Are You A Dipsh*t? A Public Service
 

A handy method to determine same prior to postings.

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FAX THE EVER HELPFUL

oh god Bob Dole is gonna nut himself

i didn't check the one about owning a singing fish, cause it was a gift from a step-uncle.
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I don't need a test. I'm a complete dipshit and I proudly accept the title.

As a N00b (sp?) of particular disrepute, far be it for me to disagree with your valorous self-assessment, Mr. Phobia. However, the exam provides a ranking based on your answers. As a result, you may, in fact, learn the extent to which your dipshitedness has spread.

Also, were all Planeteers to avail themselves of the exam, it may prove useful to Mr. Bob_Dole who may no longer find it necessary to provide gratis, ad hoc, individual evaluations.

FAX

I am, Bob Dole says so !

Don't feel bad, he says I'm a goth chick.

Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:

% 16 (562)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

I would be happy to assist Mr. Bob_Dole in this effort also. Regrettably, I am unaware of any goth chick exams available via the Internet.

FAX THE IGNORANT

I got a 5% (188)

Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:
% 6 (217)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

:p Only 7% here..You're TWICE the dipshit I am!!








(Always thought so!)

That was exciting.

I have a funny feeling computer geeks score high on this one.

Have mercy, Mr. Phobia! One cannot expect too much sans competition. And, to my knowlege this is the only dipshit exam on the Web.

FAX

8% here. Likely dipshit.

6% (209)

I may be a jackass and a smartass to a certain extent amongst some people, but no, I'm not much of a (.x.)(.x.)(.x.)(.x.).

Wow. So far I'm the least dipshitty in this thread.

I would can't access the site from work....but according to my "neg" rep points, combined....

I am a "clueless, weak, tacky loser and conservative bitch who tosses 'decietful allegations' like a moron and who should eat a dick." I also, make "dick moves, and am a complete asshole, a dickweed hypocrite, and a complete douche."

I think that would qualify me a a dipshit, why....yes. :hmmm:

Maddox is one of those things that I should like based on other things I enjoy...

But I don't

4% dipshit. Unless you ask Bob Dole who somehow missed the sarcasm in my post.

I agree. He never really had any substance.

You posted an old Maddox rant, FAX?

fucking n00b.

FTR, I'm 10% dipshit, only 341.... :hmmm:

Drinkin' exponentially multiples your dipshit quotient....which means you are now about 20 times the dipshit Phil (current leader) is... :hmmm:

I was 9%. I'm a dip legacy because I also have a singing fish. I didn't buy it, my dip dad bought it for me.

Yep, I'm a dipshit. According to this fugged up test and Bob Dole.

Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:
% 16 (544)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

:shake:

well, i think i'll have another then... :D

Monday night; wish I could join you....but I've got to demonize the "New South," expose the fraud of Reconstruction, demagogue the "Corrupt bargain," and lament the excesses of the Radical Republicans and the rise of the KKK and lynchings for tomorrow's lesson.

That requires passion and lucid analysis. :(

only a 7%.. we need one for smartasses...

Hell, I'd peg that one out.... :thumb:

8% What do I win?

damn! all i gotta do is get ready for bed after awhile...

seriously, thank you for your role in shaping young minds...

teachers are very important people... :thumb:

sorry, no banana...

i had a 3%... :p :p :p

A poster they called SNR
Liked to bash planet N00bs (sp?) from afar
But he preferred to go south
And take it in the mouth
And suck on a meaty cigar

FAX

% 21 (730) Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

Bunch of tech certs probably sent me further down the dipsh#t path.

My name is pronounced "SNER."

N00b.

ROFL

Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:
% 8 (283)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

Not surprising, I tend to be a dipshit once in a while.

Oops, sorry.

There once was a poster named “SNER”
Who was macho when posting, for sure.
Manly insults he hurls
‘Cause he doesn’t like girls
It’s monsieur that the “SNER” does prefer.

FAX

Actually, I prefer SNR with the "rrrr' sound at the end.

A poster they called SNR
Believed he would always go far
Now he’s out on the street
Looking for somone sweet
Who is willing to let him pack tar

FAX

Or ....

A poster they called SNR
Had a lifestyle that was quite bizarre
He would post for a while
And be very hostile
Then turn tricks at the local fruit bar

FAX

There once was a n00b named FAX
Who liked to give it in other mens' cracks
But being a pup
He wouldn't S.TFU
So SNR chopped off his head with an ax

You wouldn't be related to Lizzie Bordan by any chance, would you?

FAX THE TENTATIVE