Nick and Jessica to split. Time to get in line.
 

Per E!

Tell me Sean William Scott didn't ride her like a rented mule.......

Everyone loves the Stiffmeister.

next stop, Playboy!

You were watching E?

Yes, SNL reruns.

I'd pay some decent money to see that snatch.

Yeah, but I really want to see it -- spread open with a finger inserted.

you'll need her to get into rehab for coke and end up doing hustler

Save your cash-- Go to Arby's and stick your finger in a Big Montana.

Can't disagree. Daddy Tightass would never let his meal ticket, errr, princess do such a thing......


HEY! Do you think Nick will get pissed and sell his "private" tapes with Jessica to the highest bidder?

:spock:


ROFL

Arby's is good.

this thread was worthless, until now:


http://photos1.blogger.com/img/209/1542/640/simpson.jpg

http://www.crazydevils.ch/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

She would be awesome to hit but the high maitenance on that unit would be off the charts.

If I'm Nick, I'm releasing a video of me beating the bag out of that Casey chick....you know, Jessica's best friend/manager.

It's been said before...

"if she didn't have pu_ _ y, she wouldn't have a purpose"

I have not seen this published anywhere. Gotta link?

quit torturing us and give us pictures!#@! :cuss:

No, they're still together.

Nick just let me hit it for the weekend.

I thought I saw on tv somewhere that he was hitting some pr0n star he met at a bachelor party. Maybe that was why, she didn't want to catch the clap from her sloot ripping husband.

Coincidentally, I had Arby's.

I would like to thank Lattimer for ruining any Arby's experience I might have in the future.

Or enhancing, we'll have to wait and see......

I don't get the Arby's joke.

Alright, everyone point and laugh...

have you ever touched roast beef?

:LOL:

What do I get?

Yep. So?

Have you ever touched roast beef curtains?

I break the news around here. Although, in about 20 minutes you can expect Taco Juan to post the same thing.













Also, the US Weekly thingy below.

Dear God, make it stop.

I didn't know roast beef had curtains.

My mind isn't in the gutter yet today, it's still early though.

Explain...

ROFL

US Weekly? I'd believe gochiefs got laid before I believe anything they publish.

But I'll take your word for it.

MEAT CURTAINS MAN! The theory is that a woman's inner lips feel like warm roast beef.


:Lin:

I'm better now.

I can't simplex. it's like a gunt rolling down a hill.

have you ever had apple pie?

And all this time, we thought poop threads were cool. What little did we know.......

Thanks for spelling it out. ROFL

ROFL

[vanilla thunder] You mean the lips on their mouths? Explain. [vanilla thunder]

:p

5 Roast Beef sandwiches for $5.

hehe

i'm pretty sure it's because some vaginas look like rehydrated beef jerky

ROFL bastard

Explain.

Vanilla Thunder is confused about her down under. Heh.

:spock:

:Lin:

Ok, I'm outta this thread.

have you ever had a slim Jim?

Maybe Vanilla Thunder and gochiefs switched accounts.

ROFL

I know, I know. ROFL

Man, I am so horny now. Or hungry.

ROFL

I'm gonna go to Arby's and order a roast beef sandwich and start humping it right there in front of everyone.

they also have apple turnovers

Hey mer, I think you're going to have to bump this one for ENDelt, too.

Next time I get one, I'm just going to surreptitiously use more tongue than I normally do. Then squirt Horsey Sauce all over it.

Change the title to "Jessica Simpson got really fat"

ROFL

ROFL Ouch!

Rep.

I thought the rumor was that Johnny Knoxville had his "turn" as well......

ROFL nice.

"So you're saying there's a chance?!"

Once again, ChiefsPlanet comes through.

*Start here - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are getting a divorce.


*End here - Arby's porn.

First, that seems like a natural progression to me. Second, nothing has ended yet.

It can get much worse...I've been holding back so as not to offend the yunguns.

Which of the following reasons was the reason for the split:

1. Jessica being unreasonable about Nick having affair with porn star
2. Jessica's inability to operate even basic household appliances
3. Weight gain
4. Annoying voice/mannerisms
5. Big Roast Beef-ication of the sausage wallet (hey, you can get those 5 for $5.55)

i wonder if she digs insurance adjusters

I'm gonna go with the 5, with a coke ROFL

I'd let her adjust something else...

Arby's Porn > rape porn

ROFL ROFL

These threads are all inbred

ROFL

Maybe they reached the inevitable point in a relationship where the woman begins to hold sex hostage, and being a boyband guy who can pretty much take his pick of women, he wasn't having it. Score one for us.

Maybe he was sick of answering the phone and hearing Ashlee's shrieking voice on the other end.

Forget it, she's way more into programmers.

Man I could go for some Cheddar Fries right now

ROFL

Luckily those were recordings of Ashlee's previous phone calls, and she was just mouthing the words on the other end of the phone.

d00d triple cheese and bacon owns the BRB

ROFL
Rep worthy

there goes my anal joke

ROFL :clap: