Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations
So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".
Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy. If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman. In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for. If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it. EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement. |
Spam?
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WTF man
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when I was 19 years old, I 'sold' these over the phone. dude. I know times are tough, but damn.
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PM sent
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my grandaughter's selling girl scout cookies...send me a pm!:thumb:
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Everyone in this thread send me a dollar. Then I'll teach you how to get people to send you dollars!
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Just FTR, I wasn't screaming. I'm dicking around.
Not that my opinion matters, but I think you're close to the line, but not over it. For me, the full disclosure and recommendation NOT to buy makes it cool in my book. |
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Yeah, this is probably a bad idea. I thought it would be mutually beneficial for people, but it's spam to the spammiest degree. I apologize. Moving the thread.
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Unless you're paying me the $129 to go to Branson, I'm out.
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I too was just giving you a hard time.
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quit bitchin guys.
i come to branson at least once year, and YES it is getting more expensive. i'll hit you up prior next time, i would just buy now but we have talked about a different trip this year:( |
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I am just messing with you it's CP. If someone wants to go then help them out. It would cost me over $500 in gas to drive down there and I don't even want to look at airfare. Last I checked just to KCI was in the $700 range.
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How far is Branson from Arrowhead?
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I'm genuinely trying to help provide a more affordable vacation for anyone that wants it. :shrug: But I also have gold watches, and subwoofers in a suitcase you can look at while here if you want to take some bling home with ya. |
Your thread is not spam.
This is spam. Glorious (kidding) Spam
Spoiler!
I put the spam in the spoiler altho its not spoiled spam just spam so I put it in the spoiler so I'm not spamming. |
Where is the hotel? Is it Big Cedar? I only live about 35 minutes from Branson and have done one of these things before, it's worth the hour or so long presentation.
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Do you strictly deal with the Midwest only?
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Is it Holiday Hills?
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Damn. I was hoping it was closer than that. I'll keep you in mind Flops. I'm looking to head out that way during the season.
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Me personally? I want my tours in a shithole when they show up, because I can use that as a selling point. Again, full disclosure. |
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If you are a golfer, there are a lot of really nice courses in Branson. Some are pretty reasonable, but some are pretty costly. |
"2 show tickets"
Bartt Rockett; Magician Extraordinaire! |
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And seriously, I'll scan paystubs on this thing. We're not going to make much money. This is a volume thing for the wife, and more of a service I wanted to provide to members here if they are interested in coming out here. I just tried to be as blatantly obvious as possible so people knew what it was. I didn't want people to think it was a non profit or something. We do make around $10-30 for everyone that comes. Ebolapox got paid more than that for booking them in the telemarketing room. :)
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I will try to remember this later this summer. Want to go to training camp this year & take vacation at that time. If my money situation doesn't get better no chance, but I'm hopeful that gets turned around by then.
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I got a friend who takes part in those timeshare offers and has been on several great trips. Last time he took his wife to Hawaii.
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I am not interested in making money or giving presentations. Although, I will sit through one if necessary. |
I hope you are sodomized by a 400lb sales man.
You leave this thread up and take your Medicine, Mary Kay. |
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I just can't do it. If you want to take cheap vacations, I can show you how. I don't need, or want to profit off of the thing. It just doesn't seem appropriate for me.
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Given 2 choices, i'd pay $130 to not have to either go to Branson, MO or sit through a timeshare seminar. Both sound completely awful.
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I move to change Flopnuts name to Billy Mays.
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Mr. Mary Kay? LMAO
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If you ever are considering buying a timeshare, just do a couple google searches. People are dumping their timeshares left and right and you can get them for pennies on the dollar in some cases. In some extreme cases, people are selling their timeshare contract for $1 so they don't have to pay the annual maintenance fee. |
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As far as the time, they can take that long, but lawfully after 90-120 minutes depending on the state, they have to gift you if you say you're ready to leave, and most of them won't even try to fight you. They're not all the same, but my experience is most of them are not crazy, high pressure anymore. Some, but not all, nor even most. Not even half. However, you're always in control. It's their job to make you feel pressure on yourself. Not pressure you directly. |
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How much longer before you can earn this? http://www.pinktruth.com/wp-content/...adillaccts.jpg:)
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ROFL You ****ers.
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next thing we know you will be pushing Limu Lean...
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Enterprise Rent-a-car is also offering discounted renal car insurance until the end of the month as well...come see me, im at the airport.
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HAHA!! A few years ago my Wife and I went to Vegas for some timeshare crap (3 days 2 nights and 250 bucks for the casino). We had done the Branson thing and those guys were absolute jerk wads. Anyway, we stayed at the Riveria and had a great time. Here's the kicker:
At that time (may still be, I don't know) the law in Nevada, unbeknownst to us, was that as soon as the customer says "No", the presentation was over. We sat through the initial presentation for the timeshare (about 30 minutes) then they split us up and the salesman says to us "Well, folks, is something you might be interested in?" I said, "nope". That was it. We got back into the van and they took us back to the Hotel. Had a great time on their buck! |
I worked with a guy and he moved down there about 8-9 yrs ago. He has several businesses down on the Landing. Liked Branson when I was kid. We used to go down there for Thanksgiving for several years. I haven't been back there in about 10-11 years and didn't care for it the last time I was down there.
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I've done these before in Vegas. Never again.
Although, it probably did save me money I would have lost at the blackjack table. :hmmm: |
We did get two free rounds of golf out in Myrtle Beach by doing this very thing. Two hours of listening, and we had the free golf.
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Then we'd stand there and pray that a car was returned in the next 5 minutes. Sometimes it could be an F-150, other times a Neon. Sometimes you'd have to say, "Can you drive a cargo van, Miss Johnson?" And she'd say, "What's a cargo van?" |
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