What is your Career Field?
 

I am an Electronics Engineer by degree and I am currently a Program Manager.

What is your degree and current career field?

Drug dealer/working girl.

Being a hardass.

You can get a degree as a drug dealer, where at? Columbia?

Pimpin......

Sure!

I work in Murders and Executions.

http://www.filmklubben.org/arkiv/hos...ricanstort.jpg

I have Political Science and Education BAs, an MA in Secondary Ed with an Administrative Endorsement....been an Army officer earlier in life, but been teaching HS and some college courses over the past 15 years.

I'm thinking of switching careers to manage the Royals; but, I'm being told, because I have a brain...I'm over-qualified. :banghead:

I've heard that ain't easy?

word

"It's HARD out here, for a pimp....yo." :harumph:

Along with hoin, its the best thing goin.

Broadcasting. I am a radio on air personality. I have also written a column for the local LV rag, TV entertainment reporter and I've dabbled in Stand-up Comedy. My biggest comedy gig was opening up for Roseanne Barr in front of 1400 people at the House of Blues.

Too Short - Pimpology


(Pimp 2): I keep em' bro. Wake up one morning, and, with some money
to spend, they go crazy.

(Verse 1):
I'm going to tell you a story in stereo,
About the pimping game, that you should know.
But if you don't, it's alright.
Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night.

When I was 3 years old,
Straight pimp game I was told.
My daddy sent me to pimp school.
In this man's world, you can't be no fool.
If a pimp is what you wanna be,
You're gonna have to learn pimpology.
Pimpology: a pimp's profession.
Can't be effected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized,
Come to my school. Get pimp-matized.
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history.
Pimpin' game, you can learn.
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school.
Lesson 1, you should know:
Never fall in love, with your ho.
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool.
Lesson 3:
Don't be a trick. If she's poor, if she's rich,
If your game is soft or hard,
It shouldn't take long to break the broad.
Lesson 4:
Keep ya ho. It's the most important thing to know.
'Cause I pimp or die. I'm like the Mack:
riding around Oakland in a Cadillac.
But on the other hand, if you can't pimp
And the hos keep treating you like a simp,
I don't know what to say about you boys.
You better go to the store and buy some toys.
'Cause you can't play this game.

(Pimp Talking):
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the **** up y' hear?

(Verse 2):
Now you heard my story in stereo:
About the pimpin' game, that you should know.
And if you don't, it's alright,
'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn night.

I'm Short Dog. Ain't nothing nice.
I never rap fake when I'm on the mic.
I ride around town in a clean Benz.
Never ever frontin' on my real cool friends.
My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull.
I drink Old English, and I do get full.
If you're wondering why I don't stop my rap,
'Cause other MC's can't rock like that.
My music flows like domino's.
I pimp these hoes that's how it goes.
Tenders on my beeper all day and night.
I'm a true blue player homeboy. That's right.
O-A-K-L-A-N-D:
That's where I rain, top dog MC.
Too Short, baby, on the microphone.
I work more tails. I don't take freaks home.
Man, they start trippin' when they think your rich.
Met her yesterday. All on my tip.
It's not hard to believe. But that's how it goes.
I'm burning rubber on these hoes like vogues.
Check out my style. Baby don't stop.
If you can't call me Short, just call me Dog.
Black is my color. I have no other. Nothing else will do.
I've got a black car, black bed, black TV.
I've even got a silk black suit.
Dangerous music, and the Dangerous Crew,
Oakland, Ca, and the Playboy too.
West coast rapping al over the place.
Too Short, baby, all in your face.
I rap so hard…you can't stop me.
My last album sold a million copies.
Me and the maestro, laying the beat.
DJ scratches from my homeboy Pete.
Dangerous music is what you hear.
A new LP, every year.
You know we rolling. Can't be faking.
We come through, and all your girls, we're taking.
You know we're rolling. Don't do no simpin'.
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', baby.

My name is Short. Just what you've been looking for.
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase.
Up in the hills, trying to find my place.
Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned.
Every time you see Short baby, you get down.
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you like.
The way Sir Too Short rocks the mic.
It's a one of a kind, rapping style.
Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild.
For when I spit my rhyme, I just don't quit.
Grab the microphone, and just make me rich.

Most interesting so far.

I beg your pardon?

No degree. Maintenance supervisor in a facility that does stuff to stuff and then ships it out.

No degree. Assistant supervisor at a facility that scans medical records (document imaging sounds better).

I drive Jared Allen
almost got laid off

BS in Business,
Current job - Office Manager - for a Doctor's office.
But my Career Field is Law Enforcement.

Heh.. You should post more often. This thread has displayed your potential very nicely.

No degree.
Industrial Controls Engineer
Working as a Programmer for hydrocarbon abatement.

Could these scaned records be readily stored on say a memory stick?

No degree.
Software Developer.

Bachelors in Business Administration Degree, emphasis in Marketing. I am a casualty auto claims adjuster. In other words, I get paid to be a complete asshole.

You need da hook up?

BSE w/sport & fitness mngmt emphasis
I sell insurance

go figure

I'm not sure. I know that we place images onto CD's to send back, or that we store them in a data warehouse where facilities or coders can access records via the internet (and software that we developed).

Wow, and Logical's been doing that for free this whole time....




;) j/k

I spent 11 years as a recovery agent before opening my business, I can relate.

oh and Bachelors was Computer Info Systems, currently working on M. Ed. in Instructional Design

Currently a Technical Writer in the Telecommunications industry.

I have a BFA and I work as a Security Gaurd. Go figure. :shake:

My dream is to be a night security guard, and get paid while I sleep. Anybody know where I can get one of those? One could hold two jobs if one could sleep during one job.

I just finished my MBA and am looking for a job. Right now im an over-glorified secretary in an office on the ESU campus.

PM Skip, he's probably got the hook up for you.....

Technical Trainer, specializing in Microsoft Technologies.
Technical Writer/Editor
Rhythm Guitar, Hong Kong Cavaliers

Cattle mutilation's the game.

FAX

No degree....lot of "training" and "continuing education"...certified EMT, Firefighter1 and 2...

Coordinator...County Fire and Emergency Management

I'm secretly a porn star.

BA in English and minor in communications
Going for my Master's in Special Education.

I was just hired to teach 5th grade Spec. Ed. in September.

My Bachelors degree is in History.
I am working on my M. Ed. in secondary social studies.
I'm giving some thought to jumping into special ed soon after getting certified.

MBA

Rain Man wannabe

Awwwwww. Tain't dat sweet.

That's all well and good, but does anybody here know a darn thing about Torsion Field Generators?

FAX

Eh, it sounds better than "Rain Man's bitch."

Much more accurate though.

BS in Computer Science and an MBA in Management Information Systems. I currently don't know what I want to do with my life, but I have 4.5 months to decide since that's when I can leave my current department.... will probably either be software development or project management :hmmm:

I kind of lucked into my job in 1988. I'm not sure what I was doing before that which made me so qualified, but nobody seems to be in a hurry to get rid of me. I've been in charge of a unit which has been doing very mediocre job for almost two decades. Some flashes of promise, but no greatness. However, we are profitable. So as long as the money keeps coming in, I might as well just stay put and keep the m-o-n-e-y flowing into the pocket of yours truly.

Oh yeah, I am a presodent and general manager of an NFL team.

SUH-WEET!!!!!

I'm a route driver for a uniform company. It's not the most glammorous job, but hey I got to go on a co. trip to Cobo San-Lucas Mexico. All expense paid trip, at an exclusive resort. BTW that is where I got my Chiefs tattoo :arrow:
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My new boss is a GD Chargers fan.

They just hired a GD RAIDERRS fan with a RAIDERS Tattoo.
rochambeau

Last week they fired a GD DOnkeys fan :loser:

I have a degree and Frazod doesn't. It REALLY bothers him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm glad I'm not a dropout

ROFL

I don't have a career, per se. Right now I'm a video editor. I have a BM in Music Composition. There's a roll of paper hanging by my shitter worth more than that.

public health: epidemiology (I'm not quite done yet, it's a b*tch going to school full time and working full time)--still have grad school and my Ph.D to earn, but I think it'll be worth it

I have a sister with a bachelors in public health and a doctorate in epidemiology, she's teaching at Wake Forest now, after working as a researcher for Kaiser Permanente for several years. Never had any problem finidng work...

So, since a torsion field is identical to the transverse spin polarization of a physical vacuum, and a gravitational field is identical to the longitudinal spin polarization of a physical vacuum, are some properties of torsion fields identical to the properties of gravitational fields?

Give a brother a break here.

FAX

You are going to get a PhD so you can examine....people's NASTY friggin' skin lesions? :spock:







Hey, dude....I have this rash, what do you thin....er, eh....nevermind, I'll just PM you. :hmmm:

:p

Just a shot in the dark, but the occasional shower plus the use of underwear might help with that.

jgiyd (just google it, you dumbass)

epidemiology is the study of EPIDEMICS (sars in southeast asia a few years ago... avian influenza if it ever strikes... ebola from time to time in african villages--(yeah, that whole 'virus' as username schtick has no purpose at all)

it has NOTHING to do with the epidermal layer of your skin

:spock:

I don't know of any security positions that allow sleeping. We get a one way ticket to the unemployment office if we're caught napping.

I'll have you know, I take a shower every WEEK....regardless of whether I need it or not.

And I change my skivvies every month....er, actually, I just throw 'em in the neighbors garbage.

So there. :harumph:

that's one of the positives of the field at the moment--post 9/11, there have been a TON of jobs created in the public health field, both in research and various new government positions... it's also a field that very few people are going into right now

Slow down, slick....and ADJUST your sarcasm meter. :p

You don't suppose Mr. Mr. Kotter has recently been exposed to a torsion field, do you, Mr. H5N1?

FAX

highly possible. even more possible is the fact that his flux capacitor is out of whack :shrug:

Advertising.

It can be very fun and rewarding, but the validity of everything I create is subjective. So, a huge part of my job is trying to convince the other people in the room that my opinion is the right one.

I do too sorta....or disseminate information.

haha you quoted me before I could change my post. What do you do?

Ever research a campaign for torsion field generators, Mr. TinyEvel?

FAX

yeah betta turn tha bass up on this one
since 15 hundred and 16 minds attacked and
overseen now crawl amidst the ruins of this
empty dream with ya borders and boots on top
of us pullin knobs on tha floor of tha toxic
metropollis but how ya gonna get what ya need
ta get when the gut eaters blood drenched get
offensive like Tet the 5th sun sets get back
reclaimed tha spirit of Cuahtemoc alive and
untamed face tha funk now balstin out ya
speaker on tha one Meya Mexico tha vultures
came ta try and steal ya name but now you found
a gun this is for the people of tha sun

It's coming back around again
this is for the people of the sun

neva forget that tha whip snapped ya back ya
spine cracked for tobaco I'm the marlboro man
ughh our past blasting on through tha verses
brigades of taxi cabs rolling broadway like
hearses troops strippin zoots shots of red mist
sailors blood on tha deck come sister resist from
tha error of terror check ya photo lense now tha
city of angles has tha ethnic clense heads
bobbin to tha funk out ya speaker on tha one
Maya Mexico that vulture came ta try and steal
ya name but now ya found a gun you're history
this is for the people of the sun.

it's coming back around again
this is for the people of tha sun

Let me see if I can recall....do they use Beryllium?

Otherwise, no. But I did do an ARCO pub relations ad about developing methyl butyl derivatives.

FAX:

I'm about to edit my contribution to Planeteer threesomes (or whatever it was...heh)....

I had included you with Rain Man and Bob Dole, and am beginning to think you may belong with memyselfI and SkipTowne, bitch. :harumph:













:p

Apparently, additional research is needed into the topic of torsion field generators, Mr. Mr. Kotter. However, please fear not, they are not necessarily bad so far as I can tell and it was certainly not my intention to alarm you.

Meanwhile, your point is well made. I can think of nothing more challenging than playing second cheddar in a Ms. memyselfI / Mr. Skip Towne grilled cheese sandwich.

FAX

Fine I'll hold off on editing that post, FAX.

I gotta tell you though, damn it....you've just scorched the retinas of my friggin' eyes---the mental image of that is not going away ANYTIME soon, damn you. DAMN YOU, to hell!!!

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:






:p

I believe unobtainium is the key to a good torsion field generator, Mr TinyEvel.

Biology, Electronics Engineering Technology, left oceanography for medical imaging. Didn't wanna go divin no mo.... too old.

How do you obtain that?

BS Software Systems Engineering
MBA, Marketing & Finance

Currently Executive Director for High-Tech non-profit and owner of a wholesale distribution business

As in medical document imaging? Are you the competition?!?

No Degree, but 6 years in the Navy put me on my career path as a power plant operator.

Sounds like he's imaging people, not paper.