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siberian khatru 02-05-2006 09:21 PM
I hate my wife
 
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

Hammock Parties 02-05-2006 09:22 PM
fuck her brains out.

007 02-05-2006 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can by a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
ROFL ROFL Shoot her. ROFL

JBucc 02-05-2006 09:23 PM
Divorce

gblowfish 02-05-2006 09:23 PM
Sometimes the truth really hurts.

Bowser 02-05-2006 09:24 PM
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

greg63 02-05-2006 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can by a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
:spock:

mcan 02-05-2006 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JBucc
Divorce

Well stated.

NJ Chief Fan 02-05-2006 09:25 PM
what a rotten thing to say :shake: tell her to STFU

leviw 02-05-2006 09:27 PM
Be sure she reads this thread and understands the impact of her words worldwide.

Dunit35 02-05-2006 09:28 PM
its reach around time.

KCFalcon59 02-05-2006 09:29 PM
Pure evil

siberian khatru 02-05-2006 09:30 PM
Anal sex is exactly what she's looking for. So to get back at her, I'll just give her boring missionary sex instead. Then to really punish her, I won't let her have our usual threesome with the Polynesian neighbor chick this week.

BigMeatballDave 02-05-2006 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
ROFL

DomerNKC 02-05-2006 10:15 PM
no austrailian kisses for 6 months.

dilligaf 02-05-2006 11:22 PM
Now I hate her, too. :cuss:

Woody Paige 02-05-2006 11:25 PM
Your wife is a whore.

SPchief 02-05-2006 11:27 PM
Whoa, someone forgot to log out of their dupe account

dilligaf 02-05-2006 11:31 PM
Nobody has to pay you fifty first, do they? :cuss:

Chief Henry 02-06-2006 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gopaint
fuck her brains out.



rep ROFL

ck_IN 02-06-2006 08:51 AM
Wow, an honest woman. I didn't know those existed.

Extra Point 02-06-2006 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
ROFL beedybeedy Hole in one, Buck

Garcia Bronco 02-06-2006 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Fat Elvis 02-06-2006 09:20 AM
It seems like your wife understands that Carl Peterson is the GM.

Skip Towne 02-06-2006 09:23 AM
Smart girl.

ptlyon 02-06-2006 12:31 PM
It is only the truth that hurts.

memyselfI 02-06-2006 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
She's brutally honest and married to a YES fan...

I like her. :)

memyselfI 02-06-2006 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
ROFL

Chiefs Express 02-06-2006 01:44 PM
What kind of jail time are you facing?

Inspector 02-06-2006 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
Anal sex is exactly what she's looking for. So to get back at her, I'll just give her boring missionary sex instead. Then to really punish her, I won't let her have our usual threesome with the Polynesian neighbor chick this week.
Get her where it hurts...

QuikSsurfer 02-06-2006 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:
i would divorce the crap out of her. Or just do her anal.

David. 02-06-2006 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
ROFL

Iowanian 02-06-2006 02:53 PM
If she's going to talk like a br0nc0 fan...she might as well catch a donkey punch.

tk13 02-06-2006 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.
It's no long distance runaround, that's for sure.

Chiefs Express 02-06-2006 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian
If she's going to talk like a br0nc0 fan...she might as well catch a donkey punch.
Is that anything like a monkey bite?

SPchief 02-06-2006 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefs Express
Is that anything like a monkey bite?

Don't lie, you've been on the recieving end of a donkey punch.

Chiefs Express 02-06-2006 03:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief
Don't lie, you've been on the recieving end of a donkey punch.
Can't say so. Wrong era.

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-06-2006 03:42 PM
I'm on my 4th marriage. First three wives passed away.
1st wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
2nd wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
3rd wife was shot.
Because she wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms.


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