Chiefs Planet Ladies- Fart Question
 

Does it bother you when the Fart rides up the front slit vs the normal ride up the back side


:shrug:

does it matter which orifice it originates from?

I find it highly inappropriate that you posed such a question to the ladies of The Planet, Citizen Slag.

That being said, it did tickle my brain, just a bit.

I guess if it was a queef would it be wierd if it went up the back or do Chiefs normally go up the back?

Since your a n00b just know that my question was HIGHLY appropo

i dunno....

better ask one of the ladies.....

ill stand behind you when you ask them

This is mostly gross, but kind of funny. :shake:

I said it tickled my superhero brain. What more do you want?

Tara used to fart a lot. Probably still does. You should ask her... :)

haha

haha

:huh: Ladies DON"T fart.:harumph:
It's not ladylike and bad manners.
:ZZZ: That's a man thing. :moon:

are you saying Taras not a lady then?

Dude, it's the poster 4th and Long


Who's the n00b now?

i was not aware how were you privy to this information

Hey i have always admitted to being a n00b

but lets try and stay on topic

thanks
:)

What?

I guess it was my own fault for clicking on a thread that had the word "fart" in the title, but rather than saying, "I'm not responding to this kind of question" (because, by saying that, I am responding in a way, and I'm just being a brat and taking up space posting that I'm not going to post, when I'm actually posting a response that says that I'm not, you see?

well that sucks cuz i want an answer to my question

:cuss:

I suggest you ask your wife.

Post what she says, after you're out of the cast.

i did ask and she wouldnt give me a straight answer either..

i can ask her anything without fear of reprocussions

what about concussions?

You must belch a lot then.

Nevah. I do get hiccups a lot though.

PS, My post was just a joke.

So was mine. :)

Insert standard female "girls don't fart, we poot" response.

A statement that the wife has proven completely untrue, by the way.

There are a lot of things to think about when it comes to women. I can't remotely imagine how you managed to bypass all the good things to get to wondering about the route their farts use to escape.

ROFL Yeah, whatever...

Speaking of Chiefs, did you guys cut Quentin Griffin yet?

Typical sort of female answer to a fairly straightforward question...

I always called it, "Womaneese." The man who can decipher this almost cryptic language has it MADE!

Moooo

Who even wants to expend that much effort?

There's a reason Bob Dole is single...

...Touche, Dole...

Moooo

I don't care where it goes, as long as it gets out.

All the women I've known fart worse than I do. And that's saying something.

STFU

OMG You have opened yourself up to a world of sh*t! I have so much dirt on you and have refrained from posting because I'm a nice woman, but no more. You won't know when it's coming, but it will, you just wait.

Yeah, they, instead, have the vapors.

ROFLROFLROFL

And to answer your question, I don't recall ever having a fart ride up the front. But I'm of the opinion better out than in.

:fart:

At least tell them I never sent you out of the room gagging.

Oh, that's not nice, asking a guy to lie.

4321

I'd suggest you use that finger to plug the gassy dam.

Well bend over!

As tempting as that sounds, I'll refrain.

Oh come on, I'll only put it in a little bit. :evil:

You show up with a different hotty to each Planet event?...

ROFL

STFU

I move to re-name Goddess Tara to Gassy McFartFart.

Why so much.

Gassy Tara would work just fine.

Don't encourage him!

That doesn't happen.

er.

That shouldn't happen.

This is a Positional related issue.

Use your imagination.
:p

Off topic Question for nm_dbf
 

did you get my email about the phones earlier in the week?

Check PM.

What the hell kind of position would you have to be in for a fart to ride up the front? Apparently my imagination isn't that good.

Sitting way back in the tub?

No, it still goes up the back. :)

You know it has happend.... just fess up

That's one way.

Knees near shoulders....During .....

No, then it would be stopped by.........never mind.

One would hope

OK, so now you're gonna suddenly start acting shy and demure?

I am shy and demure, this wildcat that you guys see is all an act. I'm actually a librarian and I like long walks in the rain and reading war and peace for fun.

As many hours as I have spent thinking about women...and their bodies...and every crevasse of their bodies...I could never have come up with this question


much props, SLAG

So you're not only shy and demure, but drab and stodgy as well?

:p yep, that's me.

so are you going to answer the Q or not....
i'm still waiting

I did answer the question.

Interesting. Just yesterday I was thinking of how to invent mens underwear that seal the walnuts off from the starfish, so this doesn't occur. My boys don't need to be hit with the vile expulsions that come from their southward neighbor. If I only knew how... :hmmm:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/arch...hn_202392m.jpg
We'll play a game called 'Just the tip, just for a minute.'

ROFL ROFL

why the hell not?!

that's such a great feeling...like a quick sack massage.

and people wonder why I get so much pleasure from farting.

Why do I get the visual of a Barney Gumble beer belch, with his lips all a'quiverin'?

That tickled....tee hee. ROFL

Oh, and honeys. . . if your farts manage to work their way around to be emited from the fleshy space between your thigh and your gunt, hop on the treadmill tootsweet.

ROFL

what if it reaches the back fat roll when exiting the normal manner

For all the Ladies that missed this...

BUMPITY

As long as 'Factory Air' still exists this should be a non issue.

Must ask what is "Factory Air"?

ROFL