Drunnk on a Wednesday night. Anyone Want to Brawl??!!
 

I'm 50 bucks into the minibar so far.
Who wants to start a pissin' match??!!
Or even a random/gross/whatever/photoattachment match??!!

:Lin: :evil: :Pimp: :# rochambeau :spank: :Elvis: Raiduhs :jester: PBJ nlm WooWoo :BLVD: :whackit:

Hey Tinyevil, Gochiefs heard you were drunk at a hotel and wants to take advantage of you. Give him a call

Your googleimaged red light sabre is no match for my tiny Jack Daniel's bottle, Diet Pepsi and King Sized Snickers!

LOL!!!

May Montezuma have revenge on your vacation!

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I've actually done that at THE VENICE WHALER (Chiefs Bar) when the bathroom (only one toilet one urinal) had the toilet backed up.

Didn't sit though.

And my bro knew what I had done when he saw the piss screen sitting in the corner of the floor!

(two points, TinyE!)

We need a ref/scorekeeper. Where's Rainman when you need him?!

Did you have ring around your ass cheeks??? :p

Told you, I didn't sit down. it was a "shoot from the chute" situation.

Hey, YOU asked. :shrug:

:shake:

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Don't blame me, nobody's bringin' it.

ROFL ROFL

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Holy shit.

That guy is the creepiest Dr. Phil clone.

Dude, not cool.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Victory is mine!

BigRedChief, as soon as I hone my photoshop skillz, you are so goin' down!

I will do a double-pike jump on your asses!

:shake: :shake:
ROFL ROFL

going about as good as those new ruby tuesday spicey commercials

I'm the deer you are the hunter. Feeling a dump coming on too.
http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-DeerHunter.jpg

dude, you realize what kind of damage you could do in a convenience store?

He already was there. He thought this was the beer aisle.
http://www.hazcity.com/pymatuning/store-damage.jpg

ROFL ROFL ROFL

hell, I could be three sheets for under $10

alright. Now I'm mad! (ran out of tiny liquor bottles, going through the domestic beer selections, up to 76 bucks)

your typing well for a Wednesday drunk

$76 bucks? You know what you could have spent that money on?
http://www.gay-toys-shop.de/images/p...ages/167_0.jpg

Ewww. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Yeah, pretty gross.

BRC!

(Kit Kat bar and a Budweiser put me over the $80 mark!)

:Lin:

I'm THAT guy, I guess.
Well, tonight anyway.
Haven't barfed yet.
Got more photoshoppin' in me. As bad as it may be. Too bad GoatCheez is offline. Fugger.
I'm ready to lay waste. All you fuggers who flamed me for not getting a boner over the Knight hit...Wait...I didn't say that...

Yeah. Used the paper towels to grab it. ya know, so the particals could have a smooth flow to the Pacific 200 feet away. And, didn't want to leave my oatmeal for all the Wilford Brimleys to see.

Ouch. I guess I should have remembered that CP is a market research site only in the off-season. I figured the majority of dudes here had darkened the doorstep of a TIGF, so, thought I'd ask. If you think it sucks, that's your opinion and that's fine. I can sleep at night knowing I've annoyed you probably at least once a week.

Hey, they can't all be gems.

shit i didn't even remember it was tgif I just went in tonight to ruby tuesdays high and said **** your spicey commericals

What thefugg are you doing in Scottsdale? Isn't that where they filmed ALICE?
No wonder you're always drunk.

the herb will do that to you. I guess I'll see you on the YouTube.

TGIF>Chili's>Applebees>RubyTuesday's>RedRobin>Bennigan's

Sounds like Plano, TX.

and I only started to get personal because you asked me to bring it on. I'm really a pu$$y, didn't you read the "Knight hit" thread?

stolen from an african land chased out of a bar. I saw my friend tonight. So don't push to far

That's supposed to work like...it's been said by me so many times that it's a joke. Kind of like the "Al Bundy High School football era" thing.
I've peaked, I know it. But it's all I've got.

Don't defend yourself, man. Play like redrum and make fun of his mom.

Oh man, now you've asked for it!!!!!!

you mother not only swallows...she Gargles!
:shrug:

(I told you I was a pu$$y)

BTW... Another Buttweiser just put me over the $85 mark on the minibar. I'm looking to go for three digits tonight, folks!

Vote for my next minibar infraction:
Miller Lite (can)
Heineken (bottle)
Chivas (tiny bottle)
Butterfinger (bar)

You two have something in common. Then again, he wasn't drunk when he laid some fat chick.

Chicks! :whackit:

Expense account, bro.

Plus, this is (a suburb of) Dallas. They don't sell that chit in certain counties.

(bytheway, not proud)

I guess I should feel special then. He wanted it bad enough to lie for it.

Anyway, weren't we talking about your mom or something?

My company would never pay that much for alcohol. Does the hotel list it separate, or is it all just included under the room?

Ah, the old reverse-bag. Nice move, EnDelt. Like Steve Martin's "twenty insults about my nose" move in Roxanne. Well played.

BTW, your mom needs that boil on her ass lanced.

and someones calling my name from the back of the restrant

It makes me feel better about myself. Otherwise, I don't think I could cope.

Wait, what's going on here. Is this a hijack in the making?
EnDelt ,did you bone Luv or something? Or is this the reference to the old 2 billion posts thread about her and WTF was that guy's handle?
:whackit:

I don't think he'd touch me with a 10-foot pole.

Fixed yer post

:thumb:

my avatar IS fuggin creepy.

Listening to "Since you been gone" on iTunes.

Yeah, you're jealous!

Man, this thread is really suffering. Even I admit it. :reaper:

I can breathe for the first time.

Passe. Now I'm on to "Faint" by Linkin' Park. Testosterone levels rebuilding....more hair falling out.

My god, how bored you must be.

pics time.

just tapped a Miller Lite. That makes it $92. Two more and I hit the c-note.

And the best you could do is hook up with the flat-chested Kaptian/Mer, and she dumped you.










TinyEvil, this is how you do it.

Ok, I'm good for a few random toilet and urinal pics.

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I was on a flgiht and this guy was in the middle seat next to me. He was a former NFL D-lineman. (from the 70's). Super-nice guy. But he fell asleep and was bigger than the friggin' seat. Spilled all into my seat. I had to take this pic with my phone.

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You rang??!!
(found the errant Duke in a Baja, Mx, toilet and had to take the opportunity for a re-enactment of the crime.)

And now for the sink

The next generation of public toilets

The view from the inside

I snapped this one in "The Plaza" in your own beloved KC. WTF??!!