****OFFICIAL Monday Night Football Thread****
 

Okay just two thoughts so far:

Steve Young gets more friggin stupid with each passing week's show. Yeah, he called Lamont Jordan, "One of those great Running Backs..." Yeah, he said theguy was "Great"

They finally put some lipstick on that dude Michelle's dude mouth

dunno, but that fish catching thing they did, was awesome. haha

Is this official??

Young however, just said his second cool statement to Michael "Speakng on behalf on cocaine" Irvin - he called him an "enabler" for Seattle, LOL! First time he said something about Mike "always having TO"

Anyway, if anyone's watching the game tonight, enjoy...

Cheers!

Yeah dude, totally official Dammit!!!1111111bbqWTFimgoingonmybachelorettepartyandwanttoknowhati shouldwear!!!THREAD!

Hopefull we won't have more intriguing banter about turncoat kickers this time around.

ROFL

I was wondering how long it would take you to see that :p

As long as you say it's official..it must be official :clap:

Yes, someone always makes one of these threads, and the past 3 weeks, nobody was - so I did :)

Yeah, seattle kicked their ass in the first half by holding that offense to 1 first down and NOT converting on 3rd downs the entire game...whatever

I love Rachel Nichols and her huge mouth...who the hell is Colleen Dominguez? I think she actually looks worse than Suzy Kolber

Well.......i guess it IS football, i'll prolly keep an eye on it, but this has got to be the least exciting matchup thus far.

WTF they are waiting til halftime for the number 1 jacked up

They have done that all year long. It must be some attempt to prevent people from switching away from Theisman and Kornheiser after the Raiders get blown out after the first quarter.

I caught that too, a lil' marketing 101. Trying to keep people tuned in to this turd-burger.

I havent paid much attention to the pregame on espn. I am usually watching NFL network then i go over to the game, and i never watch halftime

extra anchovies?

Kornheiser's rant about Al Davis 's smell... ROFL

All day I've had a wierd feeling that Oakland is going to win this game. I don't know why, I just get that feeling.

The Raiders still suck.

Come on boy's let's make it 3 in a row

GO RA!DERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good start for the Fade.

SWEET! Fantasy points!!!

:ZZZ:

I think I can say, same here. Branch isn't on my team, but he's on the team of the last-place guy who's about to beat the guy in front of me. :thumb:

I need 11 more points from Branch...and none from that bitch Maurice Morris.

TD Seattle.

LMAO

worst OL I've seen....a lot of that is coaching....no excuse for that crap

Raiders goes 3 and out.

Brooks was sacked what 8 times against the Chargers? Will the Raiders outdo that tonight?

I almost feel bad for the freakin Raiders. They just suck. Really, really, bad. It's like watching a high school team trying to compete with the pros.

Honestly, when the Raiders drafted gallery, I was worried...

not so much any more

I can't fathom how the Cards and Steelers lost to the Raiders....

Gallery is the Ryan Leaf of LTs

he is 1-in-a-100-years bad....still, you think Solari couldn't make that line decent?

the whole organization is a farce, they are the new Bengals

Now that he was brought up - WTF is the deal with him? He was a beast at Iowa, in the Big 10 - those linemen are usually a slam dunk. Is it coaching, what?

He was supposed to play, but I guess he isn't starting. Porter said before the game that the conflict with Shell isn't over, he still wants to be traded/cut after the season is over.

He's Tony Mandarich II.

Thank you, sort of.

Yet, for some reason, they hang tough against the Chiefs. It's annoying that no matter how bad they are, they always give the Chiefs fits, especially at Arrowhead.

"his quick feet allow him to make the pump"

....thanks Joe..... :banghead:

Did Randy Moss just slide to avoid a tackle?

Yikes! You really think he is THAT bad? I think he might just be a reflection of the rest of the team, it doesn't appear any of them give a shit

ROFL

for everyone who thinks OUR O-line has problems: shut the **** up.

My lord, it looks like the Hawks are blitzing every time, but they're only rushing four.

What's the NFL record for a team giving up sacks in a single game?

Seattle got 4 already, and its only the 1st Quarter!

Make that 5

Its 12.

With our front line, I honestly don't think Joe Montana could even survive.
This is getting hard to watch.:shake:

4th & 27

Sacked 3 in a row.

Good God Almighty.

Oh my God, that line cannot block!!!

Dude..this is embarrassing :shake: :shake:

OH MY GOD - NOW I see why they never usually put makeup on that dude Michelle - he was shaking like Katherine Hepburn

They could start with a 3 step drop. This offense is ancient, it won't work in today's NFL.

All I need to win is to make sure that Morris and the Seattle D score less than 22 points. After one quarter, I look absolutely cooked. fuck you Oakland!! :cuss: Just score two TDs, you dumb knuckledraggers :cuss: :cuss:

What happened to that great Raider defense? Oh wait, it never existed.

Jerramy Stevens is one dumb one who sucks the penis.

It's unbelievable how bad the Raiders really are. Focus on individual players and notice the absolutely terrible technique in everything they do. It's embarrassing. They play zone D like a high school team. And that O line...OMG

the walrus is pissed

coo, coo, kachoo

Nice job, Turd.

I sure miss Terdell Sands.

All of a sudden this game is waist-deep in dumbassery.

"Only the Raiders"

HAHA Stevens. What an uber-tool from DA U.

This I agree.

LMAO @ Holmgren chewing his ass out.

Haha, another drop by Stevens.

Stevens has to be the biggest pussy in the NFL. If I'm Holmgren, I cut him right now. In the middle of the game, tell him to take his pads off and get the fuck out of my sight.

Doh. What was I thinking? Not the U. Washington. Speaking of dumbasses.

I can't see that this year. Allen and Hali should each have career days.

'Zactly.

Except they need him because he is a pretty important part of their offense. He's a pussy, but he isn't that bad.

Well, we managed to keep them out of the end zone, twice.
That’s something.


.....me thinks a trip to the shed is in order.