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KChiefsQT 04-22-2006 07:47 PM

Do you know your sex IQ???
 
I got a 96.... Check this link out: (It's quick and funny, then post your results, If you dare.) Once you do this, don't ruin it for everyone else!!!

http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=37405

BigMeatballDave 04-22-2006 07:53 PM

ROFL Too funny! 70. I'm a loser...

Phobia 04-22-2006 07:53 PM

I got a 9.

Incher.

KChiefsQT 04-22-2006 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
I got a 9.

Incher.

haHAHHAHA

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 07:57 PM

Where have you been young lady? I've been worried sick!!

JBucc 04-22-2006 07:57 PM

The cm confused me. Good thing I carry a measuring tape with me for situations just like this.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
I got a 9.

Incher.

How long is it when it's hard?

KChiefsQT 04-22-2006 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Where have you been young lady? I've been worried sick!!

out of town for a couple weeks. missed me did ya? :p

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
How long is it when it's hard?

You don't remember?

Nzoner 04-22-2006 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBucc
The cm confused me. Good thing I carry a measuring tape with me for situations just like this.

No shit,i just took a guess.

Hammock Parties 04-22-2006 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
How long is it when it's hard?

4 inches.

He has one of those "slinky" dicks.

Nzoner 04-22-2006 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs
4 inches.

He has one of those "slinky" dicks.

Hot babe my ass

StcChief 04-22-2006 08:08 PM

2.54 cm to inch

tommykat 04-22-2006 08:09 PM

I'm owned.....chit head. :D

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommykat
I'm owned.....chit head. :D

If you take the test again and answer honestly it gives you the actual score.

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 08:13 PM

How did QT get a 96 on a test with 20 questions? I knew she was lying.

KChiefsQT 04-22-2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
How did QT get a 96 on a test with 20 questions? I knew she was lying.

each answer is worth 5% smart one.

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefsQT
each answer is worth 5% smart one.

ROFL

You color, no?

Sure-Oz 04-22-2006 08:19 PM

haha i knew it would be sent to u i put i was a virgin!!!

Sure-Oz 04-22-2006 08:19 PM

There is also a "who is your crush" version btw.

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefsQT
each answer is worth 5% smart one.

So how did you get a 96? 19 right would be 95.

KChiefsQT 04-22-2006 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
haha i knew it would be sent to u i put i was a virgin!!!

thats wa they all say... ROFL 8 cm's.

KChiefsQT 04-22-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
So how did you get a 96? 19 right would be 95.

shhh.. or i'll spill your frequent use of sex toys

Sure-Oz 04-22-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefsQT
thats wa they all say... ROFL 8 cm's.

ROFL i need to find the crush one, ive gotten many with that one, they never seem to fall for the sex one :(

chiefsfaninNC 04-22-2006 08:22 PM

Damn it!

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefsQT
shhh.. or i'll spill your frequent use of sex toys

Would you please? It might drum up some interest.

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
haha i knew it would be sent to u i put i was a virgin!!!

Damage control.

Sure-Oz 04-22-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefsfaninNC
Damn it!

LOL, i can't believe people fall for em, ill admit i fell for the crush one though like 2 years ago. :deevee:

ChiefFripp 04-22-2006 08:23 PM

Have you ever had sex with an animal? Yes...I mean No! No Gawdammit!

Jilly 04-22-2006 08:23 PM

you son of a whore

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefFripp
Have you ever had sex with an animal? Yes...I mean No! No Gawdammit!

It was a very horny primate. I don't see why that can be held against me.

chiefsfaninNC 04-22-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
LOL, i can't believe people fall for em, ill admit i fell for the crush one though like 2 years ago. :deevee:


That's why they call me a noob!

Nzoner 04-22-2006 08:26 PM

The question about the places to have sex was pretty lame

beach,stairs,table and whatever else























Yeah,who am I kidding I'm just lucky to get it in bed

listopencil 04-22-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nm_dbf
2.54 cm to inch


That sucks, I thought it was two.

ChiefFripp 04-22-2006 08:26 PM

I was waiting for a really sick photo of a corpse and a hideous scream to pop up. I hate those damn things!

Sure-Oz 04-22-2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefFripp
I was waiting for a really sick photo of a corpse and a hideous scream to pop up. I hate those damn things!

That reminds of that video where the dad shows the kid the maze thing and scares the shit out of him. ROFL

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner 338
The question about the places to have sex was pretty lame

beach,stairs,table and whatever else























Yeah,who am I kidding I'm just lucky to get it in bed


none of the places seemed particularily awkward.

Jilly 04-22-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner 338
The question about the places to have sex was pretty lame

beach,stairs,table and whatever else























Yeah,who am I kidding I'm just lucky to get it in bed


I kept looking for that "other" category...I should have known then.

ChiefFripp 04-22-2006 08:28 PM

I put "2" for how straight are you. Damn Johnny Depp and his sexy pirate outfit!

listopencil 04-22-2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
none of the places seemed particularily awkward.


Yeah, I know. We did it on a kiddy slide in the middle of the night. That was awkward.

Hammock Parties 04-22-2006 08:29 PM

Dammit! Now KChiefsQT knows I'm a virgin.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefFripp
I put "2" for how straight are you. Damn Johnny Depp and his sexy pirate outfit!

If I could get him to purr "do we have an accord?" before he bends me over a treasure chest every night before I went to bed, that would be ok...

But he's gay in everything else.

Sure-Oz 04-22-2006 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil
Yeah, I know. We did it on a kiddy slide in the middle of the night. That was awkward.

its hard to **** while swinging on the swing set i admit. ROFL

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefFripp
I put "2" for how straight are you. Damn Johnny Depp and his sexy pirate outfit!

Dude - okay.... if I laughed hysterically at that does it mean I should have put a "2" as well?

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:32 PM

I'm now getting tons of porn spam.

I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow.

listopencil 04-22-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Dammit! Now KChiefsQT knows I'm a virgin.


That was fairly obvious. I'm worried that QT now thinks I only have a 7.48 inch penis.

Nzoner 04-22-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
none of the places seemed particularily awkward.

Yeah,I looked for the wall outside of my freshman algebra class and it wasn't there.

chiefsfaninNC 04-22-2006 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil
That was fairly obvious. I'm worried that QT now thinks I only have a 7.48 inch penis.


Your a Donkey fan. She knows you are cheating.

JBucc 04-22-2006 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil
That sucks, I thought it was two.

Me too, I guess I shorted myself

Donger 04-22-2006 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
It was a very horny primate. I don't see why that can be held against me.

It wouldn't make much sense to hold a non-horny primate against you, now would it?

Nzoner 04-22-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitsMagee
I kept looking for that "other" category...I should have known then.

Something tells me before this evening is through we'll be seeing a new sex thread.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:46 PM

I dunno. I like it when they fight.

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
I dunno. I like it when they fight.

You talking about n00bs? Yeah, it's no fun if they don't fight back.

InChiefsHeaven 04-22-2006 08:49 PM

Ummm...110%. I got all the extra credit right too...

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
You talking about n00bs? Yeah, it's no fun if they don't fight back.

we'd have the best sex honey.

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell
Ummm...110%. I got all the extra credit right too...

Ah yes, of course.... the hampster question. Congratulations.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell
Ummm...110%. I got all the extra credit right too...

Please tell me you ****ed your cousin and not your mother.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:51 PM

grr phil

Phobia 04-22-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
grr phil

If you'll do my old lady, I'm willing to remove my response.

Nzoner 04-22-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
Ah yes, of course.... the hampster question. Congratulations.




Thank god I had finished that drink of margarita before reading that.

Donger 04-22-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
I dunno. I like it when they fight.

ROFL

I like being submissive.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:54 PM

we'll give you an easy safe word then.

like... beans.

Over-Head 04-22-2006 08:55 PM

:banghead: I got owned
but then again I just smoked a cannon :bong: so who cares?

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
If you'll do my old lady, I'm willing to remove my response.

I'll do yours if you do mine.

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
we'll give you an easy safe word then.

like... beans.

Oh groan, another Donger-Mer thread.

Katipan 04-22-2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Oh groan, another Donger-Mer thread.

Awesome 39,000th post.

Nzoner 04-22-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
I'll do yours if you do mine.

I woulda thunk that would've gotten an immediate NO from Phildo,not so sure I want to hang out with him Monday or not.

Donger 04-22-2006 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Oh groan, another Donger-Mer thread.

Never waste a hard-on, old timer.

Donger 04-22-2006 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
we'll give you an easy safe word then.

like... beans.

It already wants to "nibble on" my balls. Please don't bring up beans.

Phobia 04-22-2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner 338
I woulda thunk that would've gotten an immediate NO from Phildo,not so sure I want to hang out with him Monday or not.

I'm still waiting for a picture of her mom.

Katipan 04-22-2006 09:05 PM

She wants to cowgirl ENDelt, I must pee on all my boys for their own safety.

Katipan 04-22-2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm still waiting for a picture of her mom.

heh. Was that a shot in the dark, or am I yelling at Brian later?

Phobia 04-22-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
heh. Was that a shot in the dark, or am I yelling at Brian later?

You pick the answer that brings you the most pleasure.

Skip Towne 04-22-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
Awesome 39,000th post.

Hey, you noticed!!

Mr. Laz 04-22-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
none of the places seemed particularily awkward.

that's my girl :clap:

Katipan 04-22-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Hey, you noticed!!

I notice everything about you, sexy.

greg63 04-22-2006 09:10 PM

My sex IQ is so high it is not measurable with current technical capability.

Phobia 04-22-2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
I notice everything about you, sexy.

Great, now all the times you called me "babe" just became dilluted and meaningless.

Katipan 04-22-2006 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
Great, now all the times you called me "babe" just became dilluted and meaningless.

I bet you'd happily share a summer camp cabin with the boys on my CP sexy list.

Phobia 04-22-2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan
I bet you'd happily share a summer camp cabin with the boys on my CP sexy list.

I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm guessing I'd be an unwilling participant.


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