My First Thread!!!!!!
 

Oh. My. God! It's my first thread! I am in noob heaven. In honor of this spectacular acheivement in human history, I would like to ask Mr. William Shatner to say a few words...
http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/williamshatner.jpg

....well it appears Bill is a bit indisposed right now. Sorry 'bout that. He woulda' said something great, I'll bet. Or perhaps gone off on a drunken tangent...

In any event, I'd like to thank the Academy, my peers, and my mentors. Without you, none of this would have been possible. And of course, I'd like to thank my dear departed parents, without whom's DNA, my remarkable existance could not have happened. Thank You. And props out to my peeps, ya'll. JC in the hizzie.

Go Jets. ;)

REPOST!!!!!!!

repost?

See what happens when we let fans of other teams in? They lay their eggs and then we can't ever get rid of them.

ehhhh.....ive seen better first posts...

I blame bill parcells.

This is an amazing piece of work for a first-timer. Pictures, text, liberal use of those three little dots...I've got to tell you, I'm impressed.

Damn n00bs

I'm an impressive piece of work. ;)

Plus a winking smilie to top off the masterpiece.

Rumor has it that Michelangelo started out this way.

/././.

I think you just did....

What's up Bill ????

who's JC?????

I think my first thread was about hairy nipples on women, so, I'm not impressed.

My first thread was how i wanted to be a professional football player... heh



Jets suck baows and

btw..













this thread has lost its burst

I especially enjoyed the reference to "The Trouble With Tribbles" episode.

its called an ellipsis. three dots in a sentence is called an ellipsis. just FYI

Shatastic!

How do I know that you're not just making that up so that I'll make a fool of myself at a grammar convention someday? For years when I was a little kid, my dad told me that a necklace was called a vulva.

They make a special shampoo and little comb for that.

An ellipsis? We always called that "three dots in a sentence"

Not in Russia.

In Russia, ellipses types you!

ROFL ROFL

Have you paid your thread tax? I'm the Planet treasurer. Send me $20 please.

you still haven't sent me that stuff that I gave you that $50 for

I don't know, it inspired me.






...to drop a neg rep bomb.

:)

Go and get a blood test, I'll bet you got what you paid for.

That was for shipping and handling. Please remit $100 for the product.

...

I don't get it. :sulk:

We desperately need the CP wiki.

I won't pay $50 for handling, I can get that for $5 from the crack-head downsatirs

Hopefully the crack-head is a she.

occassionally

LMAO

Welcome to the Planet.

Thank you..

Dammit Bill, you blew the ellipsis. You have lost your burst.

LMAO Nice!!

I will start planning my first thread now.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

OK

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

It might be: Who was the last person to flip you off?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

You have to hit 50 posts first

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

That is alot dancing bananas.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

damn...I am going to have dancing bananas in my sleep.

it depends on your BAC

fuck you :p

Wow. This thread sorta took on a little life of its own. Including a new word I've never heard before, 'Shatastic'. Oh, and chagrin, f-u-2. :p

Here's a few more:

n00bastic
n00barific
n00bantic
n00bify/ied

Could you also conjugate n00bifying?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff

Russian reversal is a type of joke which frequently appears in many online communities, particularly, on Slashdot, Digg, LUE and its spinoffs, and Uncyclopedia. The general form of the Soviet Russia joke is that the subject and objects of a statement are reversed, and “In Soviet Russia,” or something equivalent, is added. For example:

In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
or

In the US, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
Many times, the opening line is cut. For example:

In Soviet Russia, Sock wears you!
instead of:

In the US, your wear a sock.
In Soviet Russia, sock wears you!

If I only had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

Why dont they make the FACES OF DEATH available on DVD???

I'm afraid the world may never know...
http://www.tootsie.com/image-sb/licks/howmany4.jpg

YOur mom is like a platter of Hooters hot wings...crowds of guys stand around her licking their chops at digging their greasy fingers into her golden flesh, her juices soaking in to the bone, and with each bite your tastebuds will never be the same.

Congratulations, you have just joined the most clandestine & powerful secret society in the world, we make the Illuminati look like the Boy Scouts.

You must pray to Lord Molech 5 times a day while perched atop a pile of dirty, evil money to maintain membership.

Do not disappoint us or we will erase you & your family from existence.

Sure.