An introduction
 

Since Logical is so convinced that I'm someone from the board and this is an alter-ego, I figure it's time to introduce myself. I'm Tara, mom to Nick and ex to Big Chief Dave. I've been lurking around the boards, sometimes reading on Dave's account for quite sometime and decided a while back to make my own account so when he sends me some of the hilarious stuff some of you post, I can just log onto my own account and read. I was a member of one of the old Chiefs boards that Dave used to post on and see some familiar names. Bob Dole being the main one.

So this is me and this is my introduction. Want to know anything else? Ask.

Why do you bite? Just curious.

Hmmm? Well if that's the case, lets ditch those 4 red dots and get you some green ones.

Pics??

Preferebly naked





























Someone had to ask.

Why?

J/K.

I've seen the name, but don't remember any posts, or why Jim would think the name is another posters alter ego.

Why would he think that?

Apparently BigchiefDave didn't learn very much from Stumppy....or III.

Because I find most men actually like it after the initial shock. ;)

At least she's got the "how to be popular on the interweb if you're a chic" thing down...

Another ****ing woman.

Just for you and this is as close to naked as we're going to get. Happy?

:shrug:

Because I was picking on Keg and his green penis at 3am this morning in Luv's dearly departed frog thread, so apparently since I like to talk about penis, I must be Anton. :shrug:

Hey, leave me out of this.

I promise that's the last time I'll bring up your green penis Keg.

I'm confused....

Moooo

In other news, scientists in the bible belt just confirmed that the earth revolves around the sun.

dont be sorry...ive heard Keg needs help "bringing" it up...


sorry dude....was too easy

It does take an awful lot of blood. Being so large.

I just got burnt by a guy with a green weenie? OUCH!

Moooo

I don't actually have a green weenie.




The penicillin cleared that up a long time ago.

I'm new...Does anyone want to see my Cyber-Cervix?

Tee hee. [/ ]

This makes me laugh...

Moooo

can ya park a Buick in it?

are you the
Goddess of Tan
Tara?

Some of us would like more hotties on here. Especially, smart, divorced ones.

Why? Planning on meeting up or do you just like the company?

Not being an ass, I'm asking an honest question.

Moooo

Very nice! Rep worthy even!

So why did you get a divorce, and are you currently single?

You could make that your avatar!

Moooo

Hello; I was just wonderin if you bite?



Oh; and welcome to the Planet.

Any beautiful girl that post a shirtless pic gets my attention. And yeah, I wouldn't mind meeting a hot cool chick that loves the Chiefs. I have already recycled through all the Yahoo Love Connection losers and the bar scene is pretty lame.

Um, just wanting to say what everyone here is thinking in just one word:



pathetic:whackit:

So, you fit right in, huh?

This post took effort. Im impressed

We strive to only bring the best stuff around these parts.

Welcome and I will offset the neg rep now.

Yeah, I'm an effort guy.
Just call me Eric Hicks.



No.....wait......don't.

He'd really love it if Halwit makes it his avatar.

Mods, I think we have a name change request here.

ROFL

You can't be Eric Hicks...you actually show up during the football season...

m:mad:dog
********

That, and unlike Hicks, I'm good at my job.

ROFL

Eh, not a problem, really...

thats cool to see two exs who can act like adults around one another...very rare these days

Especially here at the planet.

Nice to meet you Tara, a.k.a. Dave's old old woman. ;)

true


immaturity is much more entertaining

:spock: hahaha, oh boy... we got a live one here folks!

now dont feel obligated to post any half naked pics of yourself now QT...we will still pay some attention to you hon

Betcha can't do better.
















:Poke:

I can't, cause I won't.

I see how it is, :p she's the new meat in town.

She's like...half that bitch's age. Of course she's hotter.

Half my age??? EAT ME Go, I'm not 42.

He wouldn't know how.
You want to teach him?

I think they should wrestle in a pool of baby oil for the crown of CP queen....

Jeezus Christ.

This thread is what's wrong with the internet. Damn you Al Gore!

Dave and I were never married, didn't quite make it that far, have a son together though.

And no.

They're doing it for Dr. Nick's sake. He's pretty sensitive.

No, you go ahead.

Ouch...

This thread is very disquieting.

I can't tell if it's the mysterious and strange Ms. Goddess Tara's porn audition photo, Mr. Iowanian's gracious albeit unsolicited offer, or Mr. Moooo's sense of humor, but something is making me very uncomfortable here.

FAX

welcome aboard goddess tara hope you like this place and i feel that you got a lot of stuff to share with us.

ROFL

Mr. kcnut. You are the absolute best.

FAX

My mistake. You sure looked old in your picture. It was so horrifying I adblocked it.

An instruction booklet with a map might help.

Hey Skip, does Goat Cheese know you hacked into his account?

Well, if you are a virgin, it makes perfect sense...
:shake:

There's a giant hole in your theory. Skip doesn't know the first thing about adblock.

So BigChiefDave, when are you going to give us the real nudie pics?

You know you have them

:toast:

Shhh. Listen. It's quiet around here. Too quiet.

No, wait. My bad. I had my speakers on mute.

My God, Mr. Rain Man! Was that a zipper? I could have sworn I heard a zipper!

FAX

It would have been very interesting if you would have posted this in the threadstarter. The thread would be 100 pages, LMAO.
hyperlite

I am listening to Jimi.

You can't hear Jimi!

ROFL ROFL
hyperlite

This n00b's still around? I leave for a few hours and look what happens to this place.

What is it about chicks posting body parts that are droolworthy? We've had QT's ass, Tara's Hand covered tits....

Anyone into hands?