****The Official 2013 "**** You" Thread****
I'll begin. **** you; Lamar Miller, Roddy White and Baltimore Defense.
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These are always fun.
Roddy White, David Wilson, Megatron. And I would hump the shit out of Witten and Cruz if they'd allow me to. :D |
I love you Jared Cook.
Oh shit.....wrong thread.....sorry. |
I love Anquan Boldin.
However, Chris Givens needs to be impaled. |
reposting myself
jesus mjd, ridley, dez bryant...3 points between them, ridley got ****ing benched and i started hilton(1pt) at wr #3 over nicks(5pts)...because, i bought the hype of 100 articles and lost by 7....yea ff! only upside, Vereen is out with wrist surgery, so Ridley should be bench proof |
**** you Calvin Johnson.
5 Touchdowns last year, I draft you again this year, you can't hold onto the ball or get your feet in. Get in the endzone mother****er. |
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Did he re-aggravate his injury? |
**** you, Calvin Johnson, Dez Bryant and Steven Ridley.
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In that league I have Megatron, Dez, and Roddy. You can imagine how erect I was after that coop. After yesterday, I think my cock might now be inverted. |
**** you, Roddy White.
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Screw you Kaepernick. And screw you James Jones and Mike Wallace for having huge games when I forgot to start you.
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...injury report that made me bench Julio Jones this week............
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**** you lacy for getting speared and getting a concussion after 1 carry
LMAO jesus, GB ran for 150 yards...i would have won if....if |
Screw you Tom Brady. I drafted you to be a high QB1, believed in you despite all the naysayers, and you give me two crappy games?
I guess I really should say screw you NE receivers outside of Edelmann. |
**** you NFL, for adjusting the scoring and moving a reception from Spiller to Fred Jackson and making me lose my game.
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Lol. I just dropped Bryce Brown and he has to clear waivers now.
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**** me for almost not starting Justin Houston last night.
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He dropped him, I picked him up and he scored hella-points for me last week. :) Now my dad is all pouty because he dropped him. |
Matt Ryan, Doug Martin, Tony Gonzalez:
**** you. I'm probably going to lose to the worst team in the league because Peyton Manning will go off on Oakland. |
Oh, and **** you Indianapolis, for trading for Richardson.
Bradshaw just ran for 100 and a TD against SF, and he's not good enough? |
**** Darren Sproles and TY Hilton.
Also **** Jordan Cameron for putting up an unreasonable amount of points against me. I've gotten ****ed in the ass by Peyton Manning's 7 TD game, Jordan Cameron's Week 1 output, Jimmy Graham last week, and now Jordan Cameron again after he got traded to a different team. 20 points out of the opponent's TE each week. For ****'s sake. TEs are supposed to be a little bonus. Maybe you get a TD and crack 10 extra points on the week. **** TEs. |
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Dear TY Hilton, Miles Austin, Brian Hartline (for ALWAYS producing on my bench, but never when I start you), Tony Gonzalez and Chris Givens:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a...s/106071_s.gif |
FU to Victor Cruz (more so the entire NYG team), Randall Cobb, and Jermichael Finley.
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Add Brandon Marshall to the list.
A team who started Ryan, Martin, J. Bell, Marshall, D. Thomas, Gonzalez, Bailey and NE D ins going to lose to a team that started ****ing scrubs like Lamar Miller, Bernard Pierce, Torrey Smith and Owen Daniels. Sickening. |
F U Andre Brown for sulking on the sideline last week and finally blowing up when playing against me this week. I thought I had a chance with Forte and H. Miller going up against you only down by 6 going into last nights game but you ruined my evening!!!!
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...and why the hell is Roddy even playing. Fix your bloody ankle and then get out there and do some damage!!!
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FU SF!!!! Kaep, Gore and Dawson two weeks in a row.... 0-3 to start
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F U to my schedule. I’m not saying my team is the best, but I’ve pretty much played against the high scorer every week so far.
We’re off to a great start again – my opponent racked up 23.3 with Frank Gore last night. If you see a guy dominate the highlights, I’m sure my opponent that week has him. |
Dear Roddy White, Stevie Johnson, Geno Smith (backup..Rodgers-bye week) Tavon Austin and Sebastion Janicockstain:
http://gifsoup.com/view/106071/****-you-redman-a-s.gif |
**** YOU HOYER YOU NO SLIDING ****
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**** you Cam Newton. That is all.
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Thompkins and Cruz are on my shit lists this week.
Brady and Eli too. |
**** you Thompkins and Sproles!
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**** you, Peyton Manning, Wes Welker and my Donk homer opponent.
**** you: Chris Givens, Anquan Boldin, Stevie Johnson, Derrick Johnson (uhhh?), Aaron Rodgers, Lamar Miller, T-Rich, Amendola and this ****ing SD defense. |
Also, **** you Golden Tate!! You finally decide to do shit the week I bench you!
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Where do I begin?
My whole team other than Brees. Doug Martin, Ryan Matthews, Victor Cruz, Randall Cobb (dead), Joique Bell (dead), Denver defense. My opponent had three 0's on his team and I still lost. LMAO |
Dear James Jones, Danny Amendola, Greg Olson and Willis McGahee,
****S TO YOU!!!! |
**** you Vernon Davis. I was playing against my biggest rival this week and his entire team put up duds except for you. Also **** you Austin Pettis. 1 catch? Last of all, **** you Demarco Murray for being made of glass.
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**** you Gronk. I expected to have to wait a while for you, but six weeks!? I'm starting to wonder if he is going to play this week or this year at all.
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So Cam newton, saying **** you seemed to work last week. Thanks for your contribution en route to my 187 point victory (12 man league...)
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Two teams...six injuries this week. Ridiculous.
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**** Ryan Matthews for having a somewhat decent game.
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**** you Doug Martin.
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**** you mike Wallace you sorry piece of shit. 3 and goal and you're walking on your route? **** you and go play in the CFL you effortless ****.
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F*** you Brady.
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More dead people added to my already dead team.
Finley, and Martin. I'm up by two with Cruz v. Jennings. **** me. |
Nick Foles is not a good football player.
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FU Gio--watch Jacobs go off tonight
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Add Jermichael Finley to my list.
My third guy out for the year. |
LMAO
Zac Stacy left the game early last night with an ankle injury. Thank God it isn't believed to be too severe. |
On behalf of my opponent, I’m going to throw Marshawn Lynch into this thread. He was down 6 (to me), and Lynch only put up 3.
When a RB shlts the bed on Sunday afternoon, no one bats an eye. But when a RB shlts the bed on Monday night, everyone loses their minds. |
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She was facing Lynch and Hauschka. We all know how that ended. |
**** me for drafting Knowshon Moreno and then dropping him after week 1. Still 7-1, but that was a mistake... even if he is bronco scum.
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My team is full of broke dicks. |
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The day all of those rosters are full of broke dicks is the year I retire from FF. |
**** you my entire team!
This is officially the worst FF team i've ever had. I've never had a losing record in FF until now. Thanks assholes. |
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So Jericho Cotchery/Danny Amendola combine for 45 ****ing points, both dwarfing their best games of the season. And a giant **** you to Vincent Jackson for not showing up to his QB's best game of the year. I have to hope Jordy Nelson and Coby Fleener can somehow pull 35 points out of their collective ass so I can salvage a win.
Seriously, 12 Man league and I have a lineup of Newton/Lynch/Charles/Fr. Jackson/V Jackson/Jordy Nelson/Chiefs D (too bad Vernon Davis is on a bye...) How the **** do I lose? |
Feeling good up around 60. I have Mathis vs. AJ/Antonio Johnson.
AJ with a fluke 52 point game. Game over. Brutal. |
Ouch. F*** me for not sticking with Tom Brady. He ****ed me over all year and then I trade his ass and he puts up 4 TD's.
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I'd just like to offer up some suggestion of self sodomy to Zac Stacey and Kennen Allen for putting up 30 unanticipated points each, costing my mighty Savage Midgets a victory that should have been ours.
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AJ Green and Golden Tate are on my list today.
Had they done anything I might have had a chance against a guy who has Megatron, Manning, AP, and Bush. Down 19 with Cam vs. Gronk. Sigh. |
AJ Green screwed me over too. I might have had a shot but now I'm down 30 with the Panthers D.
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Starting Green over Josh Gordon did not work out. Also, Reggie Bush decided to drop the ball like Kim K, which Bobby Rainey turned in a career game on my bench.
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had Rainey on my bench too and would have won but instead I played CJ Spiller and Andre Ellington who COMBINE for 3 points.
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Too late. Unfortunately it didn't hurt me. I still won. Assuming I can hold on - Dobson/Gronk v. Mayo. Weirder shit has happened before. |
Myself. :(
I had a trade going through Sunday morning that I forgot to insert into my starting lineup. Cost me 8 points. I ended up tying him. Tying him in a league that breaks points down into hundredths. 128.38 to 128.38. |
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Dez and Ridley....eh, still don't love either of those fellas. |
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Big inverse props to Decker/Cruz/Dobson, who combined for 1.2 points. That's almost statistically impossible.
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**** you Mychal Rivera. One catch for 10 yards.....and out with a concussion.
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