I'm calling out the new night crew
 

You guys suck. No poop threads, nothing. Here I am, trying to be entertained for 15 or 20 minutes before I crash and you guys let me down. It's pathetic.

What has become of the once proud night crew?

We became lackadaisical

I was busy looking a porn.

We lack daisy chains.

Oh apparently Mecca is on the ball.

I'm trying to get some good wake up music.

I didnt Know we were on night crew time already

I'm getting older. Anything past 9:30 is night time.

Some people go to bed early......damn old codgers.

Same here; I thought night crew time started at around 11:45.

However, my last poop was roughly the size and shape of my colon and had to plunge in order to dispose of it. :D

Thank you.

A buddy of mine would tell you that's what you get for taking an industrial crap in a residential toilet.

Oh that's nothing, I was at my parents house the other day. My 15 year old sister took a shit so bad, the smell floated out of the bathroom and stunk up the entire house. It smelled like someone died in the bathroom and had been there for a week.

I didn't think women took dumps. :shrug:

ROFLROFLROFL

I could really go for a nice ear of corn on the cob right now.

It can't be a night crew thread when most of the day crew is posting in it.


But, anyways I'm here so we can start our night thread business.

That may explain a lot of German porn.

ROFL


You are obviously one of the world’s top, leading authorities on the subject.

Much like a migrant Mexican we've crossed the border and are looking to steal your jobs and lower the wages in several menial industries.

I had a girlfriend that would come in the bathroom and shit in there if you were showering, or just standing there combing your hair or whatever. She didn't care if you knew she had to shit......she would also say the always lovely female line "hold on I have to take a shit".

Now all we need is Luv and the night crew will be well established.

Are you German? Maybe she thought that would turn you on.

Well I plan on being a teacher when I graduate so I'm not so sure Mexicans can take my job.

ROFL

It was kind of creepy actually.

No, but they can kill your wages by over-populating the schools without paying taxes.

You better learn Spanish or you won't have many kids to teach before to long.

...Without having to learn English.

I need more details before I can properly assess this situation. Did she grunt? Were gurgling noises involved? Courtesy flushes? Details man, details.

As long as the Mexicans can play high school football I can still bring in some sort of income.

Beat me to it! :banghead:

No, but the field will be well maintained.

You should be used to that by now.

True.

True again. :banghead:

But at least I have my 8 ball.

They'll use it to grow strawberries, seeing how well they can pick them.

So, let's think. Mexican football players. There was Anthony Munoz, but it can be argued that he only played so that he could hang out in locker rooms. Other than that who is there?

...Not sure, but we better recruit some or else who will provide the TO types with quality weed.

lol...the guy from The Longest Yard. I can't think of his name though.

Adam Sandler?

Well, I would post.





But the server is to busy at the current moment. :)

Yep.

The sever couldn't handle the 40 people who were on the planet.

...Night crew is too much for it.

The problem with Mexican football players, I've heard, is that they have assholes the size of mason jars.

So they play center?

Are they carrying little mexicans inside?

...After a heaping serving of chili.

No not him. The guy who wants to play every position and tries to be QB and K but sucks at it.

Antwan Randle El?

What are you doing online tonight? Thought you were working a new shift for the week. :hmmm:

I thought he was making reference to the remake vs the original. :doh!:

Obviously haven't been using it well have ya? :p

I was given tonight and tomorrow night as my days off, and then it's back to third shift Wednesday and Thursday.

ROFLROFL

Nope....er I mean my 8 ball has been on a much needed sabbatical.

Well enjoy these 2 nights then.

:thumb:
Thank you my friend; I shall endeavor to do so, however, you really should do something about the response your inferior 8 ball is giving you in your avatar. It is most assuredly mistaken :p :D

This is pretty random, so it seemed like the right thread to post it in.

I just saw Kraft's new Mac N Cheese Comercial on Comedy Central.

a paraphrasing:

Dude 1 walks by Dude 2 in the Living room chair who is eating with a spoon.

Dude 1: Whatcha eatin?

Dude 2: Cottage Cheese

Dude 1: Um , cottage cheese doesn't come in a milk carton.

(they then show us the chunky, clotty reside on Dude 2's spoon and that he is, in fact eating out of a milk carton)

Dude 2: Oh....

(Music plays-"Hungry Try Kraft Mac N Cheese" (or some such drivel))

Pretty disgusting. Course it doesn't really put me in the mood to eat macaroni either (especially since that usually requires milk in the recipe).

You post this thread at 10:49 PM, say you're going to bed in 15 to 20 minutes, and you're calling out the night crew? Puzzy.

We're better than everyone and we know it!

Well I didn't get much sleep today and I'm sitting here dosing off at my key board; so considering the relative inactivity of the board caused by constant server problems I think it's time for a nap.

Nite Planet!

ROFL ROFL :clap:

I'd go on, but it's no fun when he's not here to throw shit back.

I am sure he will check again tomorrow. Go for it. ROFL

Damn it, I missed out on posts because I was on the phone with a chick.

Get your priorities straight will ya. :rolleyes: ROFL

Sometimes pretty blonde girls are more important than the planet......especially when I'm single.

OK. We will let it pass this time. :shake: ROFL

I don't know how you married/g/f people have time to post at all on here. I'm just single and working the field and it takes away alot of my time.

heh working the field to me ususally means jim beam, jack danials, and crown royal.

ha...ahhahah.......hahahah

You all suck going to bed all early and shit

Hey, that's not what the wife said; besides I came back. :D

:shake: ROFL

ROFL
I know, I know. TMI

I was laughing more at the "I came back" comment then anything though. ROFL

Personally, I would do that in the reverse order. :)

Eh, what else am I gonna do. :D

Hang around for more. :hmmm:

:hmmm:

He's baaaaaack :eek: