Just in case anyone missed the other thread where this is posted 80 times.

What a day, Mario Lemieux is now going to be an owner and a player for the Pitt Penguins, rejoining 3 1/2 years after he retired.

Doesn't really want to join in the other thread...

And he's played in how many? I guess without reduncancy I would never have learned how to have sex properly either...<BR>

Joe - And someday you can practice with someone you don't have to pay.

Morphius
That kind of day...

LOL

Yo, Morph! I scored a PlayStation2 today!

Hey, Morph, I don't have to pay myself....

I figrued you guys needed someone else to smack around besides Crackfan...and since I'm so adept at setting myself up...well hey....**** you all... ;)

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I think I jumped the gun too early this year when I bought a Sega Dreamcast.

You all seem to be forgetting that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Im going to get Madden 2000 for PS2 tonight.

Elvis who?

Mr. Dole, Elvis has never had a heart attack and died while taking a **** either....I wonder if anyone bothered to realize that...oops, actually Elvis did...sorry....

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Titus - Pretty cool, getting presents early... Morphius gets discounts from sony through his job, not sure why, but not going to complain. DVD player on the way...

Joe - I thought about going that route with the insult, but I figured as old as you are that you finally had to break down and buy you some.

well... we didnt have a choice my wife got the call from one of her operatives at WalMart that they were in and had to run and get it asap.<P>

Gentlemen, gentlemen...

The point is, that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Titus - I understand, the question is will she let you play with it before Christmas? My wife probably well let me set up the DVD player before xmas.

Dole - Really? You mean in his 8 years as a starter he has not won a playoff game?

Does Elvis own a PS2?

That's right Morphius. Elvis has been in the league for 8 years and has never won a playoff game. None.

And that ignores the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game. (Not to mention that Elvis has never won a playoff game.)

Elvis is holding off on the PS2. Bob Dole heard he's waiting for the check for winning his first playoff game.

But has Elvis ever won a playoff game on Sony Playstation 2?


Bricky
just wondering

Morph: I already have a DVD player complete with the most awesome movie of all time: BRAVEHEART.

Since the suprise is over, she said I could play on it tonight.

Morph, a good porn video and I'm set for the night...the cat has to be careful...but she stays away when I'm in a frenzy...the only problem I have is my thumb hurts from hitting the frame advance button so many times....like I said before, can't beat 'em, join 'em...or in this case would it be beat it?....

Does anyone know how many playoff game Elvis has won>?

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Dole - I will guess that in 98, 99 and this season that Grbac will not lose a playoff game either. So three straight years without a playoff loss, not to shabby.

Bricky: LOL...sounds like a leap in 'logic' ol' Ken would be famous for.<BR>

Titus - I procrastinated on the DVD, didn't feel I needed one, but I knew the wife would love it, so...

I haven't read all of the other posts, and don't know if anyone else said this...I was just checking stats on nfl.com, and Elvis Grbak hasn't won a playoff game in 8 years in the league....can you believe it?

Morph,

You bring up a good point. Elvis has won as many playoff games as Gannon and he's lost 3 less than Troy Aikman. Damn, this guy is good.

Editor's note: I just went to SportingNews, and I found that in his 8 years in the league, Elvis has only lost ONE playoff game! He is good...

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I won a playoff game using Elvis on Playstation 1.

Joe - So do you actually pay for the porn, or do you just watch the scrambled versions on cable? So does your hand make you sleep on the couch when you fail to please her as well?

there are big lies,

there are little lies,

and then there's statistics.

Is Elvis gonna take the boys fishing again this offseason?

MrBlond - Was that while you were using Grbac, or was that while using Grbac as your QB?

Morphius
Heard the gay rumer from Denise.

Or was that hunt'n

Will Elvis win a playoff game in 2001?

Hopeful - It should be small, big and Stats, otherwise you are going in reverse order and Stats are less of a lie then small lies.

Morphius
fargen ornery bastige this morning.

The fact remains, that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

What does it all mean Bob Dole? What does it all mean?

Is it true that Elvis has never won a playoff game?

I'll bet he won a playoff game in high school.

Just trying to keep the facts straight.

Dammit - wait just a second!!!! Ken said Elvis has never won a playoff game and I believe him - not you-Dole!

I've heard that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

WHOA!!! Stop everything. Are you telling me that Elvis has never won a playoff game? Wow...who knew?

Whispers from around the league indicate that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

What does it all mean, KCTitus?

It means that Elvis has never won a playoff game. After 8 years in the NFL, Elvis has never won a playoff game. Despite his teams record of 5-8, Elvis has never won a playoff game.

You know, the PS2 is a hot item this Christmas, and Elvis has never won a playoff game. As the nation awaits key rulilngs on Gore's appeals, Elvis has never won a playoff game. As violence spills into the streets outside Jerusalem's Old City, Elvis has never won a playoff game. As a Kazakh man who was electrocuted and buried has shocked his friends and family by turning up for his own funeral feast, Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Bob Dole was talking to some people last night during one of the band's breaks, and just had to stop and reflect mid-conversation, realizing that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

It's just that Elvis has never won a playoff game and the Chiefs are 5-8.

I've even heard from Elvis's dad that he may use David Boies to contest our statements and that they should not be construed as having never, ever, without-a-doubt, won a playoff game...<BR>

Morphius,

I was playing with Grbac...and I felt so dirty. But the victory made it all better.

OK, cut all the crap. Has Elvis really ever won a playoff game? I'm dying to know.

I heard that Elvis never won a playoff game because there weren't enough dimples in the football...<BR>

If NCAA college football would have had playoffs for a national championship...It is quite possible that Elvis and DA would have been in a playoff game together at Michigan....therefor, I demand a recount and will protest to the Florida Supreme Court.

Bob Dole is thinking this new manner of discussion is a lot easier than having to constantly go back and edit messages to ensure consistency with the annoying third-person thing.

(Elvis has never won a playoff game.)

I'm sure the Florida Supreme Court would certainly consider that a bowl game could count for a playoff game under the Florida constitution's "every Grbac has a right to a playoff game" statute...<BR>

MrBlond - LOL!

Morphius
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Thanks Bob Dole, I think every Chiefs fan should pause for a moment of silence today to recognize that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

~waiting for someone to make that their signature~

But did Elvis ever have an album go platinum?

Bob Dole prefers to observe a moment of flatulence when pondering that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Hey Morph, I hate you.... ;)

was it a dimpled playoff game or a pregnant playoff game...

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Who knows how many playoff games Elvis Grbac has won? I think its 0 but I can't remember exactly.

58,

spoiled playoff game, pregnant cheerleader.

Joe - I still have no idea why you got picked to be the target, but hey how often is it in your life that you have been chosen first?

Morphius
Guessing very few times (and I am an easy guy to hate)

If Elvis has never won a playoff game, then the real mystery is why he goes duck hunting...

The real question is whether or not it is beause Carl can't surround Grbac with the talen needed to win a playoff game, or if it is because Carl signed Grbac proving that Grbac has no talent.

This report just in from CNN:

(Announcer): There are wide spread rumours spreading throughout the midwest that a certain quarterback for an NFL franchise has never won a playoff game. We now go to Wolf Blitzer for details.
(Wolf): The mood here in the midwest is very nervous and uptight. It seems as though someone has pointed out the fact that Elvis Grbac had never won a playoff game in eight years. This fact was hidden by everyone other than one person identified only as "Packfan." It seems as though this "Packfan" had so much insight into the future that he has declared that Elvis will never win one and will only be "mediocre," at best. This stunning news has shocked everyone here, and no one is sure what will become of either Elvis or Packfan. Back to you.
(Announcer): Thanks Wolf. And don't forget, tonight on Larry King Live, Packfan will be on making more predictions of the future, such as Gannon winning the Presidency on 2012, how facts and stats will be eliminated by the NFL in 2007 and the only thing that will matter is if the person wins a playoff game.

Wow...if CNN and Packfan say it's true, it must be.

MM
~~Knee deep in sarcasm . . . among other things.

The butler did it....


Packfan, better known as Deep throat to those who know him best...Favre says so...


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This just in:
Columbus sails the ocean blue
Neil Armstrong lands on the Moon
Jason Witlock is fat.
Bob Dole is REALLY NOT Bob Dole
Joe drives a pink Miatta
Bill Clinton sometimes stretches the truth
Smoking is bad for you
Men have two heads but only enough blood to operate one at a time.
That is why women actually rule the world.

Have I missed anything?<BR>

Wait a minute...

You mean to tell me that the Bob Dole on this BB is not THE Bob Dole?

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

RCG...hmmm, it does seem like you are missiong something....

Oh, yeah, the North won the Civil War...

This Bob Dole types way too fast for only having one real arm.

For those of us who have not had the luxury of "taking the day off" and following this thread in it's entirety...


Has Elvis ever won a playoff game?

mark
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KilGore is a noun, not a verb..

Bob Dole has no arms...

Bob Dole can do wonders with that pencil he always carries....

Bob Dole has won as many playoff games as Elvis. None. (in case you havent heard)

RCG, you missed that the Chiefs are officially eliminated from playoff contention....

So, what are you guys trying to say?

I have a Chiefs trivia question: How many playoff games has Elvis won?

As a bonus question, list the reasons why not.

Well, let's see. He's won none. Reasons:

Had to try and come back from big deficit Steve Young and co had put them in in Green Bay. But deficit, weather, and bad blocking in Green Bay was too much.

Lost playoff game to Broncos because Manusky gets called for a phantom hold, Gonzo gets pushed out on the TD pass, Marty and Aguiar think the punter is part of RBBC, Hughes or someone kicked the Denver returner after his kickoff return, the penalty sets Denver up at midfield, and they drive for the winning score, Paul Hackett skipped a week of preparation so he could go recruit for a USC program he would ruin in 2 years, Ted Popson refuses to go out of bounds twice, and of course, Elvis' headphones go out and he struggles to get the team together and his last pass gets knocked away.

Freakin' Donks...

Oh yeah,
Morph is on PETA’s hit list for giving his cats a ride on his motorcycle sans helmet. <BR>

Bob Dole just returned from lunch, and Elvis still has not won a playoff game.

(And what was the tip-off, KCTitus?)

On curvy roads no less

Well, besides #64, the fact that Elvis hasnt won a playoff game is the main clue that you are not THE Bob Dole.