What happens when Joe Satriani and Trent Green get together?
 

Pure distilled film awesomeness, that's what.

Trent Green Highlight Film

Old videos also still available:

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/

I've switched to using the xvid video codec, so that may help out our Mac users. You can download the codec here for both Windows and Mac.

http://www.xvidmovies.com/codec/

ali chiefs is a homo.

Start posting again.

Hootie, you're a degenerate dipshit.

GoChiefs, your hiatus didnt last longer, Im disappointed. It was, however, 5 glorious days of CP.

i do, however, look forward to more quality such as this. Good job.

A rare Gochiefs sighting.

2 of my favorite dudes. Thanks for posting this!

because your dumbass decided to be a dickwad.

It seems to me that GoChiefs does a lot more positive for the site than you, bud.

hey were are the vids of him fumbling?

Skip Towne agrees with you!

Is their anyone on here that you do like. All you post are insults, lame ones at that. You still have a ways to go to be Matrix, but you are getting closer with every post.

Hootie likes me. I support his efforts.

Welcome back, Mr. GoChiefs.

FAX

I could name about 10 people that I like.

Like really isn't the right word, either.

there's three in this thread...

Phobia, Fax and GoChiefs.

I usually enjoy their posts. The whole Croyle/Montana thing GoChiefs decided to do was extreme, but the LJ highlight video gets me every time.

Ditto.

Oh...that was just a joke. I was here the whole time.

That's because you don't know jack shit, n00b.

Exactly right. His rep just got a little closer to rock bottom as well. All indications are it will sink even lower.

Obviously, you recognize high quality when you see it. I hope Skip and Ali don't show up slinging monkey dung.

It's OK, Skip, I know where you stand when it comes to GoChiefs:

I'm pretty sure it's much higher now than it's ever been.

Yep

It's Hali, suckafish... and I have a monkey dung catapult.

You're right.

Since I've only been on this site for a few months, I get to form my own educated opinions on other posters.

So far, I've come to one conclusion...

Halfcan is probably the dumbest human being I've ever encountered.

Hmmm, just checked it. Seems as if you're incorrect. Hard to believe, too. I thought only 'n00bs' made such errors? No?

Oh goody. A Hali Chi3fs/GoChiefs pissing match, mixed in with some N00b, and some Phobia and Skip for flavoring.

He's tommykat junior. He's really frick'n reeruned online but just barely below average intelligence in person. I really liked him. He knows how to hail a waitress when beers are low, too.

You are total tool. Most everything I post is for fun. If I wanted to be serious all the time I would post over in DC. What have you ever added on here with your big 500 postcount-NOTHING!

Good to see you posting again Bob. You have no business being a lurker around here. As far as halfcan goes. Halfcan is a Rush fan, that makes him more intelligent in and of itself than 90% of this board.

Undeniable wit! Seriously, try and deny it!

Umm thanks for the compliment, I think.

I figured most realized the "dumb" act was just to make people laugh on here. Like I said, I don't mind making fun of myself if it gets a good laugh, obviously some don't get the joke.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

I get the joke...

You!

Hahaha.

See.

It's UNDENIABLE!

So far this is more interesting to watch than the Royal game. But then so is watching the sprinkler in the back yard. :)

He's not a total tool. He recognizes quality. That's something. Plus he's earned the wrath of Slip Downe. That's commendable.

looking for reassurance?!

Your right it takes a lot of wit to post "Your a dumbass" wow nice one!! Smoke some more Meth and try again.

That (almost 1st person) clip of the Oakland game (3:29) really shows how tough it is to be a QB in the NFL. Awesome footage. I've watched that clip 3-4 times trying to simulate trying to read the field, but there's so much movement and so much activitie to keep track of, it seems nearly impossible.

Is there any more footage taken from that camera angle out there? That's just cool.

Rep.

I'm up to three times. I'm gaining on you.

It's hard, being an english major, and reading your posts.

No, I don't others to make up my mind on you. I still think your a d#ck for calling Luv a Fat Ho when you first arrived on the scene. Since then you have done nothing to change that opinion, only reinforce my first impression.

Shouldn't English be capitalized?

Yeah I have a few more clips like that. I definitely wanted the other angles in this latest film...adds variety.

If your Major was being a Tool-you would have your degree!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

He's kind of intimidating.

"Die dumbass."

"You have a new enemy. I'm gonna neg rep you every day."

...one would think and old gentleman like skip wouldn't wish death on a 21 year old, FULL OF LIFE.

ROFL

Skip wins!

What can I say to that? Shit. I got nothin.

It depends on my mood.

I don't think I ever used the term, 'fat ho', as I can't imagine ever using such a phrase.

However, I simply stated she 'sounds' like a fatty.

Come on guys, stop fighting. Can't we all just...get along?

ROFL Damm that is funny!

What's next-I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you?"

or

"Your Momma"

how about

"You have coodies and your feet smell."

man, you must REALLY need that reassurance!

See, that's why you don't understand!

The point of the post you just mocked was exactly that. It wasn't suppose to be witty. It was supposed to be generic. That's why I 'sarcastically' played it off as a work of art.

I might be new to this site, BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT THE INTERNET. (Not sure if I'm proud of that, or...)

What we need is Rausch to appear and accuse me of being COchief.

Seriously, since I got back from Mexico, I have tried to be a good Planet member. I even posted a few "football" related topics. I think I have even received about 25 positive reps for funny shit I posted. But yet trolls just have to keep posting insults. Some folks are just D#CKS, and there is nothing you can do, but beat them down until they quit fuggin with you.

I would like to see the totals of how many Positive Reps I have given people on here, not to mention, Welcoming nOObs to the Planet. Yet, I get called a bundle of sticks and a dumbass every time I log on. :cuss:

dude, you're a little bitch!

I'll never get sick of watching Green knock defensive backs the **** out.

Yeah that always makes a thread better.

You're a liar too. You're only 20.

You know I had to put those in there! :D

You fuck with the bull, you get the horn.

Okay that makes sense. So you are a Generic Troll-much better.

I have never called you a Rump Ranger.

Oh come on SKIPPY! Four more days until #21!

Yep Fatty sounds much better. :shake:

well if you mess with hootie, you be slackin' on your duty!

Here's a little behind-the-scenes peek at my amateur editing studio.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9968/studio3qp.jpg

I want one of those!

I'm much too sophisticated to use a phrase such as 'fat ho.' I'm no wigger!

mininova.org

I guarantee you can find that program on that website.

lol that is true.

I paid top dollar for mine. Yup!

Wow you can rap too. Impressive!

I bet.

Only dumbasses pay money for computer programs...and when it comes to computers, I don't picture you being a dumbass.

I'm multi-talented!

Sure ya did

Usually when somone acts as arrogant as you, it really means they are insecure and have issues with their mother.

I see you attended KU...

On a more serious note...

I'd like to direct everyone to a post I made a few pages back. I'll quote it.