My New Car
 

Well, the kid down the street lost his paper route and I just had to help him out. I have always wanted one of these. I think it needs Nitrous, but other than that it is perfect.

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you have always wanted a bright yellow and black, piece of shit, ricer?

perfect for an tragic accident in an insurance scam. that car's a piece of sh&t.

Why yes, yes I have. It is a Civic!

Perhaps the picture is from a bad angle. :hmmm:

Perhaps? Perhaps you should get a mans car/truck. That car is made for high school kids. You must be a big fan of "The Fast and the Furious."

April Fools?

Ya think, I haven't been here for long but even I know HemiEd isn't rollin' in a civic.

Has to be. Ed is 100% made in the USA!
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I smelled April fool when I saw the ricer civic.

Tiem to unpeemp ze ride!

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dangit.
busted.
I did drink some Austrailian wine last week. :p

Just when I think you couldn't do something any more stupid.....you go and totally redeem yourself.

I thought I was gonna have to pull your musclecar liscense

I am quite capable of stupid stuff, but that is not one of them. How is your project coming?

Spring is trying to get here, the insurance goes into effect on the Barracuda today and I gotta go pick up the boat. Fun Times!

I'm out searching today for a three speed tranny with overdrive for the Scooby van.

Wow, that should be a task. I would suspect they are getting hard to find. Heck, they were hard to find 20 years ago.

Ya, if I can't find one, i'm going to have to get 700r4 and make a custom hanger to mount it.

I'm also trying to find 3.73 gears

The project is slow but sure. The 351 with the raised port heads are the same as trying to fit a big block into a 65. It wont fit. So I am in the process of switching the suspension and shock towers from a 68 into it.

It's not as fun as driving it, but fun just the same. I will have to just settle for hotrodding around in the 05 GT for now.

As you can see....there's no room for headers.

G'day, Mate! :p

You see, this is where a Hemi would be a good choice. The exhaust ports go down. :D

Nice job on that Ed. These days Im not much of an American Made fan. In the old days, Mustangs were for me, had a few in my day.

I understand the concept. But the block would also be wider. Thusly the port would still break in a spot that would make me alter. Besides, cross breading is just tacky.

Nice pic though.

I can not take any credit on this Duster of my Buddie's. It is actually a 605 inch Indy Hemi, the 302 Chevy Air Cleaner is a nice touch though.


The early Mustang is kind of Narrow between the fenderwells for sure, it was Falcon based I think. I guess that is why they used that 260-302 little motor, it is even smaller head to head than a SBC.

You're right. It's the Falcon engine compartment. After 66 they widened it about 5 inches. That's all it needed to go from a 289 to a 428.

I need some help financing this thing.

No ricer is complete with out a tacky racing wing welded onto the trunk, and an oversized big penis muffler.

Heh, I’m with yea, Ed.
We’ll strip it down to nothing but the basic necessities, stick a fart can exhaust and one of those electric turbo’s on it then go around breaking one off in Corvette owners. ;)

Falcon or a Fairlane? I thought he built the Mustang on a Fairlane chassis.

PhilFree:arrow:

I cant say the fairlane isnt the same. But I know for sure the falcon chassis is the same exact chassis. I also know that some but not all of the fairlane parts interchange, where all falcon chassis related parts do fit the mustang. That all may have changed by the early 70s.

Nice but I thought you were strictly an American muscle car kind of guy?

Somebody didn't check the date.

Now you are talking! I know where I can get that stuff to. I want the Bi-PLane wings that looks like a shoe closet shelf, for Paris Hilton.

Yeah, that turbo thing will blow their doors off if we get some nitrous! Yeah, that's it, Nitrous!

You'll know alot more about it then me but I had a '95 Mustang GT Conv. at one time so one day I picked up a Mustang magazine and read about it. It was a fun car but not as fun as my '04 Vette.


PhilFree:arrow:

The 05 mustang is closer to the 04 Vette on the fun meter. Both cars are fun to push. The 05 and up mustangs are built on the Jaguar S type chassis. Made the whole car much more rigid. They handle as better than they ever have. The 2011 is supposed to have 412 ponies w/390 ft. lbs of torque.

Of course none of these tubs will run with my ol' 65. It's 2900 lbs, w/500 horses and 500 ft/lbs of torque. With chassis upgrades, brake upgrades, and a stiff suspension. Its no world beater or anything. But it rings the bell on the fun meter.

I still enjoy the hell out of my 05 pony.

always wanted one. Now i do.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2mrRWI87b...589fdcae66.jpg

I was about to suggest that very thing. A 700r4 should do the trick pretty well, I would think.

Have fun finishing up.

Talk to Luv, she'll co-sign for you.

Cool, she does that for people? That is very nice of her.

I think you have to go on a couple of dates with her first...

so "Hemi" ed buys a POS Japanese rice burner.....FAIL

You don't like the rims?

Too bad...

I love those cars. Especially when you get into it a bit and get to hear that powerful sounding WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This thread is full of win.

He needs to add one of those whistles to the exhaust. I’ve heard that alone adds 10 MPH to the top end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitGk...eature=related

That dude in the Raider's cap cracked me up. It goes WOOOOOOOO! ROFL

Como strikes again

The 66 Fairlane was a mid size, larger than the early Mustang and Falcons. The 67 Mustang got about the Fairlane size, so maybe they adopted that platform. I am no Ford expert, but I think even the 65 and earlier were a little larger as well. Of course, at one time, the Fairlane was a full size.

ugly!

Dude that, some stick on flames, a big wing on back and you should be in the 9’s easy.

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CoMo wrong? I guess pigs can fly.

"You get an F!" She owned him. ROFL

All the high school guys around here drive Scion's.

Heh, I would have to call BULLSHIT. :)

I just remembered that I have an '05 Mustang too. I bought it for my daughter. It's!


















Got a 6 banger in it though.

PhilFree:arrow:

You are a good Dad. :thumb:

Well - good you helped him out. I probably would have done the same thing but I definately would not have kept the car. I just HATE rice or anything that even resembles it...Just wired that way.

TEX, is that a Shelby (GT500 - are those one in the same?) in your av? I was right behind one of those yesterday. It looked just like that one in your avatar. That thing sounded bad ass. Wish I had one. :(

ROFL Oh not me, I love them as most people around here can attest to. Oh and happy April 2nd!

Yep. it's an '09 GT500. I pulled the trigger and bought one a year and a half ago when prices REALLY dropped. I was pricing the same car in the summer of '08 and it was $12K more than it went for just 4 months later in November. So, I was able to heavily mod the car for less than what it would have cost me had I bought it in July. It's my weekend car (when it's sunny) and it's a BLAST (literally) to drive...Wouldn't want to try and drive it in the rain though...

Same to ya! I feel that way about all muscle cars - old and new.

Bet my '09 "Tub" will...

Need the gas mileage with today's prices.

She still holding up strong Ed?

heh, was this thread a joke Ed? Ive never seen this thread before.


ROFL

It's a real hoot, especially with the coffee can muffler.

Is that an April fools joke?

I believe Nitrous Oxide is pronounced "NAAAAAAAAAUUUCE"

Oh...damnit! you got me.....just noticed the original creation date of the thread. LOL

it's gotta be slow. there aren't any 'scare stickers' on it.

LOL! Somehow I don't see YOU in a ricer. No way I could ever drive one let alone own one. But hey - to each his own. Have FUN with it!

:LOL: Tex you should read YOUR previous posts in this thread. ROFL

HAHAAA you had me for just a second, Ed... and it took me a bit to notice the date.

Double whammy.

This would be a sweet car for you Ed. I approve!

I think you are on the paperwork as the 2nd owner.

Ill co-sign no problem

You just can't beat a Honda

I beg to differ.
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I think this is funnier than all of get out. And I don't know why.

Dinny