Just submitted this photo to a modeling agency
 

Do I have a chance at a modeling career? Opinions please....

http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/F...568/O22233.jpg

As a serial killer? Perhaps.

You could be a poster boy for something. I just can't put my finger on what for.

HEH!!! might i suggest looking into acting instead???

Psychopathy? :shrug:

Radio disk jockey maybe?

You couldn't have tried a red bikini?

thanks for the encouragement guys...no seriously how good-looking am I on a scale of 1-10?

planet intercom: "paging denver chief.....paging denver chief"

Hell, you are a lot better looking than me, but that is really not saying much!

Man, you are really asking for it...

So you have really hot eyes and most of your hair that you've colored nicely. I can tell you're about 30 lbs overweight and that you've been divorced twice. We can use you in a future Sonic commercial so long as you have no food allergies.

I need to find out if I need to continue my dream of a modeling career or to just drop it.

I have to know if I'm hot or not.

You look like you've been beaten with the ugly stick.

You ie somewhere between Tim Tebow and his girlfriend.

You used to be hot. You should have contacted us 20 years ago prior to all the ding-dongs and cheeseburgers.

Phil, I haven't colored my hair!

You've just read my previous posts to figure all of that other stuff out...sure I could lose 25lbs but I'm still hot right?:hmmm:

so are you saying I should end the dream? :deevee:

why are you doing this to yourself?

You sexy beast.

Nobody should end their dream, I just think you should start lower. I'll bet you could fetch 4 packs of cigarettes in a prison conjugal visit scam.

looks like I found my new desktop wallpaper!

It must be the off season.

maybe you scould send a pic where you don't look like you want to kill something...

:shrug:

Honestly, I can't tell you. All men are unattractive in my book.

Ask DenverChief.

don't steal my thunder...

You look like Ricky Gervais.

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/...ky-gervais.jpg

On a related note, my wife and I saw a movie called "The Holiday" (I think) last weekend. In the movie, Cameron Diaz' character is fawning over a character played by (I had to look this up) Jude Law, and at one point tells him something about him being gorgeous.

I'm looking at this Jude Law guy, and I'm thinking, "What is that about?" He's all kind of lumpy in the face with moles and stuff, and he has bad hair, and at one point he puts on these goofy English glasses and I almost started laughing, thinking it was a little comedy moment. But no one else laughed, and I was kind of confused.

So after the movie, I asked my wife. "That guy," I said, "Is he actually considered good looking?"

With about a nanosecond of hesitation, she replied. "Oh, yeah. He's gorgeous."

"Huh?"

"That hair, those eyes...he's a hunk."

"You're kidding. What about the lumps of flesh in his face, and the moles?"

"Stop it. He's gorgeous, and you know it."

"I don't know it. I thought he was kind of homely. Did you say you like his hair?"

"Yes. It's fantastic hair."

"Did you look at it? It's all on top of his head, like Kramer, but flat. It looks like a bad wig that an accident victim would wear because nothing else will cling to the scar tissue."

"He has the best hair of anyone alive."

(Fade to black)

I just don't get it. I cannot figure out what women see in some of these men. Jude Law? Brad Pitt? They're run of the mill at best, in my opinion, but women seem to find them attractive.

I'm a little bit confused as to why your wife would consider hair to be an important attribute in a man.

laughed so loudly i think i scared my poor wife ...

No kidding. You'd think she would have forgotten about it by now.

Is that a pedophile?

Stevie, that's my hot sexy smouldering look...:drool:

hair might be the most important attribute for a man...Phil would do you consider a man's most important attribute in regard to looks? Eyes? Nose?

Your face has a lot of red in it.

You had your 15 minutes of fame with the old Life cereal commercial, Mikey. Move on...

Have you ever seen the "member photos" thread? You're about to neg-repped into oblivion.

Bleach your hair and you can fill in for Jimmy Johnson.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

I don't know, man. I'll ask the wife. My guess is most women would say "eyes". Yeah, my wife is almost done beating around the bush - she likes honest eyes and butts, but loves the sense of humor.

ruddy complexion:cuss:

I think it's funny how all the people here are avoiding making any direct comment at the risk of sounding "ghey."

Sense of humor is definitely a guys best attribute when it comes to women but modeling agencies don't hire you for your "sense of humor"...I guess my eyes would be my best attribute because I have a flat ass.

I guess I should kiss the dream goodbye:banghead:

Ask her where "rich" falls on the list.

Ask her where "rich" is on her list.

I thought this was kind of funny. Another site had it labeled, "How to identify a rich guy."

http://4rwws.blogspot.com/RichGuy.jpg

So you are on the verge of divorce?

that's what I was thinking

NTTAWWT

To me... not... but Phobia is really the only guy I find attractive.

Fortunately not high. She's fond of "fertile".

Asking a board full of guys how good looking your are?? Pathetic cry for attention.

Put your picture on a rating site, even something like hot or not. You are going to get rated way higher than you really are. But as a frame of reference, it is correct as if you would put a picture of someone better looking than you, they would most likely get a higher rating. For example, nobody on that site can get lower than a 4.2, no matter how ugly you are. That would be the best way to get a unbiased point of view rather than posting on a board full of football guys.

Its the same principle that applies to music stars, has nothing to do with their actual looks. Put an average looking guy on stage or screen, have the press tell everyone how smoldering they are & all of a sudden they are "hot".

Most women are so transparent.

5 on looks as judged by another man or a gay dude. Your personality could add or detract 2 points in the eyes of a woman. Add 2 points in the eyes of a woman if you make over $200K a year. Subtract 1 point if you make less than $50K (at your age)

If your less than 5'-10" subtract 1 point. If your over 6'-1" add one point
If your overweight subtract two points. If your fit and trim add 1 point

Glad I could help. I'd appreciate it if you'd never post your pic again. Thanks :)

You have the most beautiful sweater.

You have absolutely no chance at being a legitimate model

Stop now before you embarrass yourself

C'mon man....nice blue steel look ROFL

Looks more like Le Tigre to me...

try a picture with a better pose....maybe the Magnum? gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage first though

I recommend shaving your eye brows, pluck your eyelashes and strike a pose.....something like this: :)

On anyone else, though, it would look bland and pedestrian. It only looks good on a guy like KChiefs1.

I only have that look on my face when i have constipation.

Kinda look like the mom from Throw Momma From The Train.

LMAO LMAO

Seperated at birth?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...nne_ramsey.jpg

I am not sure about that Skip. Being beaten with the ugly stick would indicate someone deliberately made him look like that. I would prefer "he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down".

You look a little bit like Terry Bowden too
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...gguy/terry.jpg

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Have you thought about "auditioning" for To Catch a Predator?



OK, in all seriousness, I have no clue how "good looking" you are, but you might consider getting someone who actually knows what they're doing to take a head shot.

The problem with the one in the thread header is that it's not flattering at all. The first thing I noticed, it's too bright... that flash really constricts your pupils and makes them look beady. One of the physiological things that humans see as attractive is large pupils... large pupils denote excitement, and we like that.

Check this out: http://www.levensonphotography.com/

Guy in KC that does a lot of this kind of work.

Seriously, if you want to do this do it right. Spend the dough to get real headshots... or, if you want to spend less money, find someone that at least knows how to take a good picture and set up some lighting.

Forget modeling just go straight to porn. I mean, your at least as good looking as Ron Jeremy.

You look like Rainn Wilson's stuntman. Anytime they want to have Dwight Schrute jump from the roof of the warehouse, youda man!

Hand modeling, however, is not out of the question.

thre's just something not natural with a man asking a bunch of other men if he's hot or not. this thread scares me.

He said thats how Richard Simmons started his career.

I'm simply post whoring

Yeah, it's creepin' me out too.

You look like Jimmy Johnson...

http://www.grabow.biz/images/JimmyJohnson.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...gguy/terry.jpg

I've got it!!! He's the lovechild of Terry Bowden and Jimmy Johnson

so, where"s the hot eyes...:hmmm:

This is a question, when asked to men on a football board is just BEGGING to get yourself slayed.

When I see your pic, nothing about it shouts tp me: "hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Good Grief.