Rainman's southern fan club
 

http://bbs.buccaneers.com/showthread.php?t=119421

~there are more posts after #12 :)

They like me! They really like me! Except for the one who thinks it's inappropriate.

Always at least one idiot in the crowd.

Rain man has a hit on his hands

http://forum.colts.com/showthread.php?t=8491

This is doing better than my public service announcement about microwaves and lower back tattoos.

Rain man you should have copyrighted that list before you posted it. You could have made some big $$$$!

You know Leno will steal it-he steals everyones stuff. I am surprised Whitlock has not printed it as his own yet either.

Really, I never noticed.

This is posted over at WPI also, but you have to pay to see it-lol

Yeah, I see that this one has a few more entries edited in, too. By the time this thing takes a lap or two around the internet, it'll be unrecognizeable.

I posted it on one of our local radio station's BB just a few hours after he posted it here, and someone responded that they had already received it in an e-mail. Definitely a Rain Man classic.

It has already been translated in 45 languages.

What the - they're rewriting my stuff! This is an outrage, even if they did improve the Grossman one.

I heard it made Big Ben laugh so hard he ripped out all of his stiches- now it is going to be 9 to 16 weeks of drinking out of a straw.

As an artist with published work...his work is automatically copyrighted as soon as it's created. But it doesn't hurt to have the © on it too. Still, that doesn't help with the Chinese! :p

China could have been a big market for me, too.

You'd never get paid. They don't pay for intellectual property...they steal it.
Don't forget, nobody owns anything anyway there. :(

:eek: I mean someone else from Chiefsplanet posted in on one of our local radio station's BB just a few hours after he posted it here.

Just for fun I did a web search to see where all this has popped up. Here are a few:

Video games:
Madden
Dunno what this is

Radio:
Big Sports

It's crossed the Atlantic!
Danish Forum

NFL Boards:
Bengals
Eagles

Sounds like it's making for "forward" email rounds as well. Nicely done, Rain Man, nicely done. :D

Yes! Keep going! Keep going, my little soldier!

I tried to register at the Bucc's one but it wouldn't let me because it said I couldn't use a free email account such as yahoo or hotmail. Like I would pay for email.

I also just realized that my name makes me look like a bucc's fan.

You are just now coming to that realization?

What a dumbass! :p

I guess I should get it changed to JChief, but I'm afaid to ask one of these mods to change it.

Wait a minute. You're not a Buccaneers fan?

Those jerks aren't giving proper credit.

A couple of them did, but some of them just say that they got it on "another forum."

I was for a day a few years back

This is also a testament to what we have going on here at CP. We have football fans from Denmark reading here and taking our knowledge back with them. We truely are Planetary! :)







(Well done Rainman, you make us all proud to associate with you!)

No worries.

I was just flippin' ya some shit.

I knew that was truly special when I first read it, which is why I made the comments on the thread.

Nice job, Kevin.

and this has been your Jack Handy moment........

I realize I'm at risk of ego-surfing here, but I'm realizing a dream of contributing to the garbage flow of the Internet here. It seems to have reached a Panthers Board and some type of Non-Orange Mane Broncos Board now, though the Broncos guy just posted it as his own (tsk, tsk). I need it to reach a board for all 32 teams (31 if there really are no fans of the Falcons) to meet my goal.

They didn't like your one about Plummer.

"Originally Posted by Benetto
Some of those are kinda funny, but the Plummer one is stupid if they are referring to his Roadrage incident...Supposedly Plummer was the one who was hit in the back...."

ROFL ROFL

I thought this was pretty funny from the Panther board.

BigPoppa
Starter
All Pro

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Did you see that guy's post count? Over 41k posts!! He must have started right after Al Gore invented the Internet!

For what it's worth, I've seen quite a few comments on other boards that they liked that one. Another thing I've noticed is that the Trent Green one is also well-accepted. Congrats on avoiding a homer-ific viewpoint.

You think the Broncos board would be upset if they realized the fact that a Chiefs fan wrote it after they've been saying how good it is?

That thing's gone to seven pages at that Bronco place. I think that's longer than it went here.

Because the content here is better. The perfect-Carl post by Rainman was even better than this one.

Look closely, though. The thread's actually about the real Big Ben accident. Kevin's list was just posted near the end.

Oh. Those stupid donk fans don't even realize a good thread opportunity when they see it.

Steelers

Browns

Jaguars

Colts again

The Original - mostly for my sake.

After this reappeared on ebaumsworld, I figured I'd do a google search to see where else this has been posted now that google's web crawler has had time to catch up. So here are a few more. The variety is...well...interesting.

NFL Teams:
Chargers
Bengals (Another one)
Texans
Chargers (Another one)
Buccaneers (Another one)

Sports-Related Boards:
Fantasy Playmakers
Sports Outlaw

Random weirdness:
ebaumsworld
The Chronic Chronicle
Metal Sludge
Lindsay Lohan Fan Central :spock:
Random Guy's Xanga blog

International expansion:
Some Hungarian site

Haha. Lindsay Lohan Fan Central. Nice.

Rain Man needs to get that material copyrighted, stat!

Its on Jibjab
http://jibjab.com/JokeBox/JokeBox.as...6&JokeId=39073

bRainman has finally done it. You've made Interweb Icon.

Who's Rainman?

Rain Man is a metaphorical symbol of the battle between good and evil.

bRainman is the online guy who taught Chuck Norris how to fight.

I taught him some cool things to say after his victories.

Excellent! I like your answer.

Rain Man's fan club has been divided into regions? When did it grow to over 4 people? :p