Official Chiefs vs. Donkeys Game Thread
 

Here we go.

get is started early?

Might as well, its the freaking Donkeys.

If we lose, you will not be able to start another official thread till next year... you are a brave man...

GO CHIEFS!

is it 8:00 yet?

WTF are you talking about?

Time for the hammerlock...
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how many posts will this thread have before kickoff? my bet is over 100

Somebody go wake up the Bronco cheerleaders!

'Bout time someone started this thread...
 

Crap; I'm seriously nervous about this one. A win puts the Chiefs at 3-0, and two games up in the AFCW. A win validates the Chiefs as a serious contender, and brings huge momentum into next week's game against the Eagles at Arrowhead (just before the much-needed bye).

I hate the Donx with every fiber of my being; words cannot even begin to describe my utter loathing and contempt for that organization. I don't even hate the Raiduhs as much as the vile Donx. If the Chiefs pull a W out of Incrisco Diaphragm at Pile High, I will be jubilant beyond words.

Dante needs to break one loose, the O needs to break the scoreboard, the D needs to break Plummer's arm; it's time to break the losing streak in Donkland.

Since I rarely post in these threads, I wanted to be first to post this:

DAMMIT CARL!

you forgot the :cuss: ... you can't say Dammit Carl! without the :cuss: !!!

Go Chiefs! You guys are the best.

LMAO!

That's not a Bronco's cheerleader, silly. That's Jake Plummer..........

GAME DAY :clap:

Any one else hate MNF games? I prefer the Sunday games. i don't know, maybe its just me. I'm dead ass tired from my brothers bachelor party on Friday Night, now I'll be all night watching the game, so I will not be worth a shit tomorrow.

Didn't Cody(Vanilla Thunder) start the first 2 game threads of the season? Just wondering because if he did you're fucking with serious Chief mojo ChiefsCountry!!! :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss:
You ride the thread starter on a winning streak. If they lose tonight it's going to be all your fault. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

ROFL

I only started the first one, IIRC.

It's all good. WE WILL OWN!!!!

The nice thing about this one is that it's basically a free game. You don't look at the schedule before the season and expect to beat the Broncos in Denver. You expect to hold serve at home in your division and hopefully take 1 on the road for a division record of 4-2. Even finishing 3-3 isn't bad. If we can win this game at Denver, we steal a second road game and have a 2 game lead in the division three weeks into the season without even having played a divisional game at home.
I think we've got the better team, but this game in Denver is more like extra credit.

Well then nobodys established a pattern yet. YOU'RE DAMN LUCKY CHIEFSCOUNTRY!! :cuss: :cuss:
You don't fuck with Chiefs Mojo!!! :cuss: :)

I'm sorry, it was almost noon on a gameday and no game day thread yet.

Hey I had good mojo on draft day. I said we would pick DJ and Colquitt. :)

You're right, my bad. I didn't see the 'stache at first......

Ungh.

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I started the game thread last week. So we went from two old veterans who won and now we are using a damn n00b? Very risky for us. Damn noobs!

what is it with n00bs?

This guy is ready...
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Must you post pictures of Jake Plummers dad on the thread?

Plummers dad? I thought that was Shanarat's cosmosexual man-partner.

bingo :thumb:

Almost game time!!!!11111111oneoneoneone

One in the same..........

You will lose. There must be a Higher Power that wouldn't want the KC Mustard & Ketchup Aged Criminals go 3-0. It would be an affront to the balance of the universe.

God is a Chiefs' fan, sorry...

So what is so unusual about that?

The Fade are 0-3, meaning all is well in the universe, meaning the Chiefs will roll tonight.

Thanks for the infusion of karma! :thumb:

hurry we only have 3 hours left to hit 100

I want this win more than anything. We bashed the Donkeys questionable off season moves and we spent big bucks on defense to help us win games just like this. The Chiefs need this victory to justify being contenders. Roaf and Dunn will be tough to over come, backups will need to play their very best DV has never won there as our coach. Let's hope he gets it tonight.

They said on 810 just now that Roaf is heading out to the field to test his hammy out. He hasn't been scratched yet. Please, please,......

I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be great to have him in there, but not at the risk of losing him for 6-8 weeks.

A BETTER REPLY HAS NEVER BEEN WRITTEN ON THE PLANET! I WISH I WAS AS TALENTED AS YOU. IF I READ IT AGAIN I'LL GET MISTY EYED!


CHIEFS FOREVER. ROCK ON WARRIOR!

chiefs'll kill em. I can feel it!

also, rep to those drinking beer tonight! :thumb:

That is great news. Thanks for the update.

I really need a Chiefs win tonight. After the Rita week-end (thank God we came out ok, and prayers to those who didn't fare so well). I sat in traffic for 24 hours and still never made it anywhere. The boys better win tonight.

just over 2 hrs till kickoff...couldn't come any faster

I say hold him out until they NEED him in the game - probably won't.

Did you have your turn signal on the whole time just to annoy the driver behind you?

I'd just like to say this about that...
 

buuuurrrrp

Game on, dammit......GAME ON........

Where's Chagrin with his giggity stuff?

Gretz just said Dunn looks good and will probably play.

No, but my mom had hers on the entire time (she was behind me). I hate evacuations. We left for nothing!

I'm wondering if they come out in the old Invesco uni's...mystery guest?

There's the BLUEPRINT!!!

:hmmm: Not a bad thought.........I see Elway suited up and on the sidelines.

Ribs are still marinating..... ohhh man.... let's get it on....

Stuart Scott's not looking at me when he talks... :grr:

Roaf out, Dunn in..

Boe out as well as Carlos Hall

What's up with Bo?

Not only that, but during the last hurricane the people who stayed got free trips to the Astrodome.

That is the $2 dollar question.

BTW Barry Sanders is inactive too.

simple. Scanlon and Grigsby are better special teams players. And we don't need a 6th receiver.

lets do this!!!

LEEERROOOOOOOYY!!!

My hatred is beginning to overflow, like lava from a red and gold volcano. I despise the other team, from their corporate-sellout logos to their smelly, spiked feet. They are repugnant, cheating, criminals whose extermination would be welcomed by proper society. They kick dogs, hog pancakes, sign Romanowskis, drive slow in the passing lane, steal quarterbacks from the Colts, and were likely involved in the My Lai massacre. They kidnap Americans in Iraq, persuade attractive women to wear baggy clothes, and are the people at the grocery store who write checks but don't pull out their checkbooks until the total is tallied. They are grotesque, malformed miscreants whose very purpose on this earth is to ruin the hopes and dreams of our gallant fans and players. They are the Hitler henchmen of the NFL, puguglies of the most vile and despicable sort. We must crush them like the vile, disease-carrying roaches that they are.

tailgate posers

I wondered if that was the Mane that got the tailgate spot, but I didn't see any "F*** You Bob" signs.

ROFL

Bronco fans BBQing. "We got brats, HOT DOGS,..."

LOL

Boy those Donks know good BBQ!

HOOAH!! CRUUUUSSSHHHH THE DONX!!

Go chiefs...Titus and I will watch the first half together...good luck.

Ahhh, our old friend Todd Sauerbrun, hopefully he yacks a couple way past their coverage right to Dante.

First.... Bronco... game... WITHOUT... CIGARETTES... :#

This is the worst craving I've had in a month. Will be going through lots of gum tonight. :banghead:

go chiefs!

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Mark Schlereth has gone insane. Dirty Bronco, beat a little kid on the rock climbing wall, imagine that.

He probably sprayed Pam in the kid's eyes beforehand. :shake:

ROFL

Stu calls out Stink for pulling the kid off the wall and then says "like nobody has ever accused Stink of cheating"...

ROFL

It's really quite simple: I want to beat the ever-living fucking shit out of that team and make their uber-arrogant fans whine like little girls who were left alone with just-paroled Uncle Ernie while Mom and Dad selfishly went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant they couldn't afford.

I want to see one thing right now:

STOP THE RUN

Man, I hope we hear Plummer get miked up, and that he does a crying Ray Lewis type.

"Coach, I'm being blitzed from everywhere. They're coming from everywhere. They're double blitzing me! It's not possible! It's so not possible!"

No, I'm just bitter. The entire evacuation itself was a fiasco. My county was not given the same treatment as Galveston because we are not tourist-y like they are.

Because of the way things happened, there have been more deaths because of heat stroke and carbon monoxide poisoning than from the actual storm.

People in Houston over-reacted because of Katrina. Even if our area would have been hit by a Cat. 5, we would not see the complete devastation that New Orleans did. We're not in a bowl.