What does Chris Berman have against the Chiefs?
 

He picks against us every week - not that it matters, he's usually wrong. Just wonder why the pattern? Did Joe Horn bang his wife while he was here?

Didn't you know? the Chiefs suck. Don't let anybody convince you otherwise. ;)

Joe turned Chris down, is the problem.....

I remember back about ten years ago when he called us the Chefs. He has never given the Chiefs any respect. I'm not sure why I like this assclown but I do.

He was firmly seated on the Chiefs bandwagon in 2003.

I tend to ignore "Captain Comb-over"

He also picked Buffalo against SF in the Super Bowl like 10 years in a row. That Dr Z never picks us either.

His schtick is flabbier than my grandma's tits, and she's been dead two years.

you're with me, leather

Screw "Sir Shitty Schtick"

DT

Actually, he does. And every time he does, we lose. Every time he picks against us, we win.

I have no scientific proof to back that up, but last year it happened that way every time but once, and so far it's worked that way this year.

Unfortunately, he picked us to win tomorrow.

MM
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ive heard that rumor about joe horn banging somebodys wife before but i dont know much about it. was it willie roaf's?(not that I want to imagine what willie roaf's wife looks like) i dont remember it getting any national attention.

I think you're right. He's always wrong on us. I actually read his predictions and hope he picks against us. BTW, he did pick us this week, but I'm sure he wouldn't have if he would have known about Huard's questionable status for the game. According to his column, he is only 26-27 in his predictions this year. So basically, he just flips a coin when predicting winners.

anybody? bueller?

Horn fucked Roaf's wife, and possibly impregnated the bitch.

Chris Berman is a douch bag, i could care less what is overrated ass says

when Berman has Tom Jackson bent over the ESPN desk
he whispers sweet Cheifs smack in the former Donks ear

No shit? thats crazy, did he pull a cell phone out of her cooch and pretend to call willie?

HAHA, he even talks in 3rd person when speaking about his 3rd person self knocking up his ol; teammate...

"We make mistakes sometimes," Horn told ESPN, "but that is one mistake Joe Horn did not make. I did not sleep with Willie Roaf's wife."

http://www.slate.com/id/2111295/

I never touched the bitch, (I wore a condom).

I LOVE ME SOME ME!!!