What a revolting situation
 

My girlfriend got a free ticket to attend the season opener at Arrowhead with an old college friend. She is only marginally aware that the Chiefs wear red uniforms, but is curious how the cheerleaders will perform. :banghead:

I'll be up at midnight watching, if the game is even on. :(

Yikes... I'd watch out if I were you. Rumor is, First Down Elvis is good with the ladies.

Kick her in the back of the neck as hard as possible, and then while she's unconscious, steal her ticket, and then dress up as her and take her place.

If you have to work, go with my directions, but instead of letting her stay unconscious on the floor, dress her up as you, and drop her off at your work.

But by all means, at least kick her in her neck.

you been hanging out with neckdemon?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! STFU

Why, does the way I type make me come across as a cock starved ass fiend?

ROFL

Sorry, trndon, didn't know you were in Iraq. A neck kicking may still be in order though.

Mod powers are crippled, eh? :hmmm:


I haven't met the friend, maybe she's hot. Even if she's not, she has access to Chiefs tix, so that's got to be worth something.

Why are you going to be in Evansville?

He forgot his favorite shoes at your mom's place. OOOHHH!!!11

you've got to be kidding me. It's okay... I suck at jokes too... at least you got a pitty laugh out of me if that counts for anything??!!

You're just jealous. It's OK, I'm used to people being jealous of my insanely funny jokes...

She? She lied.

Wow. You could be a Jets fan with smack like that.

Huh?

I think he means that she (as in your girls friend) is a he. She's a he.

Slow much? I'm positive you are familiar with the term 'jodie'. She, said it was she. She brought out the 'college friend' line. Bad sign, my friend. How the **** do you know it is a she, because she told you so? ROFL You're in Iraq for pete's sake. She could have told you she was going with Martha ****ing Stewart, when she really meant she was going with Mark Stewart. And you wouldn't know the difference. Oh yeah, I'd be worried, unless your fiance is a beast.

Wow...

And good night.

:shake:

Ohh... shake that head of yours elsewhere. I told you my jokes were lame you don't have to rub it in. ;)

Way to scare the hell out of the guy.

Sounds like someone needs a toe to testicle hammerfest...

She also said her 'college friend' works as a tennis instructor and had been over to fix a the leak under the sink. :hmmm:

Scare him? ROFL

I'm trying to warn him.

You couldn't kick that high.

ROFL

It all starts with the plumbing.

Let's call "Cheaters". Joey Greco will get to the bottom of this!


(That's the guy's name isn't it... I don't remember)

Well, if you really want to be a total spy, I'm sure somebody in the stadium on Sunday will be sitting near where she's supposed to sit. They could probably figure it out.

I got time to wait 'till they drop...

Richard.

21 Hump Street...

good idea. Make sure it's someone with a zoom on their camera. Who needs Greco when we can get to the bottom of this.

I doubt it. I have already planned to die before the years that someone would have to wipe my ass.