OFFICIAL Chiefsplanet beard champion celebration/Slayer renaming thread
 

Cast your vote or write-in, folks.

Phobia, please change my name to:

GoChiefs

Sylvester Shagnasty


Elrod McGonads


GoChiefs


:shrug:

There will be some gold in the write ins I am sure.

Chief Fuzz

Mr Bare

Honestly, I thought you'd have some funnier choices....

My vote goes to "Chief Fuzz" if we have a mod add some of the names that other members are coming up with.

I see old ladies at the grocery store who have more need of a razor than Slayer does.

are there really ANY winners in an internet, beard growing contest?

Technically, yes. Check out the comparison photos in the other thread.

Definitly got that right.

I think we can add this 'contest' to the "Top Ten Ways To Know You Don't Have A Life."

Oh Sweet Irony be my valentine.

Gochiefs........Speaking of paying lost bets.....this would be a great time for you to send that Crisp Ulysis S Grant to 37forever. I mean, it would be pretty hypocritical for Slayer Clavin to have to pay up, when You don't.

That's a great point. Slayer shouldn't have to pay on his debt until Meatpeeker pays on his :hmmm:

It was such a pathetic "championship" match, Bob Dole doesn't even know why he bothered to visit this thread...

If you spankmonkeys would stop shooting the hormones out your li'l winkies, maybe you'd have enough left to grow some damned hair.

JBret didn't pay up on a bet? What happened there?

This "main event" had the same Draw as Peter McNeily vs Jerry Cooney.

You mean he hasn't paid the Foundation yet?

Goatcheese, I'll pay my bet when you do, and not a second sooner.

I voted for Sweet Cheeks :thumb:

What does his bet have to do with yours, which you entered into with free will? Are you saying you have the moral right to welsh on this bet because GoChiefs once did the same?

We won?

What was it we won again? My memory needs refreshing...

Negatory. I didn't lose that bet anyway.

Can I get my name changed to GoChiefs already? What's the hangup.

ha, good point.

Someone rename gochiefs to "JBret." until he pays the bet.

I didn't lose the bet. And I WON this one, meaning my username is under MY control for the rest of my life!!!

you lost that bet Bitch.

..and you didn't...and can't, do the shots associated with the same discussion.
Catfish Diablo.......you and your peachfuzz need to shush and take your licks. Nev3r take a bet you have no chance in hell of winning.

Link?

I'm not going to argue with you...you and I will have to agree to disagree on this issue...

And I can totally do those shots...this year's Cowboys/Texans game will prove it so. :p

No you can't.........no you won't.....and you lost the wager.

you are a bet welcher.

PS. Oprah said she could grow more hair on her Taint in 3 days than that baow cussion on your chin.

Bla bla bla....you are getting to be like the Chiefsplanet version of Spider.

Damn Goat Cheese, that beard looks like the hair growing on my ass. I'd be shaving that disgusting shit off right away.

I shaved it off last night. I hated it.

I don't believe that was a legit beard for a minute.

It looked like you pasted some honey on your chin and bobbed for Mints at a rest area Urinal.

heh

fucking ouch.

That would be a nice Blast.....if you weren't both the Chiefsplanet and Mange version of...well......you.

Its almost 10, time for a new thread about the 4 car Pileup in your sister's can, eh?

i didn't hear about that one...

was goatboy driving?

and wtf is spider and why would i care?

OM member...Don't look into it...you are too good of a guy. I don't want to put you through it.

Keep in mind that I didn't take the bet of free will...Phobia was threatening to change my name to Jessica Simpson for the rest of my stay, and I wouldn't have held it past him.

Come on, dude. You didn't actually think I'd do that, did you?

ROFL

Just think of all the rep that will be heaped upon you Slayer, now that your name insinuates you've got a vergina.

Every thread you start now, will have at least a half dozen glazing your dougnuts.

good point...

I wouldn't put it past some of the horndogs on here.

Shiiiiiiiiiiit Davi.d

I saw before your edit that your post to slayer said "how yoooou doin' ?"

I dunno...how long have you had a vagina for? Did you get much rep over it?

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