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Megbert

08-23-2005 10:12 PM

Just Saw The Aristocrats

What a funny movie. Tons of laughs from unexpected sources.

It's a documentary about the 'worlds dirtiest joke' which is an inside joke that comedians tell to each other. It's all in the delivery how crass, gross, suggestive, offensive, racist and so on they tell the joke the better.

Official Site

Cartman Tells The Joke

Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.

jAZ	08-23-2005 10:33 PM

I usually avoid any reviews/clips of movies, if it's one I think I will enjoy. In this case, I'm concerned that hearing the joke before hand will hurt the movie experience.

So, should I click on the Cartman one? I'm sorely tempted.

Megbert

08-23-2005 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jAZ

You'll see it in the movie so if you want to just wait, that being said I don't think it would ruin the film, as you see many different variations of it.

Cartman's is one of the funnier versions.

ZootedGranny

08-23-2005 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZChiefFan

Needless to say if you are easily offended don't go see this movie. I saw 5-7 people walk out 15 min into the movie.

Haha, what the **** were they expecting?

I definitely want to catch this flick, but it's only showing at one theater in the area.

Ninjaman

08-23-2005 11:11 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

Love wikipedia. Good dirty joke.

AMC is NOT gonna show this movie. You have to dig for it. Heard Keanu Reeves liked this movie.

DrNick

08-23-2005 11:40 PM

I would really like to see this movie....but can't find anywhere that's playing it. :banghead:

Ninjaman

08-24-2005 12:02 AM

yep. no show kc.

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...s/12135532.htm

Simplex3

08-24-2005 12:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjaman

Heard Keanu Reeves liked this movie.

1. Why would you know this?
2. Why would you give a f**k?
3. Why would you think we'd give a f**k?
4. How old were you when you got your first training bra?

:shake:

Hammock Parties

08-24-2005 01:56 AM

I desire to see this film.

FloridaChief

08-24-2005 02:24 AM

This thread is like a hot knife in the chest for me. I've been waiting 3 months to see this flick and, as of yet, not one goddamned theater in central Florida is showing it.

Just like to thank AMC--the 'Clear Channel' of movie theater chains--for knowing it's in my best interest not to be subjected to celluloid filth. These are certainly choices I'm not qualifed to make for myself.

siberian khatru

08-24-2005 06:04 AM

Great desire to see this movie have I.

Swanman

08-24-2005 06:47 AM

I haven't seen the movie, but I heard Bob Saget's version of the joke was possibly the dirtiest of them all.

Megbert

08-24-2005 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Please tell me someone used that other free pass you had. Due to hunger, my mind wasn't working right at the time.... I didn't think, "Hey, I could call his cell phone. fuck that theater's right up the road." I can live with missing the movie if the pass didn't go to waste.

As much as I would like to tell you the pass was used, sadly it wasn't.

The movie opens on the 26th, I got to see a preview of it so there is still a chance it will be showing in your area unless of course it's in AMC country.

Bob Sagat's is probably the dirtiest one. Carlins is rather funny too.

DrNick

08-24-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FloridaChief

I agree with you 100%. This is the same problem that I'm fighting...:cuss:

RedDread

08-24-2005 12:05 PM

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/mov...rld-112410.php

:banghead: :banghead:

onescrewleftuntwisted

08-24-2005 12:14 PM

lol funnest chit i have seen for awhile. i gotta see this movie, but i doubt it comes to kirksville or milan

bobbything

08-24-2005 12:16 PM

For those of you in the KC area, this movie is playing at the Tivoli starting Friday.

vailpass

08-24-2005 12:19 PM

Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.

Simplex3

08-24-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass

Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.

When I think "joke" I think funny, not a 1st grade game of gross-out. I just don't see the humor.

[amc] Now, if you soul-less, filthy, hell-bound, humourless reeruns want to see the movie I'm all for letting you. [/amc] ;)

bgguitarman

08-24-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass

Just listened to the Cartman version and read the Sagget version.
Wow.
Not my cup of tea and I'll drink just about anything.

Where did you read it?

AustinChief

08-24-2005 01:01 PM

Here is an excerpt from a letter from Penn Gillette about the movie...

Quote:

Michael Moore and Mel Gibson are the same person, except for a few sit-ups. Moore thought his cheesy political blooper reel was going to tell people how to vote. Mel thought that his little gay S&M movie about his imaginary friend was going to help him get to heaven. George W. Bush is president and there’s still no god. You failed boys. Someone should have told Mike that the bad guys are smarter than him and someone should have told Mel that the Three Stooges were Jewish.

The entire letter can be found here...
http://www.movienet.com/aristocrats.html

vailpass

08-24-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bgguitarman

Where did you read it?

Found it in the link that Ninjaman provided:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

FloridaChief

08-24-2005 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrNick

I agree with you 100%. This is the same problem that I'm fighting...:cuss:

Nick, I'm still monitoring the regional houses in hopes that one of them will have the guts to screen it. If I hear anything, I'll post it here.

FloridaChief

08-28-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Holy fuck that movie's funny. When I was sitting in the theater before the start I noticed quite a few senior citizens in the crowd. I wondered how many just went out for a Sunday matinee and had no idea what film they were about to see. I only saw a handful of people walk out. I saw one couple walk out after they'd already been there well over an hour. What the fuck took so long? Did they think it was going to suddenly get cleaner?

Yep. It opened here Friday night. God, funny stuff. Had a couple walkouts during the screening I attended but for the most part, everyone seemed to know what they were getting into. Bob Saget is a nasty motherfucker.

RealSNR

01-27-2007 05:59 PM

Sorry for the thread bump, but this movie is up on alluc.org. I completely missed this thread and all mention of this movie when it came out. I loved it.

I especially enjoyed Martin Mull's version.

RealSNR

01-27-2007 06:01 PM

Here it is on youtube. NSFW

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Fire Me Boy!

01-27-2007 06:09 PM

The Cartman link is dead... here's another.

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1121515128

luv	01-27-2007 06:12 PM

This was on HBO last weekend. I missed the start of it, but I loved what I saw. Funny stuff.

|Zach|

01-27-2007 09:34 PM

Joe Franklin raped me.

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