Seems we have had
 

an outbreak of rampant stupidity.

Either get back on track or some peoples heads will explode.

An outbreak? Seems like the Planet's usual background hum to me.

Are you new here?

TO threads coming shortly.

Me thinks Huard will be a big hit in the arena league........

WTF? Aren't you just happy to show up here and enjoy the atmosphere? Why would you want things to improve? That's just asinine.

Hunts dont pay taxes...
David freaking Carr?
Trade everybody and hire back Saunders?
Fire the whole staff.


Why not keep everyone and double salaries. Hunts can deduct more that way.

You're right. Time for a poop thread.

You raise an excellent point, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I think we should be concerning ourselves with the problem of spontaneous human combustion.

Principally, we can only pray that this strange and anomalous phenomenon doesn't move down the evolutionary chain to primates. There's nothing sadder than the prospect of watching a little monkey explode in a blazing ball of violent, intense flame for no good reason.

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I knew I could Count on you.

Im getting tinfoil out soon.


The sign for the week is "Sleeping Dogs Dont Bite"
Countersign is "and the snow is drifting"


Beware. And be afraid.

Its the offseason, its gonna be an EXPLOSION of fingerpointing, ill conceived threads/threats & quite possibly a Homicide or 2.

Get Ma & the chidrens to the storm cellar, its not blowing away ANYTIME soon.

However, if you make it through this Crucible, you will be invited to camp.

true

Like it or not, the first time a monkey explodes in your face, all these problems will seem miniscule at best.

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Pondering a poll but someone stole it...will chiefs go further next year.

jeeze

Perhaps you could consider a poll based on the premise of which animal would you least like to see spontaneously combust in your immediate presence, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I'm betting that monkey would come in number one.

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yes
this is the most brilliant thread on the front page

Skip Towne shits better threads than this

I'm somewhat disappointed, Mr. blueballs. I had you figured as a person concerned about the issues associated with the instantaneous fiery demise of lower animal species without apparent external cause.

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New rule, Noobs can't post ever! Let's call it "your and idiot" law! :shake:

off topic but great avatar scorp.

Back to work

A stupidity outbreak on Chiefsplanet is like a cold and flu outbreak in 14th century Europe.

At least we're not the Minnesota Vikqueens.

If you really want some stupidity, go to the Kansas City Star chiefs discussion board. I see more idiot things there than about anywhere. Like Voyager's (or however you spell it) draft plan for success.

Huh?

Ever see a monkey blow up unexpectedly?

They look like little hairy suicide bombers.

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I saw a monkey blow up once. I went to a zoo in Israel, and a monkey from Palestine suddenly ran over and blew himself up near the area where they get their food. It was horrible.

As long as Carl is on the list I'm all for this.

The problem with spontaneous primate combustion is that you never know when or even if it will occur.

Otherwise, you could sick a bunch of primed-to-blow monkeys on people you dislike. Even the CSI-Miami guy would have a hard time figuring that one out.

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Nobody gives a f**k about monkeys. Exploding badgers would be the worst, though.

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

My sincere apologies, Mr. Simplex3. I had no idea that the hatred of monkeys was so immoderate and widespread among the Planeteer population.

I am now officially on the exploding badger bandwagon.

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I could see where exploding GoChiefs would be bad, but I think we should do a test run to find out the real reaction. We'll only need to do it once.

I think the worst thing about spontaneous badger combustion is the fact that those little buggers are biters.

Unfortunately, that means that they can grab ahold of your leg or shoe and hang on. Then, when you try to shake them loose, they go off. That's the really bad part.

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OH! Exploding HERMS!

Man, I could get into this.

I wish I had your faith, Mr. Simplex3.

Unfortunately, I view Herm as more of a fizzle.

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True, it has been "exploding offenses".

We don't need no stinking Badgers

If there are no badgers then what will I poke with beryllium-hardened spoons? n00bs?

Anybody here ever try the electric eel soup at Olive Garden?

I don't know about you guys, but I don't think diet Dr. Pepper tastes like regular Dr. Pepper.

At all.