If you had a chance to clone yourself a girlfriend....
 

Who would it be?

I wouldn't care as long as they gave her the beer drinking, football watching, porno loving gene.

If we had the option to clone-with-enhancements, I'd choose Jessica Simpson.

Whoever it is I would be sure to splice in whatever genes allow Shakira to shake her ass like that.

Without a doubt, Pamela Anderson. Without the hep of course.

Now are we making allowances that the Pamela Anderson clone would come with as Donger put "enhancements" or would she be an au naturel kind of clone?

Jessica Alba + LeeAnn Tweeden = If we are cloning girlfriends, I want at least a couple.

Don't know too many choices. Monica Belluci, Salma Hayek, Heidi Klum would make a great 4 some - that's off the top of my head.

My sig and avatar. CJ Gibson

Young Pam was out of this world.

Letitia Casta

Drink holder?

Yea she is pretty sweet.

Juliette Lewis w/out a doubt.

Sandra Bullock ......... 39 and holding ........ :)





That is until next month........ Big 40

No. I'd make her mute.

hehe

Carmen Electra

My wife, then I could have a threesome and no one would get mad!

Salma Hayek.

what if they decided now that they had each other they didnt want you anymore?
LIke homer sun. night.

The olson twins

Carrie Underwood. Just the right age, too.

Charlize Theron + Lucy Lui + Nicole Kidman - any of these 3 would be ok with me...

the blonde girl from the new Real World Austin...

the legs on that gurl...OMG

MOhillbilly I didn't know that happened to Homer.

I am sure they would keep me around to mow the yard or something!

yeah i caught that episode... how nice of her to walk around in her underwear. My goodness.

Easy one... Milla Javovich

adriana lima and
aaliyah on weekends

I've always had the hots for Virginia Madsen.

Of the girls on the list I voted for Sandra Bullock. She's a fantastic actress and a very beautiful girl. Plus, she has a level headed personality and doesn't seem quite the 'party girl' that some of the Britneys and Angelinas seem to be. I don't think I'd get along with them.

Then I noticed the "other" option...

If I have my choice, there is no question... Keira Knightley wins without a contest. She's the best looking girl on the planet, and very good actress. I don't know a whole lot about her personally, but in what little I have heard from her in interviews it sounds like she's one of those girls who grew into her beauty and still doesn't see herself as some beauty queen. She doesn't seem wild or stuck up. She just seems really nice and genuine. She clearly has talent and probably a real passion for acting (which I share being a theatre major). I think we would definately hit it off. Hell, who needs a clone? I need to meet this girl.

Stalker!

Perfect choice for a Hillbilly/Redneck. ROFL

:thumb:
Dude, if she lived around here... Well... I'd know her license plate number for sure.

You genius, you. Wow, that would be a great broad.

ya gotta love MTV for that if nothing else

Natalie Wood...

have you guys ever seen a younger Angelina Jolie?


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Very nice!

I think she looks good in the fourth photo in that set but it's not that old judging by that tattoo.

I'd probably clone a porn starlet, make sure to regain her sexuality while altering her genetically so she's predisposed to be absolutely unattracted to anybody but me.

If there was a way I could find to make her clone independently wealthy, that'd be good, too.

Angelina Jolie with no vocal chords....

and no gag reflex.

If you ever get a chance to watch this flick check it out.

It's an average comedy but Natalie is SOMKE'N hot... :drool:

She was with billy bob thornton. If that didn't make her gag, nothing will.

Liars. You would all clone dp4me.

ROFL

I thought we were making girlfriends, not bowling pins or shooting range targets.

ROFL rep

I'd have to go with Nicole Kidman.

AJ without the freakishly large lips. WTF was she thinking? Did she have a small cat implanted in there?

Jessica Alba..really not even a second thought for me.

ROFL ROFL ROFL
Then she'd have pussy lips right on her face! BRILLIANT!

Rachel Hunter...

a blonde, dizzy would be good

I never thought she was all that attractive because of those lips.
I couldn't/can't help but think of that Fat Albert character with the big lips everytime I see her.

I'll take a 25 year old Catherine Zetawanian with a side order of Salma Hyak.

You're too young for such a ripe, mature woman. She's mine. Catherine ZetaTowne.

I think you mispelled that young lassie....catherine Hepburn's name, skip.

What sucks is that their clones will have the same thought process, so even if you meet the clone from the very beginning of her creation, she'll still be both way out of your league and know it.

--The Pessimist

Megan Fox

I would take Demi Moore out of that list. God she is HOT

I chose other. I'd choose a chick from that Girls of KU calendar. The one who blew Paul. Yeah. I'd clone her.