What's on your plate this Thanksgiving?
 

Are you a conformist and have the standard fare, or are you a rebel and order out Chinese?

Since there have been no Rain Man sightings thus far today, I'll make it a poll. Go ahead and start eating, this could take awhile since I type blindfolded with one hand.

Fried turkey, mashed taters and gravy, a homebrewed Weizenbier or 2 and pumpkin pie.

I don't think I've ever tried the fried turkey. Sounds good.

You need to get a turkey fryer. It gives the guys a reason to hang around outside drinking beer, plus it has the potential to destroy half the neighborhood. What more could you want?

I can accomplish all of this without a turkey fryer, to be sure.

But I DO like the way you think.....

Right after you eat your first fried turkey you will come to the realization that you will never eat it any other way. The turkey is preinjected with marinade and then fried in Peanut Oil. The hot oil sears the inside and outside of the turkey keeping the juices in the meat and it doesn't taste oily either.

Turkey
Ham
Stuffing
Salad
Pumkin Pie

Micro Brew Oktoberfest

turkey and gravey
sausage stuffing and gravey
mashed potatoes and gravey
sweet potatoes with brown sugar and marshmallows
green beans with bacon and onions
cranberry sauce, from the can, decanted perfectly intact
pumpkin pie with real whipped cream
bottle of Gewurztraminer

they way this thread started,im surprised there wasnt gravey on the cranberry sauce..

as for my feast,turkey,dressing(dressing,not stuffing),greenbean casserole,sweet taters with marshmellows ontop,punkin pie.

10 lb. organic turkey
5 lb. organic duck
3 lbs. wild deer
2 pumpkin pies(organic pumpkiin, of course)
stuffing
whipped sweet potatoes
mashed potatoes
homemade spelt rolls
corn pudding

My wife, ever the nutritional purist, did a search to see what the first pilgrims had for Thanksgiving. Our dinner is a mix of that and the more traditional fare, at my insistence...

I QB'd a drive this year at our annual Turkey Bowl.

I feel good!

We're pretty traditional here. Turkey, mashed potatoes, corn casserole, and, of course, you have to have both apple and pumpkin pie.

Two Turkey Breasts
One spiral sliced ham
Mashed Potatos
Turkey Gravy
Crescent Rolls
Grands
Green Been
Stuffing
Corn
Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream
Apple Pie

Ham
Cornbread stuffing
sweet potato pie
beer
baked beans
deviled eggs
beer
various salads
rolls
beer
something sweet

Remnants of a meal and a dirty fork. :D

Turekey and Ham, for sure that's damn!

And taters and gravy,
and cranberry wavy

Got everything, but there's no SPAM!

In my Fam we have wild canine! Mmmmm :hmmm:

We kept if fairly simple this year. fucking outstanding though.


Turkey
Mashed taters
gravy
stuffing
rolls
green beans
deviled eggs


Oh yeah......Pumpkin pie with cream cheese icing. (Yeah I thought is sounded fuckin gross too, but it was surprisingly the best pumpkin pie I've ever eaten.)

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

All i need, Turkey, Mashed Taters, Potatoe salad, and Rolls. all i need for the Meal. For Dessert, Applie pie. Thats all i want.

Devilled eggs and a couple of tuna salad sandwiches.

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None of the above. I had a thick and juicy steak, corn on the cob, and baked beans over at dad's. But it was just the two of us.

Oops. Just noticed that steak was listed. My bad.

felt like I just crapped a football..

come to think of it,it kinda looked like one too.Lil worried what that was that looked like laces on it

Turkey
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Stuffing
Sweet potato casserole
Green Beans with cream of mushroom, topped with french onions
Real creamed corn, not that pulverised crap in a can.
Hawaiian sweet rolls
Deviled eggs
assorted Jell-o salads
Pumpkin, pecan, apple and cherry pies
Chocolate cupcakes
Cranberry sauce
Queso dip with ground beef
Corn and pinto bean salsa

Turkey
Mashed Potatoes
Stuffing (much better than the usual stuffing, this is called Far-eek, its great, its wheat)
Beef Brisket
Broccoli with Cheese
Grape Leaves
Cranberry/Pineapple Salad

Turkey & Ham