Things you learn that make life harder.
 

1. Learn to shave, then them damn whiskers grow every day.:mad:

2. That first controlled orgasm. An obsession for life is started.:harumph:

3. You get your first pussy, then you are doomed to chase crazy ass women who want to control you for the rest of your life.:cuss:

4. Fall in love with the Chiefs, become doomed to see them fail at their post season efforts for decades.:banghead:

5. The interweb, then you just cannot get away, BBs, porn, news, porn, shopping, porn, porn, porn, porn

That's life though.

its our lot in life :sulk:

Things you learn that make life easier:

1. Sometimes if you flush the turds one at a time you won't clog up an American Standard.

2. If you drink a big glass of water and take a couple aspirin before bed, you can easily avoid a bad hangover.

3. This too, shall pass.

That infuriating cockiness is hot.

That there isn't an outfit out there that isn't sexier paired with high heels.

That I can drink a case of beer.

One day you wake up and you're done with school and have to work at a job and be a real person finally. For the next 40 years.

I now understand why so many people here have such a crush on me.

It is the ying to the sulty/slutty yang

Make it stilletos and all eyes will glance.

Nothing like a piss drunk female busting our balls.ROFL

You do look sexy in high heels, baby.

Merry Christmas mommy

I think I understand the Question?

I bribed Endelt with a blow job if he beats you up for a few minutes.

Endelts going to get his ass kicked. But it will probably be worth it.

OoOh second party sadism.:thumb:

Damm-you are a mean drunk

-sounds like a good bribe, but I allready said I would buy him a beer, and a free beer probably would beat your tired old BJ-he could get that anytime-lol

I meant to say, I don't think I understand-but that was apparent with this stupid post.

I think I got slammed by a halfwit. :(

Obviously I got that venereal disease from Taco.

[QUOTE=Mer]I think I got slammed by a halfwit. :(

If I slammed ya it would have been the best two minutes of your life baby! :Pimp:

I warned you about having Internet sex with me.

[QUOTE=Halfcan]Two whole minutes? Exagerating just a bit, aren't we?

lol what up Luv-I havn't been getting any luv letters from ya lately-are you two timing me?

I haven't exactly seen any from you either. And here you are talking about slamming Mer. :harumph:

At least you warned her-lol but some broads you just can't talk any sense into.

At least I didn't give her VD like Taco did-he even warned her, but she was drunk and horny.

Never leave home without protection. Not that I pick up guys, but I've had a friend who feared a similar situation. She carried it on her, in case he didn't. Of course, she's settled down now. No point to the story.

I like how everyone is fixated on the STD and not at the horrible proposition of sleeping with a Bronco fan.

Jared Allen would never love me then.

I have learned that not using condoms in high school can lead to children that make life harder

LOl words of wisdom.

Yep still 21 here

HArd for folks to knock what they've tried. I picked it up from somewhere, ya know?

in order to get along with people, you need to treat them like they treat you. Then you will get along fine until you realize what you have become...them

Better to kick their asses and get toothy blowjobs, I guess.

must resist.

Don't make me prove it.

I can drink a case of beer if I start out at like 10 in the morning...

This type of drinking usually only occurs at a barbaque that leads to a party that leads to going to the bar that leads to an after party.

I've learned that once you start making money, you never get to stop.

:hmmm:

my mommy warned me about boys like you

vlad -

1. ... and it only gets worse from there. I'm dreading have to worry about ear hair, cause I know its coming. Or you break down and finally shave off your goatee and Mer drops you like a brick.

apparently, i talk too much

A girl Talk to Much....


Naw :rolleyes:

I'll be delighted to enlighten the lovely woman.

I dare you to eat the food i serve next time.

dare. you.

shut up internt boy
i'm too drunk to bandy wits with you

i have a reputation you klnow

6ish at the bar 5 at home no im on my 5th i think i should sobershower

yes and no.

Why are you asking?


You CIA or something

I think you should videocam shower.

Diddy! Where ya been?

luv2rite, i think you're neato.

course i kinda like chiefs4me too.

married, overworked, underpaid and most definitely under appreciated

Okay, was that supposed to be a slam or a compliment? True feelings come out when you're drunk. To each their own.

Let's just say she's a "kitty lover" too

Goes double for me, maybe the three of us should hook up sometime? lol, You girls wish.

Ever notice Vlads threads are like him-they seem to go on forever and drift off the subject easy.

We do?

Thats what happens when a rock star starts threads.

awww don't hurt my feelings.

i'm awfully fond of you and would let you sit on my lap.

I thought you just went through a divorce?

I've often suspected that Vlad is Keith Richards

You're fine. I was just thinking we'd prefer a different third party.

Nope we got back together on my birthday. I got 52 stitches the rest is quite sketchy. However I have formed the opinion that canadians can't fight

Oh.




Okay.

There is a long detailed explanation that I'm not going to go into. However if you do a search there is, believe it or not, a whole thread dedicated to my madness.

Quite possibly but not according to the enquirer

Okay then, come up to Independence, I will be waiting.

That just when you think you can trust someone, you find out you can't.

I don't believe any of ya have mastered 2. yet

Got my heart broke this week. Not so sure how much more I can take of this. Tequila sounds pretty good. Can you courier some to Spfld?

To go along with that, if you have a good friend, keep in contact with them no matter where they move, because true friends are hard to come by.

Yeah. This is true as well. A true friend is difficult to find, someone you can really connect with who "gets you". Probably the most difficult thing to come by in life.

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big ****ing teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big ****in' teeth on ya'. And he's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Jen, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

i'm available... :D :D :D

So am I the bear or the bunny? Interesting.

"get you"?

there must be dozens and dozens of guys who would like to get you...

i can think of at least a dozen of us right here on the planet... :D :D :D

The bear.

Big ****ing claws man. Big claws...

bare bunny?

isn't that one of those oxycleans, er... i mean oxymorons?

i mean how can a furry bunny be bare?

oh, i guess you could shave your bunny...

:hmmm:

Learned that lesson TWICE this past year, I know where you'er coming from darlen.
Cheer up, Santa is gonna be nice to ya ;)

I would think Keith Richards would agree, but he has had a life most men can only dream about.