Where were you when you found out that Ken Jennings had lost?
 

ROFL

I'll never forget that cold day. I ran into my front yard, grief stricken, and fell to my knees screaming "Why! Why?! Lord, Why!"

And, that is when TJ remembered that it was because he was a donkey fan..

I was teaching my neighber that it is prudent to vote for Kerry.

Here, right now.

There once was a Taco named John
Who watched the game shows off and on
He was fondling his teenie,
Itsie bitsy, donk wienie
When he found out that Jennings was gone

FAX

Now that's rep right there.

Same place I was sunday when I found out the Donks had lost :evil:
Sitten right here looken at the screen ROFL

I bet TJ was on his knees going, why, why Lord why, then too ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=34532&stc=1

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I'm willing to bet he chewed his horse shoes near off! :thumb:

There once was a Taco named John
Who was shy and a little withdrawn
When his mom asked him why
He replied with a cry
“I can’t tell mom, Is my pecker gone?”

FAX

Listening to the Neal Boortz radio show this morning at 10:30am. Even knew the question he blew. What reerun would think Fed-Ex had seasonal white-collar workers?

DT

There once was a donkey named TJ
Who paid a call girl for a BJ
She began to go down
Then said with a frown
“Is there something here I’m ‘sposed to see, J?”

FAX

Oh, sure. Wait 'til he loses before you call him a reerun.

There once was this noobie [sp?] named Fax
Who writes limericks in place of smacks
He spends all day thinking
and prob'ly binge drinking
and he knows what beer.com does when you type "snacks"

Good one, Mr. Ali Chi3fs. My compliments. Another for Taco.

There once was a donkey named TJ
Who discovered that he had to pee-jay
In the bathroom he gasped
‘Cause his hand could not grasp
A pecker the size of a flea-jay

FAX

There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd fucking dude.
Is he gay or something?

That doesn't rhyme at all!

It does if you have a deep Mexican accent.

ROFL

I give it a 57, creative lyrics but there's no beat and it's pretty hard to dance to.

yeah, but FAX has yet to retaliate, so I think it is ownage... regardless of beat. heh

No, but he's a n00b.

When something's so abnormal
You can't help but sit and stare
Taco's cocko tastes like caramel
I heard it from Fax, I swear

Twas once a kid named Jenson
Who sure as hell couldn't write poems
No, twas he not the next cummings
He'd rather eat nachos with Priest Holmes.

There once was a man from Oregon
Who flaunted his sig like a whoregon
He posted a chip
And acts like a dip
I think his vagina is soregon.

What's wrong with this place?
Poems about Taco's dick?
The Chiefs aren't THAT bad

I'd like to WTF someone would be searching the Internet for the clip of Ken Jennings losing Jeopardy :hmmm:


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October - January is a busier season for FedEx but the workforce increase is blue collar not white collar. Jennings just showed he was human. My first thought was either Wal-Mart or Sears but I am not sure whether sales people are white collar or blue collar.

The most common thought was that he was thinking about the Christmas season. I really don't know, I guess he just blanked. More people than I would expect suggest he was tired of it and just threw the game because that answer made no sense whatsoever and he was at a nice round 75 shows and 2.5 million dollars. I don't believe that but he did look kind of tired and not himself the last couple days. On Monday's show I believe the 2nd place person actually "buzzed in" first more often than Ken, which never happens, but that guy bet it all on a daily double and missed and took himself out of the game. Today really Ken looked alright, he only missed three questions I believe, but two of them were daily doubles and then he missed final jeopardy... and that's all she wrote. They tape two weeks of shows on consecutive days...maybe it was the second day of tapings in a row and he was just tired.

http://www.cinemonkey.com/reviews/turturro/qsbooth.jpg

The best picture in 1955....was On the Waterfront.

They tape 10 shows in 2 days. I think it's usually a Tues/Wed or Wed/Thurs setup. They tape one week of shows in one day.... I believe they tape three in the "morning" session, take a lunch break, come back and tape the other 2 for the week. In Ken's case he'd go back to the motel, get back up the next morning for the second day of tapings, and they'd tape the next week, 3 in the morning and 2 in the afternoon. That'd be it for that week of tapings and he'd go home....

They had a good story about it on Nightline tonight. Ken showed them around and gave them an interview... he showed the motel he stayed at every week, it wasn't anything special at all. I guess the first time you go out there you have to pay your own way for everything. For returning champions they'd pay for your airfare, but Ken was responsible for paying for motel, rental car, etc. the entire time....

FAX has dedicated and complete appreciation for the female form, thank you very much, Mr. Taco John. Unfortunately for both of us, the muse of acknowledging abmormally small packages has visited. It's sort of an anthropological thing.

Ergo ...

There once was a Taco named John
Who was all Internet bluster and brawn
But in the real world
He was more like a girl
‘Cause his nuts were completely withdrawn

FAX

There once was a poster named Jenson
Who maliciously smacked other men-son
He thought he was funny
But he was Taco's honey
And he was no comedian-son

FAX

Thank God for ignore. Who wants to read dumbassed limericks about penises?

seriously the limericks are old.

I hesitate to disagree with you, Mr. David., but these are brand new limerics.

FAX

ROFL

I find it interesting that it is only you that wishes to ignore the limerics about your absurdly miniscule penis. In fact, Planet limeric lovers have indicated an appreciation of my efforts.

Nevertheless, if other Planeteers wish FAX to never pen another limeric about Taco John's disturbingly tiny member, I will bow to their desires and hereby pledge to cease forever.

FAX

I find it interesting that it fills up your mouth just fine.

I'm pretty slow on the trigger... all that cutting and pasting...

That is just plain nasty. Well, you've forced my hand.

There once was a donkey named Taco
Who thought FAX should go take a walk-o
He went on the attack
By talking weak smack
To stop poems about his small stalk-o

FAX

wondering if he's still on Taco's ignore list ...

There once was a Taco named John
Whose luck with a call girl was gone
When she found that his wienie
Was thin as linguini
She said, “My offer is hereby withdrawn!”

FAX

... still wondering ...

There once was a donkey named Taco
Who thought he was the big guy on the block-o
He paid a call girl for biz
Who said, “Is that all there is?
Are you sure you don’t just want to talk-o?”

FAX

pssssstt, Taco, give it up son, your trying to win a gun fight with a peice of rubber hose. :shake:

On another note,
FAX, how about a "light harted smaquest" type of post in honor of my 3000 posts?.
(Not a really great accomplishment I know, but hell, I am a Raiderz fan after all)

Ahh, could ya forgo the "weenie" references though? PLEASE? :)

Dude, do ya really care anway? LOL

I have some work to do right now, Mr. Over-Head, but as soon as I get a free moment, I'll post one for you. Congratulations on your remarkable achievement, by the way.

FAX