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21 Facts You Didn't Know About Sex
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..
http://peety-passion.com/peetypassio...about-subject/ 1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. 2. The most common fantasy is oral sex. 3. 8% of us have regular anal sex. 4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. 5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. 6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. 7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″. 8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. 9. 56% of men have had sex at work. 10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. 11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair. 12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs. 13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. 14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night. 15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm. 16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse. 17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. 18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. 19. 58% like dirty talk during sex. 20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once. 21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. |
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Damon Huard has a 15 inch erection. -Hootie
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I am surprised about the most common fantasy, I would have thought a menage a trois
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22. Believer, wherever he is these days, still has not gotten laid.
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I think the "experience" includes the 15 minutes of talking her into it in the first place... or something.
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39 minutes?
What are they doing wrong that makes it last so long? |
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What do you mean? |
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:cuss: ROFL |
Does this have anything to do with birds and bees?
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62% condone affairs?
...wow. |
I am missing out when I am at work.
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Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.
I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either. |
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Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ? Anecdotes anyone ? :D |
I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....
I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled. |
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More bullshit. I counted the things I don't know about sex and it's exactly 3.2 |
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Every time I see CW I think of an article in maxim or FHM or something like that. It was describing celebrity personalities as alcohol drinks. for example Britney could be maddog 20/20 (white trashy or so forth) anyway, Christopher Walken is the only one I remember, here's why, he was; A shot of vodka straight up, served in a chipped glass and sprinkled with cat shit. |
39 minutes!?
Holy crap I'm inadequate. |
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http://www.elmatecreativos.com/image...ision-spot.jpg |
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I'll pass it on to the guys. |
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Being There, my bestest comedy. |
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Going for first car ride: This is just like television, only you can see much further. |
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Must be drunk sex. |
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Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day. |
Only 21? Dammit. Where can I get the full list.
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22. Redrum's mom likes it from behind all the time.
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Addendum to #17:
29% of those who are virgins when they marry are virgins when they get divorced. |
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Dang few girls are still virgins after two weeks on the road with a Mexican circus. FAX |
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I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?
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Fact 22.
Sex is more fun with a partner. |
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So you can top that 1 3/4 inch eh? |
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Fact 23
Girls will think that they are your girlfriend if you sleep with them more than one. |
24. 88% of men who have slammed their penis in a car door prefer lubrication.
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However, it's strictly a clinical urge and nothing more at that time. :) |
25. 96% of women don't like to be called a filthy whore and slapped in the face when your banging them.
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26. 64% of women don't like it when you accidently get the wrong hole.
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