Women and Crotch-Looking: A Question
 

I have a question for CP's ladies: Do you make a point to look at men's crotches? I think it's commonly accepted that men will always look at the attributes of females. Some are more obvious than others, but we all do it (well, I guess not the gay guys, but anyway). But what about the habits of the ladies?

And, for those of you who do, what are you trying to figure out, if anything?

Thanks.

I don't know, I mean - sometimes - just because.

What? Men look at female attributes?

Shocking!!

I catch the dirty perverts checking out my crotch all the time.

Are you a woman?

Ironic

This coming from a man with the screenname Donger

He's a part-time bell-ringer. Jeesh.

I'd rather look at boobs.

beat me to it...


no pun intended! :)

This is a great question. I can wear clothing that will enhance the look of my crotch. Just like women can enhance their cleavage. No, I don't mean a potato, I mean jeans that make me look like a porn star. Know what I mean?

Brothas be packin'

You shop at Abercrombie? lol

In my case, I don't see how they CAN'T look.
I can't blame 'em.

I've got Levi's that I've owned for years. They've faded complimentary.

Where is meatpeeker and what have you done with him?

I'm not...you're just an easy target.

They sell those at Wal-Mart?

Yes, well.

Any CP women on board that can answer?

I asked my wife for you and she says she can't keep her eyes off my crotch. She especially likes when it sings and dances.

No, I don't make a point of looking at mens crotches. Either you know how to use what's in there or not. Doesn't matter if you're hung like Dirk Diggler on Boogie Nights if you can't please a woman it's useless.

You're not helping.

Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.

How do you ascertain whether or not they can provide you with sexual gratification without, well, trying it on for size? Or, am I misunderstanding you?

You never just look and go, "Insert answer here."

I was jk around. My old roomate used to work there at Abercrombie and they had these style of jeans that were to make your crotch stick out to where it looks like your packin some serious junk. He'd always wear them. Kinda funny really.

I usually leave my brain hanging out of my zipper to shock and awe the womenfolk.

I have caught woman looking at my crotch before. They do the same thing I do when I want to check out a woman. I'll look far to the right of her , then move my line of sight to the left of her, as if something just caught my attention . This allows me a good look without her noticing .

I don't believe woman are really intentionally sizing up a man when they're looking, they just do it on instinct.

No. It's more about how a guy touches a woman. How he makes her feel. I can honestly say I have never looked at a guys crotch and thought "gotta have me some of that".

Thats not to say that I've never looked at a guy and thought he'd be good in bed. But it's more than crotch size.

Such fascinating, complex creatures. I ask if you look at mens' crotches and you respond with "how he makes her feel."

Thank you for your answer. I do appreciate it.

Joie likes cuddlin.'

You're welcome. I know it didn't make much sense. It's not like when you look at our boobs.

I know enough about women to not always expect an answer that makes sense to the male mind.

Then you know more than 90% of the male population.

You guys should just **** and get it over with.

You are obsessed with this subject Donger.
I just size up the feet. That tells me all I need to know. :p

No thanks. I already share my bed with one ChiefsPlanet member.

Simpleton.

:thumb:

rep!

To the best of my recollection, I've not asked this question before.

I truly hope that it is not GoChiefs.

I'm up for a threesome.

Cuddlin normally leds to other stuff.

That was just cruel. Besides I hear he prefers nuts to nipples.

Gonna let both hands play tonight? How are you gonna hold the gay porn?

IIRC, it came up in a thread with that other woman...last Spring or Summer...what was her name ???? GoddessTara or some such? You posted a pic of a man in a public space sitting down with an obvious bulge and asked about it. Maybe you didn't use the same words but it came up.

And you asked me something once,here, publicly...I'd be too embarrassed to repeat. :harumph:

That's possible, I suppose, but I honestly don't remember it.

Pussy.

Ouch. Unfortunately, however, GC is probably masturbating over this post.

:redface:



I could get it but don't feel like it.

Freakin' n00bs.

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I've always preferred this version:

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WTF?
You couldn't find that in English? I love the end where they say "check please". :LOL:

Who is Bootlegged? Or rather who did he used to be?

I fixed yer post 4 ya, ya moob.

oh heres a link ;)
Moobs

I guess It depends on the girl, my wife is a BUTTLOOKER!, not a Meatpeeker

Donger is such a Fem...


a dirty legged, abercrombie-turtle neck wearing, metrose xule Fem.

odd that the first thing on google under meatpeeker is from chiefsplanet.

Donger is enlightened.

Have you heard the term anywhere else?

I'm pretty sure it was busted out here for gc by a pretty damn cool guy from iowania.

I have, first heard it in H.S. 16 yrs ago, At meiners sunfresh in brookside, Produce guy pointed to one of the cashiers and said to me, that dude is a meatpeeker, don't go anywhere or do anything in this store with him alone. Been in the lexicon ever since.

I don't even know what that means.

Women look at guys ass'

Do guys really look at women's crotches in public? I've never really looked there at all. I always thought it was more of an internet "mooseknuckle" thing.

I generally look at whatever she's flaunting. If that's the crotch, sobeit.

^yeah that

Thanks splat.

Donger wants to know whether it'll be worth the trouble to stuff his crotch.

I miss that smilie.

I have a follow up question. How would it make you feel if a stranger spooged on your back while you were sleeping on the redeye flight from L.A.?

I once went as a well endowed guy to a 70's costume party. It was a lot of fun.

Might piss me off a little bit. Waking me up and forcing me to need to change clothes. He could have aimed elsewhere.

So if he said he was sorry would you give him your number?

Was it a bit humbling when none of the women recognized you?

No. For a variety of reasons.

1. I never gave my number that quickly.
2. He already showed disrespect
3. Most importantly, my boyfriend doesn't like it when I give our number to strange men.

heh

I know the odds are against this, but I have to ask. Are you one of my cats?

Is your boyfriend skip?

No, it's Acesn8s.

Why yes. With the help of the other cats I have been posting when you aren't looking. Does this deserve more warm milk? :)

Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! There are so many things I want to ask you! What does my wife really do when I'm gone? Why do you not eat the sliced Fancy Feasts? Am I changing your litter box often enough? Hang on, I've got a whole list.

I'm sworn to secrecy or she'll take away the tuna. The sliced Fancy Feast is too much work, all that chewing. :shake: The litter box could use a bit more attention.