Call for research assistants: cheerleader hair color.
Amnorix had a thread a while back about cheerleaders, and I made an observation that a disproportionate number of them were blonde.
In the running back tandems thread, the link to the running backs also had links to some cheerleader photos, as shown below. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html This group was still predominantly blonde, but not as much as Amnorix's group. As primary photo subjects, I counted: 11 blondes 8 brunettes 0 redheads 1 minority (by definition not blonde) I think we need to commission some more research to definitively answer this important question, at least as it applies to NFL cheerleaders. I am therefore asking for 32 volunteers for an important assignment. I need you to each take one NFL team, and go to their web site and check out their FEMALE cheerleaders. (Note: I think there are a few team without cheerleaders.) Then report back on hair color and hair length as follows: Code:
** - Hair extends more than one inch below earlobe, but not past base of neck *** - Hair extends past base of neck If you are willing to volunteer for this important assignment, please state a team below for which you are willing to gather data. The first person taking a team wins, so if someone beats you to the punch, then select a different team. Thank you for your support. |
Packers
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I thought all of you had too much time on your hands, but this is ridiculous.
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Im sure there are folks here that would help out and verify if the curtains match the carpet.
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I'm working on the Redskins right now.
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None since 1988. Packers discontinued their squad of official cheerleaders in large part due to fan indifference. There are no plans to return to official cheerleaders. |
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Okay, one down, 31 to go. Those benches must get awfully cold at Lambeau Field. |
Washington Redskins
Blonde: Short - 0, Med - 0, Long - 13 Brown: Short - 0, Med - 3, Long - 9 Black (White): Short - 0, Med - 0, Long - 4 Black (Minority): Short - 2, Med - 2, Long - 3 Red: Short - 0, Med - 0, Long -2 BTW, in doing this research, I think I found a team with cheerleaders that rival ours in skankiness. Must be an indian thing? :shrug: |
Dibs on the Patriots. I'll also put in dibs on the Eagles cheerleaders, unless we have more than 32 volunteers...
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http://bias.blogfodder.net/archives/...ue%2012-03.jpg |
New England Patriots:
Short Med Long Blonde 0 6 5 Brown 0 1 3 Black 0 2 2 Red 0 0 0 Minority 1 1 3 This totals 23 individuals, but there are 24 cheerleaders listed on the site. I obviously made a minor mistake somewhere/somehow, but it ain't worth my time to figure out where I went wrong.... Also, I was slightly more generous in my interpretation of medium versus long, or else everyone would be "long". Basically, I had "about shoulder length" rather than "base of neck". If it was a couple inches past the neck, then it was marked as medium. Longer than that (mid-shoulderblade'ish) or longer was "long". If you dislike my new definition, then seriously mark every one of my "mediums" as long. Other than one short-haired chick, I didn't see any that had it only down to the base of the neck or shorter. Source: http://www.patriots.com/CheerLeaders...2005cheersquad |
This is hot............
But where are all the crazy redheads?? |
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Uhm...I'll take the Falcons. |
Atlanta Falcons
Short/Medium/Long Blonde - 1/7/6 Brown - 1/4/5 Black - 0/2/0 Red - 0/0/0 Minority - 8/4/2 |
Does anyone have as damn many cheerleaders as Baltimore?
--------S/M/L Blonde--0/0/19 Brown--0/0/9 Black---0/0/0 Minority-1/0/10 Red-----0/0/0 39! And 17 guys, too! |
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...and no guys to take up precious space. |
Bucs
Short MED LONG Blonde 0 1 14 Brown 0 2 10 Black/Brown (Minority) 1 2 2 Red 0 0 0 |
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I noticed during the Pats/Falcons games that the Falcons cheerleaders had some admirable, err, assets... |
I think a more important and interesting research question would be the percentage of cheerleaders with their natural hair color...I would sacrifice anywhere from most to all of my free waking hours...seven days a week...in an effort to "uncover" the facts...all in the advancement of science of course :)
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That was one of the things I disliked about living in New England...you only get to see the Pats cheerleader for the first few games of the season. After that, all you got was the occassionally tight jogging suits. |
Saints (http://www.saintsations.org/home.html): 35 on cheerleader team picture, 27 featured as individuals. Having crummy near-sightedness (I invite Zepsinger to check my work), I will post re: 27 featured:
---------S M L Blonde* 0 0 9 Brown 0 0 5 Black(C) 0 0 3 Black(M) 0 0 5 Red** 0 0 4 * Includes bottle variety ** Includes minority with Red Hair Dye This only proves that we are beyond the 60's and 70's with respect to hair length, and that the Saints cheerleaders are hot. |
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Okay, so far we've got the following:
Washington Green Bay Atlanta Tampa Bay New Orleans New England Baltimore Additional volunteers are needed for this important project. Please claim your team now. |
I found a site that lists teams with no cheerleaders, so I'll add them to the list. If any of these teams actually do have cheerleaders, please correct me.
Washington New York Giants - no cheerleaders Green Bay - no cheerleaders Chicago - no cheerleaders Detroit - no cheerleaders Atlanta Tampa Bay New Orleans New England New York Jets - no cheerleaders Baltimore Pittsburgh - no cheerleaders Cleveland - no cheerleaders |
San Diego Chargers - 28 total cheerleaders. I think I need a cigarette now.
Short Med Long Blonde 0 1 13 Brown 0 1 5 Black 0 1 2 Red 0 0 0 Minority 0 1 4 On another note, they need to get some new uniforms for those poor girls. Their old ones have drawn up in the wash quite badly (see below). http://www.chargers.com/images/charg...005_stacie.jpg |
Arizona Cardinals - Land of the Non-Blonde Cheerleader (or at least the Non-Predominantly Blonde Cheerleader)
Short Med Long Blonde 2 3 6 Brown 0 0 11 Black 0 0 4 Red 0 0 1 Minority 0 1 6 |
Still need more volunteers for this important project. It will greatly enhance your resume.
Washington New York Giants - no cheerleaders Green Bay - no cheerleaders Chicago - no cheerleaders Detroit - no cheerleaders Atlanta Tampa Bay New Orleans Arizona New England New York Jets - no cheerleaders Baltimore Pittsburgh - no cheerleaders Cleveland - no cheerleaders San Diego |
http://org-www.philadelphiaeagles.co...cheerSquad.jsp
Philadelphia Eagles. *drools* Code:
Short Med Long http://org-www.philadelphiaeagles.co...r42_050519.jpg |
I had a friend of mine (yes, a girl) try out for the Chiefs Cheerleaders a couple of years back. They must have known this Rain Man research project was coming. She has short hair, and they told her since she had short hair, she'd have to dye it red because they had enough short haired blondes and brunettes.
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Well, yeah, but if she was trying out for an NFL cheerleading squad, you would expect that - uh, wait. Chiefs cheerleading squad. You're right. What was I thinking? |
Speaking of Chiefs, here is their cheerleading corps. Actually, I must admit that they've improved quite a bit this last year. Carla Peterson or whomever must've had a strong rookie draft.
Short Medium Long Blonde 0 2 11 Brown 0 1 9 Black 0 0 2 Red 0 0 0 Minority 0 1 6 As an aside, this gal needs to update her section on "For one day, I would like to trade places with...."http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleader/tracee/ |
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On the other hand, maybe they also know that red hair is quite alluring, and they're trying to satisfy the market. |
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I didn't know that. |
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In Denver that just might lead to advancement opportunities... |
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Eh, it's easy enough to succeed here just by being much smarter than all of the Broncos fans. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. |
The other thread reminded me. Still need more volunteers for this important project. It will greatly enhance your resume.
Washington New York Giants - no cheerleaders Philadelphia Green Bay - no cheerleaders Chicago - no cheerleaders Detroit - no cheerleaders Atlanta Tampa Bay New Orleans Arizona New England New York Jets - no cheerleaders Baltimore Pittsburgh - no cheerleaders Cleveland - no cheerleaders San Diego Kansas City |
Here is the lowdown on the Tennessee Tight Anns.
The amazing thing about this group is that there are 18 Anglo women, of whom 17 are blonde. Short Medium Long Blonde 1 1 15 Brown 0 0 1 Black 0 0 0 Red 0 0 0 Minority 1 4 9 |
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