After 16 months I just got my first rep from redrum
 

Ironically enough for a post in the moms thread luv made.


"YOUR MOM IS LIKE A WAFFLE CONE"



I feel like a true member of chiefsplanet now.

That's all it said? Boy he's getting pretty lame.

I think you got to him with this post because he just left me another one.

"I gave you a lame rep, because...I..just like your mom...have never appreciated any of your posts. Your best bet is to sit in the corner, drooling all over yourself, like you mom at an overeaters convetion field trip to Fire Mountain."

ROFL The last part is pretty funny. I was a little butt hurt over the beginning of it though................


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:thailor:

He has certainly lost his second-level burst. I still enjoy seeing his material even though it has gone downhill. Kinda like watching Bob Hope in his 90's.

I wonder what RedRum thinks of the Ty Law signing?

ROFL ROFL Right on cue! ROFL ROFL

I don't know about you guys, but he never ceases to amaze me.

Every time I say that his shit is going downhill, he unleashes something absolutely ****ing genius, like this one:

No doubt, you've seen Field of Dreams....and with you being in Iowa...Your mom is like a cornfield...she gets plowed, anyone can plant their seed in her, and every section of her gets hoed one way or another.

I still wonder what the PM's are.

I've been a regular here for only a handful of months and I've already been repped by Redrum several times. :D

And my favorite so far....

I'll admit... I had to look up that last one. :D

There shouldn't be any more PM's.

this dude is great, i wonder what triggers this dude to rep people with this shit

You're right, they're gone.

THAT is CLASSIC!!!!! ROFL

Redrum is twisted that is for sure. A definite mom fetish. I bet his mom keeps him close by for those tender moments.

ROFL ROFL ROFL I'd rep him for this if I could.




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Look at what this bastard just left on mine:

Your mom is like a landfill, open for anyone to drop a load in her, then she'll sit around wasting the day away, smells horribly, only time she takes a shower is when it rains, and is loathed by everyone who lives a mile from her stench.

I need to buy this guy a beer and then punch him in the mouth.
That's pretty damn funny.....you sonbitch. ROFL :mad:

Man I wish this asshole would post somthing.

Bump for the night crew.

I'm proud of you!

You have finally arrived.

I've been here like um 15 months and I have 3 from him........

why are you here? oh yeah, your mom didnt swallow

I was too busy decking your moms halls, filling her stockings full of goodies and trimming her tree

I used to trap beavers, but then I met your mom

He still hasn't visited my rep page, which sucks because I've kinda been wondering what my mom has been up to and I don't feel like calling her.

Well, apparently all I had to do was ask. ROFL

After 16 months I just ... 07-25-2006 08:49 AM Redrum_69 Your mom is the Ronald McDonald of sex addicts...over 4 billion served daily.

Not bad.....but he's done better. That's pretty old.

07-25-2006 09:29 AM Redrum_69 This has nothing to do with moms, I just took the superhero test....twice..each time it said I was "the catwoman" Is that test throwing around code? Although, last night I did make your mom purr!
ROFL

ROFL does this mean that redrum is a dyke

You know what.....He could be a she. If so then you know she's a butch bull dyke.

i get truckloads of reps whenever i post....i'm the man..


now just to be clear....the little red boxes are good right?

No, means everyone hates you.

ROFL

IVE BEEN HIT!!! IVE BEEN HIT!!!

Classic! ROFL

I just got tagged by the mom rep master, too....guess he's been bored....

"Your moms back acne is so bad...that I connect-the-dots when we are doggin it"

Whoa, this is only your first? I have received 4. One had nothing on it, and here are the other 3:

Quote:

THe last time i put effort into anything, your mom couldnt walk straight for a week

Quote:

your mom reminds me of that time i rode a camel at the renaissance festival

God, I finally remembered where the hell the rep page is at.

I post on several forums, im not used to this app yet, also this is the first one that uses rep.

Anyways, I got one from RedRum recently and one apparantly last Dec.

12-01-2005 06:38 AM Redrum_69 I remember your mom doing a donkey in tijuana back alley for a few pesos

ROFL ROFL - What a sweetheart.

and this one just a couple of days ago

07-24-2006 06:47 AM Redrum_69 your mom is awesome at making a pie

What he was trying to say was......shut up n00b.....

ROFL

I would rank this right up there with corn or maybe nuts in my poop.

But that's just me :shrug:

DT

Wonder when Redrum thinks Tamba Hali will sign?

****, you're a lightweight. I get 3 or 4 A WEEK.

I've got some work to do, apparently.

Nothing about Hali yet, but he did leave me this:

My good friend is showing his house to Ty this week for a possible transaction. I had Ty's mom too, and she is at the top of my list...the pinnacle of all moms

For some strange reason Redrum sent me this....


Your mom is like my hardwood floor...she makes me hard when I have her on the floor.

:mad:

i would love to have a quilt of insults woven about my mom. please can i be next?

Your Mom must be something special.

Or from redrum's perspective, a special ho.

ROFL

Youd get even more if you turned off the maximum rep count in a 24 hour period. I have alot of things to say today, but I am limited between now and 3:30 this afternoon. this may be my last rep til the timer allows me to rep more.

I asked this of your mom, like 30 years ago. Then we went to the drive in movie theatre and watch beach blanket party with frankie avalon. wow, that sucked, all my creative energy is shot for the day, oh well, tomorrow is a new day

He seems to be OK with the Ty Law signing but he is a little concerned about the offense.

Well, if LG goes down, it is gonna be a big deal.

After all, they're one of the world's largest manufacturers of consumer electronics and appliances...

I'd like to insult you about your mom, but i'll give you a positive rep instead. Have a great day and may God bless you in every way.

Guess he's done for the day

That was utterly classless of redrum....He shoulda said shut up n00b....

What, did Redrum actually get laid?

Allegedly by my Mom.....

2 more

My best friend told me the story of how his ex-girlfriend pissed him off when they got drunk, she passed out, he drove down to Quindaro and dumped her off in only her panties and bra. She came home two days later, thinking they got carjacked lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tatertot13 again." I GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GO!! YOur mom is like lance bass..both are trying to find a way to uranus

WTF is wrong with him. I guess he's growing soft in his old age. :(

New one:

Quote:

Funny, your mom used those exact words last night as she scrubbed the tub. Your mom is like a tree, they both have rings that tell their ages, but your mom's rings can only be counted after she takes a bath. I think your mom is from Raytown.

Redrum has a mother complex. That's why he talks so much smack. I mean how would you feel if your mom was so fat that when she tried to roll out of bed she ended up rocking herself back to sleep?

Could be. :hmmm:

Houston we have takeoff.

Well, all I can say is that my mom must be damn special...

Because the ****er is sending me max rep every ****ing day.

Can the cornfield be topped? I don't think so, that was priceless.

What is the max amount a rep a poster can give in a day?

I don't think he'll ever top it. That was the best one I've ever read from him.

What is the maximum amount of rep that can be given in 24 hours?

I believe you can rep the same user twice in a 24-hour period.

BTW, he left me another one:

You are a MOD...you get special treatment. like that time your mom worked for the massage parlor pulling tricks on the side so you could have lunch money and for you to waste quarters on zaxxon, qix, pacman, and defender at the laundromat

Now there's good natured kidding around, and then there's just plain ol' red dog mean.

Those are some good games he mentions especially Defender and Pacman. WOW, RedRum, a fan of the classics, whodathunkit?

I must have missed that one.

Check post #8 in this thread...

Remember it's "GENIOUS." Geez.

No it isn't. He wasn't talking about football. He was imparting ACTUAL wisdom.

I vote Titus, or you create an official thread for a CP lexicon.

It's getting difficult to follow. :(

You have the correct usage of the Lexicon, however you attempted to apply it to general discussion.

The Lexicon applies to discussions of the Chiefs and the NFL...

:p

OK, it's more than 2 in 24 hours...

PARTY AT REDRUM_69'S THIS WEEKEND> OUTSKIRTS OF FORT SCOTT..btw your mom makes me sing steely dan's "do it again" before and after she requests a double shocker

Correct.

Say Redrum, since my mom doesn't call much anymore, how's about since you see her so often you tell her hello for me.

Thanks



FWIW, if she's doing the things with my mom that she claims and is still alive to talk about it, I ain't messing with her.