Its Time For a CP House Cleaning.
Guys, its a foregone conclusion that "the quarterback that shall remain nameless" will never see the field again as a Chief and will be gone after this season.
I have but one request. Can we PLEASE do away with the quotes about him in sigs....the bobbleheads in avatars and any other way of having a constant reminder of that shitstick ever having put on a red and gold jersey? Thanks in advance! |
As soon as he is gone.
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hes a perfect example of our horrible franchise. hes a great chiefs ambassador
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No, we must warn future generations.
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While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.
I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course. |
#7 is the new Lin
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I'd like to see the Pioli and Haley images removed from the header rotation.
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**** that. We must never forget. And if the new guy comes in talking like a slapdick (heavy on cliches) and demonstrates strong nepotism, we'll be the first organization in professional sports flying banners at the home opener.
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I'd like two girls at once.
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yes, you can turn off sigs and avatars in your control panel
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But there isn't, so we have to use straight-up chocolate. Sorry, that's just the way the ball bounces. |
Shut up n00b......
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I was actually just thinking something similar. It's time for me to ditch this ugly sig and avatar. It's so depressing. Maybe I'll go with sunshine and rainbows.
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Also, somebody already flagged a complaint at the Chocolate Dick monikers. GoChiefs is responding by using a Chocolate Dick name two times for every time they DON'T use the Chocolate Dick name. You best watch yourself. And embrace the penis-centric language, I guess. |
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Long Dong Geno
Geno Hangdown Geno - Commander in Briefs |
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^this ^x eleventy billion |
We could do something related to coal since he's a West Virginian, but that could head south pretty quickly. What does West Virginia offer other than coal and hillbillies? (I say that as a native of the Ozarks, so no offense on the hillbilly thing.)
They've got a secret presidential headquarters. Anything we can do with that? And John Denver wrote a song about them. They have some small mountains. Wait - is the Monongahela River there? That's got a ring to it. C'mon, people. Think! |
Appalachian Assassin
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He's actually from Miami, though.
"The REAL talent from South Beach" |
Geno works for me.
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Mountainer Bombadier
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we'd better come up with something before Holthus comes up with a reeruned nickname.
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/Mitch |
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Also, I'm not sure the server will make it through if we don't end up taking a QB. The meltdown will rival Chernobyl.
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I wonder which direction the traffic will go if the unthinkable happens.
Pioli is kept and doesn't take a QB in the first round. Will it be like 2009 when the traffic increased, or will traffic come to a screeching halt because a great deal of us will be done with this franchise. |
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The face of a franchise. |
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Eventually CP will become a cold, dark place. |
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Can we perhaps go with a different spelling, just to give him our own identity? Something like Jeeneaux? Or maybe - Ge-Yes? I like it. It's positive. In fact, this would be a good sign to carry to the draft for those of you who are going. |
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You better increase the available font size to 413 and add "nuclear orange" to the color pallet. |
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Like, BOOM. |
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Matt Cassel sucks.
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Cracker
i keeeed, I keeed. |
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Not that I think he's a great player or anything... but why the hate toward McCluster Boss?
447 yards this season is damn good considering who has been throwing to him and how bad this team has been coached. |
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Andre Roberts has 300 more yards with a combination of Kolb, Skelton and Lindley throwing to him. Jeremy Kerley has 300 more yards with a combination of Sanchez and McIlroy throwing to him. Hell, Rod Streater has more receiving yards than McCluster. Joique Bell has as many receiving yards as Dexter - and he's a 3rd string running back. Rob Housler has 30 fewer yards as a TE for that goat**** of a QB group in Arizona. Not exactly the guys you want the 36th overall pick being compared to. |
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That's going to sting a little, I'm afraid. FAX |
My issue with McCluster is the fact that the guy never makes anyone miss and never breaks a tackle. He has good hands, and I guess maybe he has reasonable speed though I haven't really observed that. However, if you put the ball in the hands of a guy who weighs less than the average high school junior, you expect that guy to be a juke manufacturing plant. You expect him to make defenders drop to the ground with ACL injuries and no socks. McCluster makes the catch and then gets immediately tackled. I honestly can remember only one play where he actually made a defender miss.
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Kerley with 30 more. Streater is about even. Bell is about 10 less. Housler has 8 less. And compared to other players selected 36th overall, McCluster isn't a bad pick. Probably the 3rd or 4th best player the past decade picked there. Like I said, he's not great by any means, but he's not a bad player. I don't even understand those random comparisons you pulled out. Hell, Andre Roberts was having as good if not better season than Bowe this year. So are you going to say "Andre Roberts isn't the guy you want your first round franchise receiver compared to"? |
Seriously? We STILL have McCluster defenders on this forum?
We talk about Todd Haley, McCluster... who else? Brandon Carr? Does anybody want to dig up Clancy Pendergast? How about Mike Goff or Mike Brown? Quit focusing on the past. Start talking about Geno. |
CP housecleaning:
SNR ChiefsO'sFan -King- JASONSAUTO OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! |
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Dex is just a guy.
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oh my ....
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My all time favorite picture was Herman driving the bus running over everyone plus the woodchipper! lol
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And I know some slapdick true fan is going to attempt to argue with me about it this year. ROFL If the ****er cut his dreads and stopped preening after every touch, no one would be a fan. |
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Dex's last two seasons are complete fool's gold total yardage anyway.
Between Bowe, Charles and Moeaki getting hurt, and Baldwin sucking ass BOTH years, and Breaston being Pioli'd, he's getting the ball by default. He has a lot of touches that he does jack shit with, because he can't do anything else. In fact, that's my new name for the little midget bustard. Jack Shit. |
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