How close are you to being an old man?
 

Please answer the above poll as a quiz. Give yourself one point for each behavior you currently exhibit.


If you score:


0 to 6 points - You're a teenager, either physically or at heart.
7 to 12 points - You're an adult, but you're not in danger of being old...yet.
13 to 18 points - You're old, but you're still fighting it.
19 or more points - You're old, and you know it.

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Who the hell needs a poll?

I thought this is what the whole age thing was for

Age is just a number.

I scored a 13, which is lower than I expected.

Old age is a state of mind.

4 here. I guess that's a good thing, eh?

Hell, I only scored a 4. I'm pretty proud of myself on that one.

Where is the "all of the above" option?

Old man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you....were...
(sung in most grating Neil Young Impersonator's voice)

Gee willikers!! A bordline 1. I have my alarm set for 5:50 a.m., but I invariably hit the snooze at least twice.

cool song

define old man

Senility does that to a person Simp. I think you were referring to the sleep number on your bed.

Oddly enough, Bob Dole's answers (8) would have been the remarkably similar 25 years ago.

I had only 12 points, but I was shocked today when I learned that Angie Dickenson is 74!

Exactly.

Rausch's g/f is now a grandma and Dole is banging chix her daughter's age...

I know I am getting towards old but only answer affirmatively 2 times in the poll above. This is obviously a flawed poll and I blame it on the Indians!

Bring back our Rainman! :cuss:

Only got an 11 and I have 4 grandkids.

Heck, I'm just a youngster.

I got zero, but I thought "Slayer's like this" quite a few times... so I went through again and got 13 for him ROFL ....just like I always tell him... he's a crotchety old teenager.

Only 9 out of 34 people so far think they're crotchety? This is partially explained by the fact that 11 get confused a lot, but there's still a lot of denial going on around here.

None of those apply to me, but I'd like to be an old man.

"You kids get offa my lawn!"
"(sigh)These kids today, with their hair and their clothes and that racket called 'The Rock and the Roll'..."

I got half way through the poll but got to tired to finish. Can you add an all of the above option. :skip:

Heh, skated by with a 4, even though I'm in the middle of middle aged.

7 of those 9 votes belong to Bob Dole.

Damn, I'm having trouble finding more then one to vote for.

I'm looking forward to senility. I won't have to buy as many drugs then.

Thank you Kevin,I've been trying to tell the mrs for a few years now that I'll always be a teenager at heart now I can show her this.

I scored a whopping 2. This poll is obviously skewed.

Angie Dickenson may be 74 but a lot of Angie Dickenson is much newer than that.

I scored a 2.