who say warsh when they mean wash.
People who pronounce Italian as Eye-talian.

scratchers - jeez, go to a casino

all the driving ones, becoming immune since moving to texas (everyone sucks at driving)

And the lazy door people - I want to slam it shut right in their lazy face

Cant stand bible thumpers who just.cant.stop.

People that tell a story, and have to tell every ****ing small detail, only to get to the end and realize there is no point to it at all. You are standing there wondering if that was it, then you get pissed because you realize they just wasted 10 minutes of your life. (seems a lot of elderly do this quite often)

This is true. Parties are usuall "7ish" as a start time. Other than that, I see a person being late as disrespecting me and my time. Then when they say "sorry I'm late" for whatever lame reason, I usually tell them "yeah, I ****ing hate waiting, but whatever"

My parents and my best friend :(

LMAO

uhhhhh...yeah.

Can't say that's ever happened to me, but I can see how it would suck.

Yes. Punctuality is an important trait, especially in business.

it's okay - Jesus still loves you and forgives you.

:drool:

The guy on the NAPA commercials

Unless it's super important, I won't wait.

This one is so true.

People who use the word "Boss" when you're not the Boss of anything they're talking about; as in "Ok, thanks Boss"

Also people that are on there phone either texting or talking to WHOLE time you are with them. Especially at a bar when you go to have a couple drinks.

people in convienence stores that want to have a conversation witt the clerk, when there are 5 people in line...

people who take eleventy billion years to order at the drive through.


drivers who refuse to go one mile over the speed limit on side roads, then do 90 on the hwy.

How about people that wear K U jerseys to the FN Chiefs game?? We had a whole section of them all decked out in blue and talked about KU basketball the whole game. It was fine because they always left just after half time to beat the traffic.

People who leave early to Beat the Traffic. lol yep you got out of the stadium 5 minutes earlier but missed an epic comeback and tailgating afterwards. :doh!:

Some things are not as they appear to be. Sideview Mirrors? Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!

People I can do without are the lazy ****s who push their cart all around any given big box retailer and then proceeds to leave said cart in the parking lot. They just pushed the damn cart all over the store but are too lazy to push it the last few feet to a corral. WTF!?!

People who still act like Obama is not just another scummy politician...

nice avatar - listening to Dick's Picks Vol. IV on vinyl at the moment...

People that use the word, "hater".

People over the age of 13 that use "lol" to begin or end sentences.

People that type, "you" as "u".

THIS^^^^^^

lol, right?

People that call me up, yet have basically nothing to say. I am sitting there left wondering if they called just to hear my voice? Say something useful or interesting.. or don't call!!!!

Why u hate me?

Recycle Nazi - advising you that the corner you tore off a pack of Skittles and dropped in the trash can be recycled.

God I hate my office.

And also a-holes on twitter that tweet things like, "That wasn't funny," to you. Ok, thanks, douche.