How did you alleviate your frustrations...
 

...from our soul-crushing, heart-breaking, ass-sucking team's latest epic disaster?

Did you drink yourself into oblivion? Clean out the garage? Kick your dog? Jog 20 miles? Beat a Colts fan to death with a shovel? Bury yourself in a good book? Or are you so masochistic at this point that you've actually learned to enjoy the pain?

Personally, I bought myself a new 20" widescreen computer monitor and lost myself in Neverwinter Nights.

I threw Mario Danelo off a cliff.

I immediately started focusing on my next team, which involved a blue bird :KU: instead of the red one you have retreated to. ;)

Played alot of video games and smoked alot of grass.

Jokes....

James Dungy, Mario Danelo, and Barrett Robbins walk into a bar...

I burned a ho with a crack pipe.

I didn't.

I was prepared. I knew my bad girlfriend was visiting friends in Indy and that they were going to the male strippers. It was very likely she was coming home with d!ckbreath.

I fought off my frustration and knew it was over when green started the 2nd half. Herman lied, the team looked like ass, and in my heart, I knew this team didn't belong in the post season.

I read the "blues clues peekaboo" "10 little ladybugs" and "my daddy" books to my daughter....again.

I have this stuffed toy that is a Chiefs player. I pretended he was Herm and drop kicked him in the nuts about 50 times and then threw in the waste can for the garbage men to pick up.

I stole a truck at a convenient store and later on left it with my used needles and crack pipe on the floorboard.

took a rococet pill, then smoked numerous blunts of purple haze

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Yep pretty much. I felt that the season was a waste. Like most of the Jets last 5 years. So I was all excited bout KU b-ball and the win yesterday helped.


I have come to the realization that the Chiefs are serious about one thing. Milking as much money out of the Real KC fans as they can...

So it doenst hurt as bad anymore..

Hiring Herm really put a dampner on my hopes and excitement for the Chiefs and there immediate future.

My wife's friend came in at the end of the 3rd and started going on about how stupid I was for watching the game and how it was over and the Chief's were going to lose, etc, etc.


I (like many others here) wasn't in the best of moods at that point so my exact response was: "Shut your f*****g mouth about it or I'll kick you in the snatch."



so she shut up and didn't talk to me until it was over and I felt much better.

I took a dip in the hot tub and started focusing on tonights game ;)

I was miserable throughout the whole game Saturday, but was over it about 1-1.5 hours afterwards.

NICE, I love NWN!


to answer the question though, I didn't do anything because I didn't think we "deserved" to be there anyway,a nd what could I do? I knew Eddie and Samie wouldn't get open, and I just assumed that we had no plan other then to run, since our OC had never called a play before this year.

the ladies must love you

Bob Dole was so shitfaced by the second half kickoff that the rest of the weekend is pretty blurry.

I cashed in the $100 bet that I put down on the Colts. I wish I had lost the bet. :(

My expectations for this game was low to start with..... actually got on here and watched everybody bitch about it and laughed my ass off over who was to get the blame...........

We all have know we were getting old on the OL, bad WR's and the draft picks haven't stepped up yet......

Sad part is now Herm wants to revamp the whole offense, new scheme. Hello another 2 years of poor offense.......

BTW, I called this shot after the game, saying Herm will probally have a new scheme in place next year.

Herm is a West Coast offense guy ...........

Seriously, I was over the game an hour or so after the final whistle.

My meltdown moment came on the missed FG. What's funny is that when Lin Tynes shanked that gimme I let loose with a Dresden of F-bombs, screaming at the top of my lungs for probably 20 seconds -- and then remembered that there was a children's birthday party going on in the backyard next door, and there was nothing more than my screen door to filter the outburst.

As I was closing the sliding glass door, I was thinking: Either they think I'm beating my wife, or they think I'm a drunken, profane jerk. Or both.

When my wife went over to collect our young'un, I asked her to please apologize to the neighbors for me. She did, but she said the hostess just stared at her blankly and said "we didn't hear anything with all the noise from the kids." I hope she was telling the truth and not just being polite.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

The missed FG was my meltdown moment as well. I threw my drink (1/4 full diet pop from Wendy's) at the door.

The good thing about diet pop is that it doesn't get sticky when it dries. Still, that was quite a mess to clean up.

I accepted our fate after the second pick. After the game I went out side with my brother to smoke the "victory" cigars I had bought. I spent the rest of the night in my room watching DVDs and avoiding this place. I actually took it pretty well, which surprises me. But I didn't watch a single snap of football yesterday, I don't even know how the games turned out. I guess I'll suck it up and watch the NC game tonight.

The O sucked so bad I never even really got a chance to get too worked up. Well when Green started the 2nd half I have to admit I went off a little about that. Moving on, bring on the Lakers.

Drank alot of beer, tried to tell myself it's just a game, tried really hard.

Got on the treadmill in my underwear and ran for 20 mins. (I know the visual is bad, and you haven't even ever seen me) It's hard to do piss drunk.

Watched KU have pretty good game, didn't see the end, but surly they won. I'm more of an MU fan, but the hawks are entertaining, and the rush connection helps.

I finally got on Chiefsplanet and vented with others, but it's not enough. I'm at work now and don't feel like doing anything. I didn't even watch the other games.

My step dad called to rub it in my face, but since he's a donkey fan I was able to throw a little back at him, still not enough.

I have to do something and soon to get the rest of this out of my system.

any suggestions? Where's thepascalplaze at, I need someone to abuse.

I cursed enough at the missed FG, the wife growled at me, and my response got myself in trouble and the child removed from the room.

It wasn't long after that, that I accepted what I knew was going to happen, reminded myself of what I'd decided after the Cleveland game, watched the rest of the game in frustration, intermingled by short lived hope......

and then read to the kid.

that was better use of my time than spending alot of time here, getting even more pissed off.

I didn't meltdown at the botched kick, I half expected it. Tynes is money on the long distance clutch kicks, but has had a few misses on the easy kicks. I was horrified at what I saw, but surprised.

The only thing I threw was my hat at the floor as hard as I could towards the end. I think it might have been the second pick, screaming about the lack of protectection Green was getting.

I was screaming the same thing.. They should of put in Huard, He doesnt need protection...

I resigned myself to the "Same Old Chiefs". If they ever win a SuperBowl in my lifetime it will be a shock.

I feel like Cubs fans must feel.

Well, in my defense, I wouldn't say that to just anyone. This gal is only a ring and some sex away from being my other wife so I can talk to her like that once in a while.

She didn't take too much offense but the point was made. :)

Oh yes, the all wonderful, all amazing Huard is so god-like he can play with out an OLine! Give it up already, Huard had his fair share of fumbles from holding on to the ball too long as well. He is NOT the almighty saviour some of you have him pegged as. But I'm not getting back into the argument, the season is over, I'm finished with this disturbing obsession that is plaguing this place. You all can tell yourselves that Huard would have made a difference if it makes you feel better and ignore the fact that piss poor game planning and a case of drops from the WR corps would have left him looking no fucking better than Green the other night.

I've got one of those, too. I've theorized that she was standing too close to my wife during the ceremony.

Is she hot?

Would she do a threesome?

I got into a fight with some assholes at the bar and the bouncer came to stop it...and i slashed and stabbed him.


I just got out of a jail a few hours ago

I found a nice little place to vent with other dissappointed Chiefs fans on ChiefsPlanet. Thank you Herm for keeping the traditions alive. Go (you've almost made it down the toilet) Chiefs

i pretty much expected.

Matter of fact i didnt vent at all.

At half time, I chased my sheep until I cornered them, then, in a desperate attemtp to escape, one of attempted to shoot the gap on my left side. I responded by wrapping that sucker up and slamming him to the ground like I wish the Chiefs would have.

AAAHHHH, adrenaline.

And then what happened?

Sheep?????

I got on Chiefsplanet. Oh, and I had a donut.

You made us all proud. Way to rep KC.

Huard is so good, the receivers would have held on to the ball. Damon would have willed them into making the catch.

Good thread, Mr. frazod.

For my part, I got back on ChiefsPlanet a little earlier than I planned and posted some really nasty-ass stuff about Herm.

It made me feel a lot better.

FAX

Using Weird Al as inspiration I started writing a parody of a Grease show tune in honor of that stoopid new reality show I had to sit through last night.

I was going to soak in a bubble bath, drink some fruity chic drinks and lament the L while singing some sad broadway ballads from Grease, but realized Gaz had that cornered and I wanted my fury to be original.

I don't particularly think that Huard would have done any better (well, maybe a little) but I would have liked to see him get a chance. The game was obviously gone with Trent in there. Herm had his chance to show me that he really did want to win the game...

Oh, and as far as venting - I didn't really. I was hoping for a good performance but not really expecting a win. I was embarassed by our offense but that was kind of offset by the way our D played.

Luckily I kept my attitude going in that this was not a play-off team and had my expectations very low,it seriously helped in feeling no pain about the loss but it didn't stop me from shouting at the tv numerous times and unleashing a wrath on Herm for throwing everything but the kitchen sink at the Jags and yet making me sit through this crap.

I was at a party with 15 others and I was drinking 7 & 7 so by the 4th quarter my tirades were fairly frequent.I spent the rest of the evening and early morning going to a second party and getting absolutely shitfaced.The only redeeming thing about this weekend is that my play-off fantasy teams did rather well seeing I avoided all Chiefs players except LJ.

I'm also stoked about next weekend,it may not be KC football but it's football and I'm going to catch every last minute I can before that long off season kicks in.

I was more than halfway expecting the results so I remained surprisingly mellow. I had to work Saturday so I set the DVD to record the game since I knew I would get home about half-way through it. I walked in, heard the announcer say that the Chiefs had 21 TOTAL yards while the Colts had 22 first downs - went in the bedroom, turned off the recorder, and calmly sat through the rest of the slaughter.

I had some major disappointment, but I realize that this is a sporting event and that I need to watch it, enjoy it and let it go. When you don't enjoy it you have to let it go quicker or you may become an alcoholic, based on some of the responses here.

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I ran 3 miles. Then the next day I ran again. I'm going to do it again tonight. I'm going to keep doing it.

To be honest I do that every day anyway.

Oh, and I wrote the Temporary Team Finder and became a Titans fan.

I pretty much bitched about the fact that the gamplan sucked ass.

I also pretty much bitched about the fact that we're all pretty much ****ed for the next two years, as long as Carl and Herm is around.

alcohol

I was only about 2 hours early at the bar for the game. Drunk by kickoff. Really drunk by 2nd half kickoff. I think I played some pool & darts somewhere in there. Ended up at home drinking until about 3am. Then I suddenly realized that I had kids to pick up at 8am, so I got me a piece of the wife and passed out.

Sunday sucked ass......

Just went out to dinner with the family afterwards and tried to remember the simple things in life. When i was younger, i would have probably punched holes in the walls...but ive matured as ive gotten older. (I will admit when Tynes missed that gimmie FG, i about threw my bottle of water through the TV)

I fed my neighbors cottonwood tree some anti-freeze.

Remember the pass Dante dropped, about a 5 yarder that would have been a first down assuming if he'd caught it he wouldn't have turned around and run toward his own end zone?

That was the moment where I lost it. It was like the Christmas Story scene where the kid starts beating up the bully and the f-bombs are flowing forth. That was me. When that ball just sort of bounced off Dante it all came out.....MFing, CSing, whore bitch sonofapig bastard!!!!! etc, etc.

After that I calmed down a bit, I was resigned to the inevitable outcome. Sure, there were a few moments of false hope but deep down I knew it was over. So I made a Bloody Mary and eventually the anger just melted away to sadness.

If you're interested, he is the recipe for a C***S***ing, M*****F***ing Whore Bloody Mary.


20 oz glass
1/2 lemon
Celery salt
Worcestershire
Tabasco
Snap-e-Tom spicy tomato juice
Clamato
Vodka

Fill 20 oz glass about 3/4 with ice. Squeeze in juice of 1/2 lemon. Season with celery salt, worcestershire and tabasco, to taste. Pour in about 1/3 each vodka, tomato and clamato. Mix well with a larger glass or shaker cup.

Garnish with celery or throw at TV, to taste. Enjoy!!

I have been getting totally into a 65 Barracuda, football sucked again. Totally jacked when everthing went right the previous weekend, then plummit off a cliff last Saturday. :cuss:

You were in Wichita?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

ROFL

I rooted against Dallas, it worked for me.

Yeah, it's that silver tongue of his.

I don't think Herm knows one offense from another.

I drank a beer with big red chief, warpath, and grandllama and then drove 8 frigging pissed off hours home.

You spelled defense wrong.

I opened up my closet door pulled out the gimp *donk* fan i keep locked in the closet and beat him to a bloody pulp then remembered i'm still breathing and the Chiefs are still sucking, everything is normal.

I'm so used to the ineptitude of this franchise it doesn't even hurt anymore when they lose. I just turn the TV off and go play with my kids.

I'm done investing my emotional well being in the Kansas City Keystone Cops.

Z

Screamed some..drank some..bitched some..bitched some more..laughed some..cried some..then my in-bred neighbors pissed me off so I shot at their truck as it went by....

Sad to say, this actually is the way I felt. I'm so used to the Chiefs playing like the Keystone Cops when something is on the line that it didn't bother me at all. I'm used to it by now and fully expect them to screw up (and that's sad - I have no expectations of the Chiefs actually accomplishing anything until the entire organization is gutted)

ditto. and a drank. alot.

Then on Sunday I sobered up and realized what had happened. I no longer own a ps2. Well, not a working one.

I wish and hope that some of the Chiefs.....
 

see some of what great fans think about them. I have heard that George Brett was prone to attacking toilets and locker room lavatories when shit like Chiefs vs Browns / Chiefs vs Colts type events transpired in his baseball life. Our Chiefs probably rant by listening to hip-hop on their Ipod and re-planning a nice long vacation. I hope they pay a little more for cancelling previous reservations. A guy can dream, you know.

I'm the same as you... I deal with huge loss and dissapointment by buying something.

The only problem is, I don't get my money until tonight at midnite, then it's off to WalMart for a PS3. Unless my rational brain can convince me to use that money to help pay off the credit cards...