Nzoner Joe's is better than a bar.
 

Man, you need to be throwing another party man. Your place is great fun. Even in the offseason, peeps need to enjoy the company of Nzoner and his wonderful wife, Mrs Nzoner.

If you havent had the pleasure of going to an Nzoner shindig... here is what you are missing...

Beer. Lots of it.

Smoked BBQ Ribs. Lots of it. BBQ Beans...shitloads. TV's... Lots of shitloads.

A pool table

a pop-shot.

Foozeball.

Pingpong table.

$15 hookers with an $8 cover for [Food]

and good times and many laughs, and if the Chiefs defense is playing shitty... madness and sadness. Hell. Its the kinda day that you actually like being around Russ the KCWolfman. :thumb:


Joe... psst. Throw a party. and show a game where the Chiefs win again... and have your friend bring the poker table.

And Yo, Endelt needs to fly out again... Im sure he has some money in his pocket to give me.

All you St. Joe peeps need to show up. KcMizzou...um, no convicts, bro... sorry

KCDan, come to. ExtremeChief...bring your son again... I'd like to use your guys' poker money for Christmas gifts.

Hey SDChiefsFart... you coming in for the Donko game, right?

I dont know is Brando has enough quality posts to attend one of these shindigs, either.

Skip Towne needs to drive his ass up from arkansas, and Bob Dole from Texarkana. Good times.

Anyone else up for a party? Send Joe an encouraging Smoke.

Nah, I'd just be telling you to turn the music down.

"BBQ Beans...shitloads."

Well, that ruined the beans for me.

Are the hookers allowed to eat the beans??

dunno about the hooker eating beans... i think they have other food. :shrug:

Dude,once you've been here no invitation is necessary.The doors are open for most all Chiefs away games and the other games.All I ask is for a head's up that you're coming.

Tomorrow,there is nothing special planned,in fact as far as I know I've only got a few people coming over.So bring some beer and something to snack on.We'll have a few things out as well.

Gonna be a real bitch tomorrow,10 noon games and only get to show 7 of them,there's 8 I really want to see.

Oh and thanks for the props glad you enjoyed Hoops,Homers & Huddles.

Sorry,gameroom rules,music is to be played loud at each and every commercial break except during the Super Bowl party.

i probalbly shouldn't ask this, but what do you do during the super bowl party?

listen to the commercials? :shrug:

Here's your sign :D

SB commercials are usually better than the game.

heh,we usually have 50 or so here for Super Bowl,it's amazing how quiet it gets when the game goes to commercial breaks.

Bob Dole was under the impression that ExtremelyaccidentproneChief was banned after that unfortunate door incident in September.

I had a great time at your party Nzoner. I would love to attend another!

So I did see you there in disguise. I thought so.

She was disguised as Spanky. Didn't you see me give her a big hug upon her arrival.

You and I were looking at two different disguises obviously.

I was waiting for her to unzip her Morphius costume...........

Was that before or after you jumped on her back?

Before jumping on her back, but after I humped her leg.

So that is why you and your wife stood and talked to me for so long. Those damn rosey cheeks give me away every time.

I bet she's really glad she wasn't disguised as ENDelt. :eek:

I don't know who the hell was disguised as ENDelt, but they didn't even notice the teabagging after they passed out.

I assumed the bosom was the give away....

Heh heh...........I just thought all of you Springfiled people were one and the same.. After Jenny took off her Morph suit, I expected Jimnasium to take off his Jenny suit. Or something.

Yes, and next time I prefer if you would look my in the eyes at least some of the time...

Well, that would make sense if I didn't live Johnson County...

Morphius
obviously easily forgetable

Yeah sure, I'll work on that.

See, I thought that after I typed all that, but I could have sworn I have read posts of you going to Springfield and their get togethers?

Ehh, I've been at Wal Mart Christmas shopping all day. The all day part was standing in line, and my brain is fried. I would tell you to steal my beer at the next party, but I DO remember that you do not drink beer. See? I remember all about you, Morph!*







*desperately trying to save face, here....................

Well from the what it's worth department the doors will open tomorrow at 11:30a.m. if any of you want to make the trek.Fair warning though if our Chiefs start getting their asses kicked the game may be moved to the 27" tv's and the Donkeys-Bolts put on the big screen. :)

Other than that I'm looking at putting together something for the Monday night KC-Tenn game next week,give me shout if there's any interest.