Flatulence forces plane landing in Nashville
 

http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

She should know, you just have to look disgusted at the person in the row in front of you and act like you are fanning it away!

Chicks who fart in public are without question a security threat

They're lucky there wasn't an explosion.

I think it's the broad in the middle:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=50453&stc=1

What a Dum-Dum move, either let a stewardess know that you will be making frequent bathroom runs to avoid looking suspicious or let'em all smell your ass.

Who besides GC & Archie F Swin are we looking at here???

I always find it interesting to actually see fellow Planeteers.

C4ME has a gas problem. A real shocker there.

It must be all those baked beans.

L to R: Bob Dole, crazy Cowboys fan Bob Dole boinking at the time, Archie Swin, Chiefs4me, gochiefs

So they drop her off here?

Great.

FAX

Hopefully they will put her on a bus to Memphis. She'll fit right in there.

Thanx, I didnt recognize Bob Dole with the beard, he looks a bit like Sam Elliott with it.

He smokes more cigarettes than Sam Elliot ever dreamed of.

Stooopid broad.

Wyatt...get me another beer!
http://www.moviestore.com/library/photos/264/264891.jpg

One of the most bad-ass westerns ever made, good pic = rep

I always thought Thorntons role was awesome, he owned his character
"Jesus Christ, playin' cards with you is like tryin' ta' eatin' dinner with my brothers kids"......cracks me up EVERY TIME.

"I'll be your huckleberry." Val Kilmer did Doc justice.

One of the most perfectly cast movies ever, its easily my favorite Kurt Russell flic.

PS - Didnt mean to hijack your thread FringeNC.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.
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I smell a class action lawsuit brewing on behalf of the gastroenterology challenged. On second thought, maybe I smell something else. They should hold the announcement of the class action suit outdoors just to be safe.

nice lady mullet

thats....just....wrong

Hahahaha - I was scared somebody might misconstrue that. I think everybody knew I was talking about the mulleteer, not the weatherman.

that pic is like a chiefsplanet buffet of punching bags

why yes it is, I think I need to save it to my harddrive. heh.