Would you want to have an identical twin?
 

Not necessarily an evil twin or anything. Just an identical one.

Advantages:

1. Built-in pal of the same age throughout life.
2. You can see how clothing looks on you without a mirror.
3. You can score with each others' wives on moonless nights.
4. Easy to confuse authority figures seeking to blame you for offenses ranging from truancy to murder.
5. Easy to build your own nature vs. nurture experiments.
6. Possible secret language.

Disadvantages:

1. Generally creepy to know that there's another one of you running around.
2. 1/3 of time - called by right name, 1/3 of time - called by wrong name, 1/3 of time - called "the twins".
3. Probably get shafted on birthdays.
4. Possibly harder to get top secret clearances.
5. Possible frameups for murder if twin is indeed evil.
6. Probable splitting of the vote for "Most likely to succeed", "Best looking", "Most studious", etc., in high school.

I killed mine in the womb.

Good thinking.

Technically would that be an abortion?

Yes. If the anti-abortionists had caught you, they would have killed you in the womb.

No, but I would like to have a robot that looked and acted like me(maybe not exactly like me, that could be bad in some situations), that I could have stand in on things that I don't feel like doing.

i would. i think if i had an identical twin i could kick his ass. this would work ot great. nothing could possibly go wrong

I killed your twin in the womb, too.

I see he inflicted brain damage on you.

Who?

you babykiller :mad:

You don't want two of me around. No-one would know there were two of me. One would always be somewhere obvious to set up the alibi while the other carried out our nefarious plans.

Fetus killer, maybe, but I prefer "abortion specialist".

Wow, this thread started out about the pros and cons of having a twin. But now, it's just about baby murder and various abortion techniques.

How cool.

FAX

Its not all its cracked up to be.

It's just cracked.

dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well

As stated earlier in the thread...the sibling rivalry would be murderous in such a small space.

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Ummmm, I have a twin

I dated a twin once. What a pain in the ass.

If I only had a dollar for every time I read a post like this.

I have non-identical twins in my family, boy and girl.

When you walk through doorways, do you ever collide with your twin because you both thought it was a mirror?

They were triplets, but I killed one of them.

Do you ever accidentally get mixed up and call him by your name?

Ah...see post #18.

Ever try to kill him?

FAX

Wouldn't they have been expecting to walk into a mirror anyway?

I'd kill the bastard who confused me with a mirror.

FAX

many times

When you see your twin in a doorway, do you ever pretend like you're his reflection just to confuse him? And if so, how long can you pull it off before he figures it out?

no

I did. It was my first, and last, botched mission.

LMAO

We're talking about SPchief here.

I'd kill him then.

FAX

Oh yeah.

Has his wife ever accidentally come up to you, rubbed your crotch, and invited you to ravage her like the Nazis in Warsaw? And if so, was she good?

I choose not to answer that question as to not incriminate myself.

His wife is that ugly, huh?

Damn, he's probably wishing I *had* killed him.

Did you and your twin ever go out wearing a red outfit and a green outfit so you could identify color-blind people?

Close, they were red and blue

Nazi's were lover boys...or were they sadistic?

I was going to say the Japanese in Nanking, but I thought that would be tacky.

This doesn't have anything to do with abortion, but according to Gillian Anderson, some folklore suggests that doppelgangers are real, Mr. Rain Man.

They are like an identical twin, but if you're a good person, your doppelganger will be evil and vice versa.

Not only that, but when you see your doppelganger, both you and your doppelganger die. So, in that respect, they're a lot like doppelgangbangers.

FAX

If they are doppelpoontangers, they would die if they did it with the eversoslender Mary Kate Ashley, cause there's not enough to go round.

Good additional point, Mr. Extra Point.

Of course, the ones to really look out for are the doppelwangfangers. Those buggers bite and they go right for the swinger.

FAX

Oh. So no dopplewangdangdoodleallnightlong.

No you didn't; you only threatened to kill me. :p :D

My grandpa fed my twin to the gators..

For some reason, it kind of annoys me to know that my psycho ex-boss's doppleganger is caring for lepers in Calcutta while curing cancer and global warming.

I've met a few twins where I would like to have both of them...at the same time of course...before I was married of course.

Can you imagine multiple Redrum-69's??


Boogblasters mom would never get off her back

not that she does already

I would of liked a twin cause just to see how perfect he would be compare to me.

I don't think the world could handle two of me.

Maybe not, but two of you would make a Wholecan.

FAX

ROFL true unless my twin was a tard than it would be 3/4 can.

Wouldn't he have to be a tard to be your twin?

I always wanted someone to take the blame.................