Post count poker anyone?
 

I don't normally gamble but I might in the right situation.

I hardly know her.

eh, I'm the low stack at this table--I'll have to fold

-EB-

My four "cards" aren't exactly holding up too well either...

Let's see what I have...:D

Skip's winning so far.

That would actually mean I have to see how many posts I have.

Oh sweet irony. A n00b hacked Skip's account.

There's no way a Planet veteran came up with an idea this stupid.

ROFL...I do believe this is his second post count poker thread in a year..:D

How many cards do I get to play?

I need a fifth.

I fold.

Wrong thread.

Who's winning now..:D

No clue what my post count is... I know I'm only going to get 3 cards though... Never know though, might be trips!

Fold

I can't make shit. I need more cards.

Three of a kind!

You fold with a pair? I think I'm going to bluff with my hand.

Try again..ROFL

18998...

Two Pair - 8's and 9's

WTF is going on here?

damn. it's a flush.

Hmm...

*double checks my cards*

No. Damned straight flush.

Where???

I Call

let's see where I'm at..

edit:
4,997

Just a pair of nines. Two more posts and I'd have had trip nines. :banghead:

I'm with 'calling station'
----->

I got three 5's

I reraise with my trip NINES... I totally just drew out on you dude. Sorry. :(

I got nothin.

ROFL

Is it too late to bluff?

I got the ace of spades

UHHHH... I'm not superstitious or anything, but you DO realize that is the DEATH CARD, right? I mean. Maybe you ought to put PLUMMER on that thing... :(

yes, but I like to think of it as Trent Green being our Ace of Spades, the team dies if he goes down

I have got 2 Pair.... I call

Yeah, but according to the ESPN Poker Crew, its the prettiest card in the deck.

...me too.

Nite Planet!

Four of a kind!

I dont see it?

Where?.




2 pair here

I'll have you beat with four 9s very soon.

let me think

Four 9s

One more post and I'll have a straight.

i got a lousy pair

eh, pair of 'ones'...

meh

-EB-

Fold

I WIN.......:D

Two pair; again.

...Another two pair; again.

2 pair myself again

OK, I am all in.

You'd think with my post count, I could whoop some ass. :shake:

You'll never be a player. Your post count changes so rarely.

I fold.... (I've seen that look before...

I know...I'm too much of lurker. Anyone up for Shit on Your Neighbor or Pass the Trash?

ROFL

Skip is right, hard to move that big number. Any idea what the real count is?

I Call 3 of a Kind..

bad three of a kind...

I've got 3 tens...

Subtract my count by 500,000 to find my real post count. I've been here since the beginning, but I've always been more of a lurker.

Poker Anybody 5005

Three one's and . . . um . . . no kicker.

Well how about it....

Four - Sixes

Back to life.

Trip 6's.

I win the thread.

and this thread needed a bump?

I'll draw 2...or 3...

Four aces.

If I never post again, I win and you all win too...

Couple'a nines, biatch.