Do you know the definition of confusion?

20 lesbians in a fish market....

sorry...but even though you may not post, don't even pretend like you didn't read it and find it at least mildly amusing...

[Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 01:12 PM]

YUCKY....But LMAO !

WARNING: ANOTHER TASTELESS JOKE. SENSITIVE FOLKS STOP READING NOW.

What is the difference between a lesbian and a Triscuit?

One is a snack cracker…

xoxo~
gaz
fallen in with a bad crowd on this thread.


[Edited by Gaz on 02-09-2001 at 03:00 PM]

Unfortunately, I am unaware of the word trisuit. And the punch line is obviously a play on words in some catch phrase. Could someone enlighten me?

Thanks for the help.
Dave
-Trying not to sound dumb, but wanting to be a part of the fun...

Oh dear.

Nothing kills a joke quicker than explanation.

Triscuit is a cracker. You eat or snack snack on it. You could substitute Ritz or Harvest Crisps if you were so inclined.

The joke here involves swapping the initial sounds in the two words to arrive at a different meaning.

xoxo~
gaz
dancing around it.

Sorry, I didn't put two and two together (trisuit=triscuit)... it all makes so much sense now. I thought is was some kind of executive that liked to sleep with men, women, and animals or something (tri=3 suit=executive)

Dave
-going to take my reerun pills now.

How do you tell if a house has been built by lesbiens??? It's all tongue and groove and no studs...

Joining the tasteless crew..

eeeyuck...i had fish for dinner, joe.
sec

Here's one:

Q: How does a redneck woman tell if her trailer is level?

A: She has sperm running out of BOTH sides of her mouth.

bishop_74-

No, the dunce cap is mine. I misspelled Triscuit©.

xoxo~
gaz
found the 2nd best way to kill a joke.

FYI

Triscuit is a registered trademark, not a copyrighted work.

Johnny - seeing how much longer we can analyze Gaz's joke.

My bad.

Triscuit™

xoxo~
gaz
watching his dead horse being mercilessly flogged.

It's OK. This is much more fun than what I am supossed to be doing which is checking on the amount of badwidth that people are hoggin on our network. Of course I am a Major contributor with all of my feature length pornography...

Okay, so does anyone else watch South Park?

The first season I think they had an episode where all he kids want to be lesbians because they want to impress there lesbian teacher...obviously, they don't know what a lesbian is...

Cut to scene...Cartman at home on his hands and knees licking the carpet...

Stan or Kyle says, "What you doing Cartman?"

Cartman: My mom says if I want to be a lesbian I have to learn how to lick carpet.

end of episode, Cartman eating a cardboard box...

"What ya doin' Cartman?"

"My mom says you have to eat box to be a Lesbian."

When I first saw this episode I about pissed myself from laughing so hard...:D

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment?

Potpourri

Postal, I'm LMAO, and the people around me are wondering if I'm okay...

I laughed pretty hard at the trailer park joke too...they're gonna have me committed....:dazed:

[Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 04:27 PM]

Joe,
Maybe it's about time you head home, huh? Have a good weekend!

25 minutes and counting...and you have a good one too...

Yeah 58Forever - that was actually the 2nd or 3rd season of Sout Park. All the gang bought Birkenstocks and tried to listen to the Indigo Girls.

JC, I bought the DVD of some of the South Park Episodes and I made sure that one was on it...I still laugh my *** off when I see it...even thinking about it makes me laugh...:D

Killer Birkenstocks dude....

The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates
were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened
as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."