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dirk digler 02-20-2007 03:54 PM

21 Facts You Didn't Know About Sex
 
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..

http://peety-passion.com/peetypassio...about-subject/

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.


2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

9. 56% of men have had sex at work.

10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an
employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.

20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.

21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

Donger 02-20-2007 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

Is there irregular anal sex?

Crashride 02-20-2007 03:57 PM

Damon Huard has a 15 inch erection. -Hootie

dirk digler 02-20-2007 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
Is there irregular anal sex?

I think they mean on a regular basis.

dirk digler 02-20-2007 03:59 PM

I am surprised about the most common fantasy, I would have thought a menage a trois

StcChief 02-20-2007 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler
I am surprised about the most common fantasy, I would have thought a menage a trois

No sh1t.

Silock 02-20-2007 04:12 PM

22. Believer, wherever he is these days, still has not gotten laid.

siberian khatru 02-20-2007 04:14 PM

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18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
I wish.

seclark 02-20-2007 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru
I wish.

that's counting the smoke and the nap afterwards.
sec

Mile High Mania 02-20-2007 04:16 PM

I think the "experience" includes the 15 minutes of talking her into it in the first place... or something.

Sully 02-20-2007 04:16 PM

39 minutes?

What are they doing wrong that makes it last so long?

Baby Lee 02-20-2007 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania
I think the "experience" includes the 15 minutes of talking her into it in the first place... or something.

I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

TrebMaxx 02-20-2007 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock
22. Believer, wherever he is these days, still has not gotten laid.

This list is for Facts Not Known About Sex. Your example goes on the list for Facts known About Sex.
:)

Sully 02-20-2007 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

Um.

What do you mean?

Baby Lee 02-20-2007 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sully
Um.

What do you mean?

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lonelAngus.jpg

2bikemike 02-20-2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..

http://peety-passion.com/peetypassio...about-subject/


3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

This is more information than I needed to know about Dirk.

dirk digler 02-20-2007 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 2bikemike
This is more information than I needed to know about Dirk.

LMAO

:cuss:

ROFL

greg63 02-20-2007 04:41 PM

Does this have anything to do with birds and bees?

stevieray 02-20-2007 04:41 PM

62% condone affairs?

...wow.

dirk digler 02-20-2007 04:44 PM

I am missing out when I am at work.

jidar 02-20-2007 04:45 PM

Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.

Archie Bunker 02-20-2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..


1. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

Well that makes me feel better.

Stewie 02-20-2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

As the great Richard Pryor said, "Those guys who claim they can go all night long are liars. I can only take about 5 minutes of serious ****ing!"

Baby Lee 02-20-2007 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jidar
Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.

It's anchor man, not anchor lady, and THAT is a scientific fact!!

stumppy 02-20-2007 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.


Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ?


Anecdotes anyone ?
:D

crazycoffey 02-20-2007 05:00 PM

I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....


I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled.

Stewie 02-20-2007 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy
Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ?


Anecdotes anyone ?
:D

Michael Hutchence from INXS is rumored to have died from this, but I think officially it was suicide by hanging.

jidar 02-20-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....


I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled.


More bullshit.
I counted the things I don't know about sex and it's exactly 3.2

greg63 02-20-2007 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....


I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled.

LMAO

Baby Lee 02-20-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jidar
More bullshit.
I counted the things I don't know about sex and it's exactly 3.2

No fair, 'what goes where' should count for more than 1.

bogie 02-20-2007 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

Zebedee DuBois 02-20-2007 05:10 PM

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9. 56% of men have had sex at work.
This is difficult to believe. If true, it is frightening, at least in my workplace. We have 54 men and 4 females

Stewie 02-20-2007 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

Every time I see CW I can only think of The Continental on SNL. That was some funny shit.

crazycoffey 02-20-2007 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
Every time I see CW I can only think of The Continental on SNL. That was some funny shit.


Every time I see CW I think of an article in maxim or FHM or something like that. It was describing celebrity personalities as alcohol drinks.

for example Britney could be maddog 20/20 (white trashy or so forth)



anyway, Christopher Walken is the only one I remember, here's why, he was;

A shot of vodka straight up, served in a chipped glass and sprinkled with cat shit.

Direckshun 02-20-2007 05:22 PM

39 minutes!?

Holy crap I'm inadequate.

Baby Lee 02-20-2007 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

Check image properties.

dirk digler 02-20-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun
39 minutes!?

Holy crap I'm inadequate.

And that surprises you?

:)

Direckshun 02-20-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
And that surprises you?

:)

I just didn't expect there to be data!

Phobia 02-20-2007 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy
Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ?


Anecdotes anyone ?
:D

I actually knew a guy who went off to college and did that alone. It was a hush, hush rumor around town because his old man was a respected teacher and coach.

Rain Man 02-20-2007 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois
This is difficult to believe. If true, it is frightening, at least in my workplace. We have 54 men and 4 females

Are any of the women whores?

Rain Man 02-20-2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

I like to watch.

Phobia 02-20-2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois
This is difficult to believe. If true, it is frightening, at least in my workplace. We have 54 men and 4 females

Congratulations to you and your boyfriends.

Baby Lee 02-20-2007 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I like to watch.

Obscure heh!!
http://www.elmatecreativos.com/image...ision-spot.jpg

Rain Man 02-20-2007 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
Obscure heh!!

I was worried that it would be too obscure, but then I saw that you had been in the thread.

Zebedee DuBois 02-20-2007 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Congratulations to you and your boyfriends.

Thats sweet!
I'll pass it on to the guys.

RJ 02-20-2007 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I like to watch.


Being There, my bestest comedy.

Zebedee DuBois 02-20-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man
I like to watch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee
Obscure heh!!

I was thinking the Peter Sellers movie...but what is the coffee reference?

Zebedee DuBois 02-20-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man
Are any of the women whores?

Unfortunately, no.

88TG88 02-20-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

does that work ?

RJ 02-20-2007 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man
I like to watch.



Going for first car ride:


This is just like television, only you can see much further.

Mr. Plow 02-20-2007 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..

http://peety-passion.com/peetypassio...about-subject/

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.


Must be drunk sex.

RJ 02-20-2007 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow
Must be drunk sex.



Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.

Hammock Parties 02-20-2007 07:42 PM

Only 21? Dammit. Where can I get the full list.

siberian khatru 02-20-2007 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ
Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.

Ah, those were the days ...

Mr. Plow 02-20-2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ
Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.

I'm not for the "Quick, the kids are in the other room and may wake up any moment so get it over with" sex, either. Kids are great....but not when you're horny.

Smed1065 02-20-2007 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow
I'm not for the "Quick, the kids are in the other room and may wake up any moment so get it over with" sex, either. Kids are great....but not when you're horny.

How do you think the kids "appeared" in the first place?


:)

Mr. Plow 02-20-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smed1065
How do you think the kids "appeared" in the first place?


:)

I'm starting to think that I can get my wife pregnant just by thinking of it. Got a 2 year old, 1 year old, and one on the way. I see my sex life being missing in action.....unless I can find a **** buddy. But then I risk having two women pregnant.

Baby Lee 02-21-2007 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois
I was thinking the Peter Sellers movie...but what is the coffee reference?

It's not a coffee reference.

Chiefs Pantalones 02-21-2007 09:26 AM

22. Redrum's mom likes it from behind all the time.

keg in kc 02-21-2007 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder
22. Redrum's mom likes it from behind all the time.

No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

Chief Chief 02-21-2007 01:17 PM

Addendum to #17:

29% of those who are virgins when they marry are virgins when they get divorced.

FAX 02-21-2007 01:27 PM

Addendum to Addendum to #17:

Dang few girls are still virgins after two weeks on the road with a Mexican circus.

FAX

Delano 02-21-2007 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

The ole' Santorum special ehh?

Chiefs Pantalones 02-21-2007 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

I knew that already. She orders it all the time when we go to Baskin Robbins, we then proceed to make one of our own in the back.

Baby Lee 02-21-2007 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

The term is Santorum .

luv 02-21-2007 01:51 PM

I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?

FAX 02-21-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?

After reviewing the data, it appears that 34% of them are polling everybody in sight, Ms. luv.

FAX

dirk digler 02-21-2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?

Do you buy condoms or do you let the man bring them?

007 02-21-2007 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jidar
Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.

Sucks for you.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 04:24 PM

Fact 22.

Sex is more fun with a partner.

Joe Seahawk 02-21-2007 05:10 PM

Quote:

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches.
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)

stevieray 02-21-2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)

you can't use the metric system...

StcChief 02-21-2007 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)

That's INCHES not Centimeters @ (2.54/1 inch)

NaptownChief 02-21-2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)


So you can top that 1 3/4 inch eh?

Pants 02-21-2007 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogie
What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

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Halfcan 02-21-2007 07:53 PM

Fact 23

Girls will think that they are your girlfriend if you sleep with them more than one.

FAX 02-21-2007 08:22 PM

24. 88% of men who have slammed their penis in a car door prefer lubrication.

FAX

BucEyedPea 02-21-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
Totally agree. I've never used this excuse. I am the opposite because it handles a headache, sometimes even a migraine every time.

However, it's strictly a clinical urge and nothing more at that time. :)

Halfcan 02-21-2007 10:07 PM

25. 96% of women don't like to be called a filthy whore and slapped in the face when your banging them.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 10:07 PM

26. 64% of women don't like it when you accidently get the wrong hole.


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