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Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:26 PM

Would you be too terribly upset if the Chiefs DESTROYED Payton Manning?
 
Ahhhh...poor Maverick. LMAO The Planet is a harsh mistress!

But this unfortunate incident got me to thinking about a very possible and FORTUNATE incident; the Ultimate Destruction of Peyton "Horsey Junior" Manning!!!! w00t!

I'm thinking a Safety Blitz by number 29, right up the middle in a clear lane, with juuuuuuuuuuust the right amount of upward(yet unflaggable)trajectory to the chest protector should get the job done.
(Remember that poor bastard from St. Louis? Oh yeah!)

To see Manning destroyed by KC, especially at Arrowhead, would give me levels of pure joy that none of you can possibly imagine. There would definitely have to be a temporary name-change, some new avy work, and last but not least; multiple trips to the Mange to bask in the sheer joy of it all!

So let's hear it; who wants Manning completely destroyed, career over, **** you very much, and goodnight by the Kansas City Chiefs in 2013!?

gblowfish 07-27-2013 09:27 PM

You mean like, breaking both his legs or something???

Bugeater 07-27-2013 09:29 PM

I'd rather see him pressured and sacked and intercepted for the entire game. The mental humiliation would be far more enjoyable.

TimeForWasp 07-27-2013 09:30 PM

I have already predicted this to happen.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9839758)
You mean like, breaking both his legs or something???

I mean like, an orange and blue pulp left on the green, green grass of Arrowhead Stadium.

scorpio 07-27-2013 09:30 PM

Please stop posting.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9839768)
I'd rather see him pressured and sacked and intercepted for the entire game. The mental humiliation would be far more enjoyable.

We can do both!

Bugeater 07-27-2013 09:32 PM

I actually enjoyed some of Peyton's wacky commercials.

HERE WE GO INSURANCE ADJUSTERS HERE WE GO

BossChief 07-27-2013 09:32 PM

There's another Manning brother?

BossChief 07-27-2013 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9839776)
I actually enjoyed some of Peyton's wacky commercials.

HERE WE GO INSURANCE ADJUSTERS HERE WE GO

His SNL was hilarious.

WhawhaWhat 07-27-2013 09:41 PM

Spelling his name wrong after 15 years of being in the league is more offensive.

-King- 07-27-2013 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scorpio (Post 9839772)
Please stop posting.

This.

GoChargers 07-27-2013 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 9839805)
Spelling his name wrong after 15 years of being in the league is more offensive.

Yeah, we all know it's really spelled "C-H-O-K-E." :thumb:

DaFace 07-27-2013 09:45 PM

I went with yes, but only provided it's a nice, clean hit.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scorpio (Post 9839772)
Please stop posting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9839811)
This.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...cordPlayer.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9839821)
I went with yes, but only provided it's a nice, clean hit.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Frazod 07-27-2013 09:50 PM

After losing to the Chiefs in Arrowhead 100-0, he should die in a plane crash. If it happened to crash in Lawrence, all the better. :)

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:51 PM

I see we have two sympathizers in our midst thus far:

Quote:

No, I love Payton and his wacky commercials. rageeumr, Tribal Warfare
BOO! SUCK!

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9839834)
After losing to the Chiefs in Arrowhead 100-0, he should die in a plane crash. If it happened to crash in Lawrence, all the better. :)

Only the Free State Brewery must survive!

Ace Gunner 07-27-2013 09:55 PM

this thread should jinx us -- now tyler bray is going to get hit by a beer truck

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9839848)
this thread should jinx us -- now tyler bray is going to get hit by a beer truck

ROFL

Rasputin 07-27-2013 09:59 PM

Why does this just ask for Peyton? Why can't all Broncos and fans just drop dead?



I just plucked out two eyebrows and made a wish.

Mother****erJones 07-27-2013 09:59 PM

I would love if Hali and Houston broke a leg a piece.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9839856)
Why does this just ask for Peyton? Why can't all Broncos and fans just drop dead?



I just plucked out two eyebrows and made a wish.

Cut off the head? :shrug:

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9839859)
I would love if Hali and Houston broke a leg a piece.

AND SAT ON THE GRASS AND HAD A PICNIC WITH IT, AMIRIGHT?!?!?

Mother****erJones 07-27-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9839863)
AND SAT ON THE GRASS AND HAD A PICNIC WITH IT, AMIRIGHT?!?!?

Do the Kid N' Play!

Easy 6 07-27-2013 10:03 PM

Oh get real, how will we ever get along without THIS...

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Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9839867)
Do the Kid N' Play!

http://www.joethepeacock.com/images/...kid-n-play.gif

Hydrae 07-27-2013 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9839860)
Cut off the head? :shrug:

That is kind of harsh. The two eyebrow hairs should be enough.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:07 PM

Hootie is stewing in his own piss right about now...

:fire:

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:09 PM

Goddamnit, Scott:

No, I love Payton and his wacky commercials. rageeumr, scott free, Tribal Warfare


:cuss:

splatbass 07-27-2013 10:13 PM

I hope we beat them in both regular season games and if by a miracle we make the playoffs there too, but I have nothing personal against Peyton Manning. He plays for the enemy, but seems like a pretty good guy. I just can't work up a hate for him like I did for Elway.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9839888)
I hope we beat them in both regular season games and if by a miracle we make the playoffs there too, but I have nothing personal against Peyton Manning. He plays for the enemy, but seems like a pretty good guy. I just can't work up a hate for him like I did for Elway.

Dude, he's butt-****ed the Chiefs as both a Donkey AND A COLT!

GET SOME HEAT IN YOUR GODDAMNED KOOL-AID BLOOD, SON!

Mother****erJones 07-27-2013 10:16 PM

I wana **** Peyton up so bad. Sick of him beating us. Been too long since our win on Halloween against the Colts; 45-35 win

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9839894)
I wana **** Peyton up so bad. Sick of him beating us. Been too long since our win on Halloween against the Colts; 45-35 win

This! I want his eyes rolling in his head like a goddamned, googly-eyed, Raggedy Andy!

splatbass 07-27-2013 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9839890)
Dude, he's butt-****ed the Chiefs as both a Donkey AND A COLT!

GET SOME HEAT IN YOUR GODDAMNED KOOL-AID BLOOD, SON!

Yeah, Manning and pretty much every other QB in the league over the last 10 years. I can't hate everyone.

Mother****erJones 07-27-2013 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9839899)
This! I want his eyes rolling in his head like a goddamned, googly-eyed 4x4 forehead, Raggedy Andy!

FYP

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9839900)
Yeah, Manning and pretty much every other QB in the league over the last 10 years. I can't hate everyone.

But you can love Alex Smith?








































GET THE **** OUTTA' MY THREAD!!!!!!!



:D

Ace Gunner 07-27-2013 10:27 PM

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-conte...NING-FREAK.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:29 PM

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Mother****erJones 07-27-2013 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9839914)

"Buffalo Buffalo Buffal Buffalo INT.....I'm gona Choke!!"

Easy 6 07-27-2013 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9839884)
Goddamnit, Scott:

No, I love Payton and his wacky commercials. rageeumr, scott free, Tribal Warfare


:cuss:

I'm feeling like the contrarian tonight, in my cups as it were...:evil:

DTLB58 07-27-2013 10:36 PM

What kind of question is this?

This is like asking do we like Elway in the 80's?

They are an 8-8 team if that, without him, meaning he stands in our way of a division and chance at the playoffs. So yes, kill him, kill him now!

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9839923)
I'm feeling like the contrarian tonight, in my cups as it were...:evil:

Like all good benders, you'll regret it tomorrow.

GloryDayz 07-27-2013 10:36 PM

I will fap for days if they go all horse-track on him after he goes lame.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 9839927)
What kind of question is this?

This is like asking do we like Elway in the 80's?

They are an 8-8 team if that, without him, meaning he stands in our way of a division and chance at the playoffs. So yes, kill him, kill him now!

Are you prepared to face the backlash of the ENTIRE NFL and the wrath of Rodger Goodell, come what may?

AdumbGuy 07-27-2013 10:38 PM

i would never want peyton to wobbly duck an interception to flowers and then in a fit of rage at his left guard for not being out of the play in proper being out of the way form, finally pops the massive football shaped tumor that has CLEARLY been steadily growing in his fivehead for some time now

That would be unsportsmanlike and kill my wet blanket boner

Pasta Little Brioni 07-27-2013 10:48 PM

Rumor is he is done already

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdumbGuy (Post 9839932)
i would never want peyton to wobbly duck an interception to flowers and then in a fit of rage at his left guard for not being out of the play in proper being out of the way form, finally pops the massive football shaped tumor that has CLEARLY been steadily growing in his fivehead for some time now

That would be unsportsmanlike and kill my wet blanket boner

LMAO

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-27-2013 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9839940)
Rumor is he is done already

http://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/a/a...-Fatality2.JPG

RINGLEADER 07-27-2013 10:54 PM

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Psyko Tek 07-27-2013 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9839768)
I'd rather see him pressured and sacked and intercepted for the entire game. The mental humiliation would be far more enjoyable.

wise choice
I like it

Pasta Little Brioni 07-27-2013 11:02 PM

Just to see Lil Broncy cry

Psyko Tek 07-27-2013 11:04 PM

[QUOTE=splatbass;9839900]Yeah, Manning and pretty much every other QB in the league over the last 10 years. I can't hate everyone.[/QUOTE]

yes, you can

mlyonsd 07-27-2013 11:09 PM

Bad karma for a hit from our defense to take him out. That's how we got Cassel.

It would be more interesting if by week 13 the plane flying the CP banner reading 'Bench Smith Fire Dorsey' was hit by lightning and crashed onto Arrowhead killing him during warm ups. That way we could argue with Dave Lane until we were all dead if it was an act of god or CP will.

Lonewolf Ed 07-27-2013 11:59 PM

A blowout victory at Arrowhead and a hands down thrashing of then in Denver would be much more satisfying to me as a Chiefs fan to see than if Manning were destroyed. Crush the team, not a player, I say. :thumb:

Planetman 07-28-2013 12:29 AM

If we so much as lay a finger on the NFL's Golden Boy and cause an injury, please expect:
(a) a flag
(b) an ejection
(c) a fine, and
(d) a suspension

BigMeatballDave 07-28-2013 01:35 AM

I'd much rather beat the donkey's at full strength.

TimeForWasp 07-28-2013 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9839888)
I hope we beat them in both regular season games and if by a miracle we make the playoffs there too, but I have nothing personal against Peyton Manning. He plays for the enemy, but seems like a pretty good guy. I just can't work up a hate for him like I did for Elway.

He was just a little wounded colt, now he is a full grown bronco.

the Talking Can 07-28-2013 04:41 AM

he's going to be a cripple when he retires anyways...his neck and arm are ****ed

BlackHelicopters 07-28-2013 05:18 AM

Maim him? Yes. Kill him? No.

Garcia Bronco 07-28-2013 05:31 AM

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Discuss Thrower 07-28-2013 05:36 AM

Welp no matter what Chiefs fans are the worst ever because of a propensity to heckle underachieving players.

milkman 07-28-2013 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9839890)
Dude, he's butt-****ed the Chiefs as both a Donkey AND A COLT!

GET SOME HEAT IN YOUR GODDAMNED KOOL-AID BLOOD, SON!

I don't get this level of hate for players on other teams, unless they are low life scum.

Peyton Manning, as far as I can tell, is a pretty decent guy.

He hasn't butt****ed the Chiefs.
It's the Chiefs failures that have butt ****ed the Chiefs.

Nzoner 07-28-2013 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 9840015)
If we so much as lay a finger on the NFL's Golden Boy and cause an injury, please expect:
(a) a flag
(b) an ejection
(c) a fine, and
(d) a suspension

With KC's luck we'll see a repeat of '97 when the league made damn sure Elway got his ring.

GloryDayz 07-28-2013 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 9839968)
Bad karma for a hit from our defense to take him out. That's how we got Cassel.

It would be more interesting if by week 13 the plane flying the CP banner reading 'Bench Smith Fire Dorsey' was hit by lightning and crashed onto Arrowhead killing him during warm ups. That way we could argue with Dave Lane until we were all dead if it was an act of god or CP will.

I'd like to request the word "Cassel" be automagically replaced with something else. I support the same for the likes of Manning too...

big nasty kcnut 07-28-2013 08:10 AM

I want him to be destroyed on a mental level. So that when he plays us he has bad game i want him physically healthy but mentally broken for life
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07-28-2013 08:35 AM

Team Hate fully in the lead on this; goodbye Horsey.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 07-28-2013 08:57 AM

I'd rather he bow out rich and gracefully after 2-3 years. Leaving Tebow with a better playoff win-loss record as a Bronco.

Dayze 07-28-2013 09:10 AM

I wouldn't want him to have a legit injury etc ; but I would like to see him get the shit knocked out of him. Like Percy Snow vs Jeff George.

GloryDayz 07-28-2013 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9840282)
I wouldn't want him to have a legit injury etc ; but I would like to see him get the shit knocked out of him. Like Percy Snow vs Jeff George.

I can respect your good sportsmanship and maturity, but I fear with her chicken neck and all, any good hit will result in an injury. It's her fault for playing after his body said not to go any farther.... And I pray nobody hold back out of supposed "respect" for her!

His her as hard as ANY ****ing Bronco deserves to be hit - and that's as hard as you can (yet legal)..

vailpass 07-28-2013 10:49 AM

Karma

Raiderhater 07-28-2013 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 9840015)
If we so much as lay a finger on the NFL's Golden Boy and cause an injury, please expect:
(a) a flag
(b) an ejection
(c) a fine, and
(d) a suspension

We will probably lose draft picks as well.

TLO 07-28-2013 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9840465)
We will probably lose draft picks as well.

And be forced to forfeit the game. Possibly the season.

Braincase 07-28-2013 11:31 AM

Tackle him like this. Just once.
http://images.wildammo.com/wp-conten...ts-tackled.gif

splatbass 07-28-2013 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9840094)
I don't get this level of hate for players on other teams, unless they are low life scum.

Peyton Manning, as far as I can tell, is a pretty decent guy.

He hasn't butt****ed the Chiefs.
It's the Chiefs failures that have butt ****ed the Chiefs.

About 10 years ago a friend of mine was getting married at Ko Olina resort here on Oahu. It happened to be Pro Bowl week, and that happens to be the hotel the players all stay at. He was taking his vows when he looked back and saw at the back of the room Peyton Manning watching the ceremony. He stuck around and took pictures with the bride and groom afterward. How many big time football players would do that?

He's a pretty good guy that plays for the enemy. i hope we beat the hell out of them every time we meet them, but I can't hate Manning.

Raiderhater 07-28-2013 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9840547)
About 10 years ago a friend of mine was getting married at Ko Olina resort here on Oahu. It happened to be Pro Bowl week, and that happens to be the hotel the players all stay at. He was taking his vows when he looked back and saw at the back of the room Peyton Manning watching the ceremony. He stuck around and took pictures with the bride and groom afterward. How many big time football players would do that?

He's a pretty good guy that plays for the enemy. i hope we beat the hell out of them every time we meet them, but I can't hate Manning.

He was probably hoping the bride was into open relationships like himself.

Dave Lane 07-28-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9840282)
I wouldn't want him to have a legit injury etc ; but I would like to see him get the shit knocked out of him. Like Percy Snow vs Jeff George.

This would be my ideal. He quits at halftime from the sacks and beating but has no lingering injury except a phobia to ever play again.

Shaid 07-28-2013 12:12 PM

I'll never hope for an actual injury to another player, but yeah I really hope we hit him all game long and he can't play for shit.

BossChief 07-28-2013 12:17 PM

Well, Denver started off by losing JD Walton to injury and today, Dan Koppen was carted off with a leg injury.

I wonder if they call up Jeff Saturday.


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