How often do you scratch your testicles?
 

not often enough for me...

I never understand threads like these... Do you have a testicle scratching problem, or are you genuinely interested in other people's testicle habits?

I like to not shower for 10 days and then have my wife clean them with her tongue.

Yeah i am sure she does that. :shake:



CASHMAN.

could you ask her to stop by my place?

I was talking to a guy the other day who told me that the only way to understand women is to read their magazines. I find this board absolutely enlightening when it comes to figuring out men. :clap:

Please kill that sig!!!!!!!

which sig?

Scanlon

what the hell is wrong with his neck?

:)

Nope. I like it.

Roy has been hanging on to him while Scanlon does neck exercises.

YOU FARCKING RAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!

DO NOT DEFICATE MY BIKE!

hee hee ROFL

I think you mean "desecrate."

BIG difference... ;) (BIG)

I scratch one pretty regularly, haven't scratched the other one in nigh on 22 years or so...

Good Grief.

Why in the hell do there have to be eleventeen copycat threads for every fargin joke-O'-the-Day?

Umm, it's called lifting weights. :doh!:

It's called a spinoff genius/genious

Because it makes you happy

I DONT HAVE HERPES MY DICK IS JUST ITCHIN!!!

Scratch them? They don't itch.

you got someone to marry you?

:clap:

start scratching them for no reason one day... you'll never want to stop..........

I started to reply that I really can't count that high, but then I saw this picture in Scanfan91's post and thought...


I always wondered what Joey Harrington would look like on steroids.

This thread is useless without a pole . That is for you Skip.

Almost as often as I blink.

It might be a tumor.

Strange but true. A few years back i read some article that that if someone has Aids they sometimes develop a tumor bulgeing from their neck. I thought, 'well i guess thats fugged up.'

The next day i was at a Royals game. A vendor walking up and down the isle had a big tumor coming out of his neck! I was thinking "Holy Christ, what are the odds?"

I avoided buying anything from him.

Good Christ, that Scanlon pic looks like a starvin Etheopian with a piece of Rice stuck in his throat.


Starvin Marvinlon?

According to Scanfan it is from lifting weights! LOL

well it looks like he swallowed her Diw-dough.

That said.....ALL of the copycat Testicle Joke threads are 7 points shy of the officially mentally challenged IQ requirements.

I scratch every now ang again when an itch hits me. Anyone else?

You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

Scorp's is better.

Yeah, you're right. I'm sure it would threaten to Burst the Threshold of my mental capacity to think of such a unique idea as to make a thread, kind of like another, only just a little different.

You make one called "things that are Blue" and I'll make one "things that are green". Ooops....think I just felt a vessel burst in my cerebral cortex.

Does someone need a hug? I'm sure David. will oblige. :D

:hmmm: Things that are blue...................